WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997Phoenix: Do not count on it my little rosebud...I merely have no time to play this day. I am assembling my forces as we speak...Undertaker...long time no see! You have been treating my rosebud well.
(Undertaker grabs the mike from Tyr.)
Undertaker: I grow weary of this...you have some audasity to come here and think you can just own the World Wrestling Federation. You shall fall, Phoenix...even if it takes destroying The Undertaker to do so.
Tyr: W...wait a minute! I don't want it to come to that!
Undertaker: Tyr...honor is a precious thing...I am willing to defend yours to the grave. It shall take some aid...but we can do it.
Phoenix: How touching, Undertaker...you sully her better than I could ever!
Tyr: Shut your yap, feather head!
Phoenix: Do not be cross with me, rosebud...I have something you treasure...
(The camera cuts the closeup of Phoenix to a golden cage in which Seeress is being held. Four orange and red ninjas guard the cage.)
Phoenix: I have a propostition for you, rosebud...join me once more, and Seeress will be free.
Seeress: Don't do it, excellency!!!
Phoenix: See how she suffers! Such a pity that one would go to waste so young.
Tyr: I'll kick your golden ass if you harm her!!!
Phoenix: Oh please do! Your touch is what kept me so happy before...
(Tyr sits there in shock as The Undertaker looks at her in the same fashion. The crowd starts to murmur.)
Phoenix: Oh, yes...my heart skips a beat from the bliss we had together.
Tyr: You accually think that I would be THAT love stark then?
Phoenix: Do not tell me you have forgotten! I doubt anyone could have forgotten anything like what we had...such passion...such power...
Tyr: I can't believe you would...(sees The Undertaker stare at her) Undertaker, PUH-LEASE! You accually think that I would do anything THAT-
Undertaker: No matter what sort of past you had with him, it is just us now...
Tyr: W...W...WHAT!?!?!?!?! You BELEIVE HIM!?!?!?!?!
Phoenix: Why should he not?
Tyr: I did nothing of the sort with him...'Taker, please believe me!
Undertaker: ........I believe you....The Phoenix has done things to trick my better judgement before...I am not allowing him to do that again.
(Tyr runs to The Undertaker and embraces him warmly. The Undertaker is surprised for a moment...and then returns the embrace. The crowd goes wild as The Phoenix gives a look of distain.)
Phoenix: Mark my words...she will not be with you for long.
(The lights come back up and the video wall is clear. Tyr puts her hands on The Undertaker's shoulders and smiles at him. The Undertaker can only look back at her with a halfway confused look on his face.)
Tyr: What's the matter with you?
Undertaker: Why...did you...
Tyr: You believed in me...that meant a lot.
Undertaker: Oh...
Tyr: Get over it...besides...I have a feeling you'll be reciving more in the future.
(Tyr winks at The Undertaker as he still looks a bit confused. Tyr and The Undertaker walk side by side down the aisle. Paul Bearer leads the 5 druids behind them.)
Publican: TYR... and PHOENIX? Maybe we can get a TAPE of it!
Pillman: Oh... I'm sure we can pull THAT off!
Heart Attack: I bet I know what your video library looks like! BOTH of you!
Pillman: MINE'S GOT YOU IN IT! Hahaha!
Heart Attack: PLEASE!
Publican: Could you imagine... if the Undertaker wins... and Vader wins... on this coming Raw during the tournament!?
Pillman: A CASKET match for the I/C title at WrestleMania! I tend to think that Vader would come out on top there!
Heart Attack: That match would definitely be something to see! Different then what we all expected!
Pillman: Or.. it could be JoBo and VADER! A couple of big, agressive dudes!
Publican: But if it's Vader and JoBo... what about the Casket Match?
Pillman: I guess the skirt-wearin' president will have to make a decision!
Publican: Or even Undertaker and SID!
Pillman: Sid won't make it to the finals! He's a LUNATIC!
Heart Attack: He was a little agressive tonight!
Pillman: Yeah! He jumped your boyfriend before the BELL!
Heart Attack: THAT wasn't FAIR!
Publican: DERRICK is her boyfriend now!
Pillman: Oh yeah. She just BARGED in while he was getting changed!
Heart Attack: I didn't just BARGE in!
Pillman: Alright... FORGET IT!
Heart Attack: YEAH! Forget it!
Pillman: Calm down... before you get GREY hairs in with your BLEACH blonde hairs!
Heart Attack: At least they're not RED!
Pillman: Alright! Alright! But wait until the Harlem Heat gets them at WrestleMania! You heard the Heat tonight! They'll take care of the Road Dummies!
Publican: They're relaxing... takin' it easy. Ready for that match!
Pillman: And Macho Wimp! He's more concerned with what Jim Ross has got to say, rather, then the Nature Boy! SOMEBODY'S career will be ending!
Publican: He's just pulling anybody out here!
Heart Attack: Jenny McCarthy!
Pillman: BIG DEAL, Jenny McCarthy! You think THAT will make Flair mad? Flair's got SAVAGE'S WIFE!!!
Publican: Hey! Heart Attack has left a lot of men! She must know what this is like! Let's take a poll to see who she'll be with after Derrick!
Pillman: By WrestleMania, she'll already be with someone new!
Heart Attack: That is NOT TRUE!
Pillman: We figured you would LIE like that! We'll see you on Monday Night Raw!