RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 17, 1997

KICKOUT! The Giant kicks out! Sid and the Giant get up to their feet. Sid starts to smash the Giant back toward the corner with elbow smashes to the head. He hits another... then another... then... the Giant BLOCKS!

Sid grabs the Giant by the tights... AND THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!! The Giant tumbles down. Sid follows and the count begins...

Sid grabs the Giant... HEAD INTO RINGPOST SMASH!!! The Giant spins around on his feet, stumbling... and FALLING! Sid tries to lift the big carcass up as the count hits 3.... Sid can't pull him up! 4.... 5.... Sid rolls in without the Giant...

Finally the Giant gets up... and barely beats the count in. Sid is waiting for him... and tries a choke slam! Sid pumps... but cannot lift the massive Giant! The Giant blasts him with a clothesline... then another!

Sid tries to keep his balance... and DOES! The Giant grabs his arm... ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN!!! Sid is on the mat and the starts laying into him with kicks and stomps! The Giant bounces off the ropes.... ELBOWDROP.... NO! HE MISSES! Sid covers him... hooking the leg... 1... The Giant kicks with his feet... and rolls back on TOP of SID!!!! The Giant hooks the leg... 1... 2... KICKOUT!

Both wrestlers get up to their feet. The Giant starts unloading heavy artillery with clotheslines, shoulderblocks and solid punches! The Giant stands in the center of the ring as he knocks Sid back... then he extends his arms and yells out to the fans... who respond negatively!

The Giant grabs Sid... A HEADBUTT!!! A SECOND HEAD BUTT!!!! A THIRD HEADBUTT!!! Sid doubles over and the Giant hooks him with a front facelock... and puts a grapevine armbar on Sid's other arm..... ARMLOCK TAKEOVER LIKE ANDRE USED!!! The Giant flips him over, landing on top of him.....!

The Giant covers Sid... 1... 2.... KICKOUT!!!

The bell rings!!!

Pillman: NO! That's not FAIR! We had him!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... the time limit has expired! The referee's official decision is a DRAW!

Both wrestlers roll out on opposite sides of the ring, battered, bruised, bloody and totally exhausted. They stare at each other, but make no further advances toward each other.

The ring is cleared out...then suddenly...Macho Man Randy Savage jumps up into the ring and looks down at Pillman with a glassy look.

Pillman: Uh oh! Looks like somebody's DRUNK!

Macho: "Well well well, little Stevie thinks he can be MACHO all of a sudden. ISN'T THAT CUTE! Steven, let me tell you something. I've been wrestling in this sport ever since you and your brother were getting beat up on the streets okay. SURE! I'll wrestle ya! OOOOOHH YEAH! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?!?! JIM ROSS! The two of have been friends for a LONG TIME! I WASN'T trying to buy you out WITH AN OFFER INTO THE MEGA POWERS! That's a little something I like to call A FRIENDLY gesture. IT WASN'T A BRIBE! I may have blew up when I got up there and said that! I KNOW YOU HAVE TO BE OBJECTIVE! MY PROBLEM IS YOU SAYING THAT I'M TWO BRICKS SHORT OF A LOAD! Friends, DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT FRIENDS! Okay, WOULD YOU BE TWO BRICKS SHORT OF A LOAD IF SOMEONE STOLE YOUR WIFE FROM YOU?!?!?!? Probably, huh! Or, to make it even worse, YOUR WORST ENEMY? You would probably lose it wouldn't you Jim?!? You picking Flair wasn't what hurt. The fact that you would use a 5th grader response to the reaction of my losing my wife HURT! Why don't you think about that?"

Macho throws the microphone back down and leaves the sight of the fans, obviously upset.

Pillman: What the HELL is HIS problem? We're not wasting our time on has-beens like him. HEY! Stone Cold SHAVED his head of hair! What's Macho Man's excuse!? Let's take this commercial time out... and then when we come back, I hear that Jim Ross has a response to this. I can't WAIT!