RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 17, 1997 RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 17, 1997
Todd: Bam Bam! You COWARD! When will you get in the ring and face my Giant! I bet even I could take you!
Moments later, the Beast from the East steps through the curtains! The fans cheer for the WWF's Vice President! He gets into the ring with a calm, but stern look on his face.
Bam Bam: TODD! I already told ya. I'm not facin' the Giant wit' my office on the line... unless you... or HE... puts up somethin' of EQUAL value! Todd... you don't HAVE any value... BECAUSE I FIRED YOU!!!! (fans cheer!)
Todd: C'mon you big tattooed headed loser! If I had a skull that thick, I'd be able to get tattoos on it as well!
Bam Bam: I told you, Todd... you're NOT worth ANYTHING! Now GET out of MY WAY!
Bam Bam shoves Todd out of the way. Todd over-reacts getting knocked back...as Bam Bam heads out of the ring. Todd motions for the Publican to get into the ring.
Todd and the Publican confer with each other for a few moments.... then Todd talks into the mic again.
Todd: I just spoke with our LEGAL advisor... and Bam Bam... since I'm no longer under your employ... and you put your HANDS on me... I can press charges!
Bam Bam: (turning around) WHAT? What kinda CRAP is THAT?
Todd: And I WILL press charges... unless you sign for that match with the Giant... FOR THE VICE PRESIDENCY!
Bam Bam: WHAT!? First of all Todd...you'd better think LONG... and HARD. I'm the SECONDARY referee at the Main Event at WrestleMania. You wanna back me into a WALL? I can GUARANTEE you that the Giant won't win the WORLD TITLE! You'd better think about THAT before you go pressin' CHARGES! And PUBLICAN! You little PENCIL PUSHER...you keep your scrawny neck out of this, too... if you know what's good for ya. Think about it boys... and get back to us. You know where Titan Tower is AT!
Bam Bam turns and leaves.
Pillman: What does BAM BAM know about lawsuits!? Todd has a case here! I'm a WITNESS!
Two men in large sweaters with hoods up come down toward the announcer's table. One of the men is also in a large trench coat. Heart Attack backs away from the table.
The trench-coated man pulls out an iron crutch and whacks Pillman on the head.
The other pulls him back over the guard rail while the trenchcoated one bears the crutch in front of him warning all others away.
The other pulls out some permanent Bright red hair dye and smears it all over Pillmans hair and face. The man with the crutch hits Pillman again with the crutch.
The other looks towards the camera... you can hear their voices...
Hawk: You are lucky you are alive, punk!!!
Animal: Consider this the beginning of Roxanne's revenge!!! You are next Stone Cold!!!
The Road Warriors turn to leave... AND ARE ASSAULTED by the Harlem Heat!!!! Booker T and Stevie Ray launch themselves at the Road Warriors!!! The two team brawl around ringside... slamming each other into the barricade and the ringposts!!! The crutch goes flying... Hawk hits a running clothesline! Booker hits a Harlem Side kick!!! It's WILD!!!
Pillman: (pulling himself up) Look at this! They don't LEARN! Stone Cold was right! The Hart's are afraid to do anything themselves! Hiding behind the Mega Pansies!
Heart Attack: You'd better wash that stuff our of your HAIR! Next week... you'll be a STRAWBERRY BLONDE AT BEST, if you don't get it out right now!
Pillman: WHAT!? (he gets up and starts to leave.) Let's get out of here! Raw's through... and so is the Road Warriors!!!
Pillman turns and runs out. The two teams continue to battle it out, tooth and nail as Raw goes off the air!