WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997A few minutes later, Todd Pettingill and Terry Taylor come down the aisle with two state marshalls. Todd has two pieces of paper in his hands... and Taylor takes the mic. They get into the ring....
TAYLOR:Hey perfect,you didnt look so perfect on superstars im not jealous of you ,or anybody!!!.Im the perfect man of the 90s, so yeah i accept youre match at wrestlemania,with a stipulation the loser may never use the perfect plex again....
TAYLOR:and before i go i have a joke ,todd what the difference between perfect and a steven king book
TODD:what
TAYLOR:A steven king book gets off the shelf everyonce in awhile,get it... perfect..on the shelf god im funny
TODD:in my left hand there is a summons for bam bam bigelow to appear in court...on get the luck march 30th...and in my right the contract for my giant and him one on one for the VP...now bam bam if you dont accept the match..youre gonna be in court all day and wont be able to referre all poor thing...well you gotta take one...cmon down big guy.
(Bam Bam's face comes on over the large video screen.)
Bam Bam: Todd... you'd better think a bit before you start rockin' the boat. There ain't no court in the NATION open on Easter Sunday! So you can DROP that summons from your left hand and put your finger back in your nose where it's been, you sub-par disc-jockey! What I've got here... in MY left hand... is a little piece of paper that says you owe $13,000 dollars in fines for your assault on Mr.Perfect last week. It's called WWF JUSTICE, boys!!
(Todd points to Terry Taylor, who makes a hand gesture with his hands, representing money. Todd then points to the Publican at the announcer's table... who makes a similar gesture.)
Bam Bam: Yeah, fine... so the Empire's rich. Big deal. But like I said... if you want the Giant to get a FAIR match, you'd better get off my case... or I'll see to it that he DOESN'T! Think about it, BOYS!
(Bam Bam's face disappears from the video screen, leaving the Superstars logo. Todd and Taylor look at each other... and smile.)
MR. PERFECT
(Mr.Perfect is apparently home. His leg is bandaged up and he looks in quite a bit of pain.)
Perfect: Taylor... that's TWICE you've done this to Mr.Perfect. The first time... it took half the Empire. The second time, it was after a trying match with Razor Ramon. Fool me once... shame on you. Fool me twice... I KICK YOUR ASS. Now, while I'm on the subject, Razor... congratulations. You won the match... fair and square. I wish you luck today for your match against the Undertaker. And I'm pulling for you to go to WrestleMania.
Perfect: WrestleMania. According to doctors, I won't be able to compete there due to this leg injury. But I've made an agreement with Bret Hart that I would Perfect Plex you through the canvas. And I'll find a way to get to Chicago... and do just that. So Taylor... the WWF won't let me wrestle. But I don't need a paycheck to get my revenge. At WrestleMania IV... look over your shoulder... grow eyes in the back of your head. Stay close to the Empire the whole night. Because I'll be coming for you. One way or another, I'll hold up my end of the agreement with the Hitman. And Taylor, you'll be sorry you EVER crossed paths... with Mr.Perfect!
PSYCHO SID PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Sid is standing in the back with his OFFICAL mangager...Sarah D.
Sid is wearing a baseball cap and his black tights.
Sarah is wearing a business suit.
Sid : Corey Major...Corey Major my friend...you have done well...in defeating DDP...but tonight my friend...you face ME !!! 6'9...313 Pounds of a Powerbomb !!! And that's what gonna happen to you tonight...Powerbomb !!!
Sarah : Okay Sid, but remember, we don't want to HURT Corey. He may not be in the Network, but I like to think of him as a friend.
Sid : And you will see...that I am the master...and the ruler...of the world.