WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997BRIAN PILLMAN INTERVIEWS...
(Pillman is at the ring with a microphone)
Pillman:Ha Ha Ha!!!(to the fans)Don't think that you'll get to see the best EVER tag team,UNIFIED Tag Champs,Harlem Heat! They didn't wanna come out here cause you don't deserve to breathe the same air that they do!However we have them live from the bar in New York.lets go to them!
(screen is dark,then we see a smoky bar,Stevie Ray and Booker T playing pool with some buddies.Both Booker and Stevie are wearing jeans and T-shirts that have a logo "Basketball is life: the rest is just details." Booker T turns to the camera and, puffing cigar speaks)
Booker T:Yo,Brian,how ya doing today man?Are you bored with all these losers around you?
Pillman:Yeah,man!!! I'm glad that we got you guys LIVE!And thanks for beating the crap outta the Road Dummies 'cause they cheap attacked me again!
Booker T: These punks are gonna get it at WrestleMania man!!!
Pillman: Oh, I can't WAIT for that! And Savage'll get his too! That Macho Man was so confused, he was callin' me STEVIE!
Stevie Ray: Nacho Puke sucks man! He is scared of us! He won't even face me or my bro! And Macho,you showed us and the wole world what you really are! I wanted to hear ooh yeah during my interview! And,right Macho,when we were not even there then yo tuff SUCKA! You knew we weren't there and couldn't make you shut your trap loser! For some reason when we're not out here,Nacho is so Macho!
Pillman:Stevie,Booker, you probably knew about Road Warriors being here...facing Bulldog and Owen today! Are you guys gonna come by and punk the Road Dummies real quick?
Booker T:Well,dat sounds good but then maybe not! Make sure Stone Cold or Giant watch yo back cause these Megapansies will probably try cheap attack again! I wanted Bulldog an Owen ta demolish those losers! I ain't no fan of Bulldog and Owen's but these Legion Of Dummies MAKE ME SICK!!! These cheap shot artists! They all themselves fan favourites and then throw wrestling rulebook outta the window!
Pillman: Also,Stevie,you gotta match coming against Bret Hart on RAW!
Stevie Ray:Bret Hart sucks so bad,he would never beat me!Anvil,if you think yo gonna interfere,yo mistakin' SUCKA!!If you try to interfere I'll get outthere and punk yo ass with Booker you loser!Da boom line is SUCKAS,I ain't losing this one!Bret Hart thinks he can beat me?He can bring it on because I'll kick the living crap outta him!!
Pillman:Okay!So any hints for these losers on your NBA Superstar that's gonna be at WrestleMania?
Booker T:He's doing cool man!He will be there and might even show Road Dummies how to wrestle!HAHAHA!
Stevie Ray:We got big time news man!That secret NBA superstar is our bud and there is a famous singer that is his bud!!! GUESS WHOOOO????COOLIO!!DAS RIGHT SUCKAS!!!HAHAHA! Okay,we all know who the best player of NBA is:MICHAEL JORDAN!Coolio is friend of ours and he's also his bud!
Booker T: Das right SUCKAS!In fat Coolio might be here next week on RAW and he will explain why he's coming!Everyone knows reason,he's our bud and wants to help us kick Road Warriors' asses!Tell you what! He will be actually be performing some of his best songs before our Wrestle Mania match!!HAHAHA! And he also might have a NEW anti-Megapowers,anti-Road Warriors song that he might be signing during our match!And don't you MegaIdiots try to attack him,he'll have 10 bodyguards with him....who don't like Road Dummies and might beat there faces in for a while!
Pillman:WOW! That's awesome! 1,2,3,4! Ha Ha Ha!COOLIO! Man,all those stupid fans will get so lucky at WrestleMania with such a steller performance from the Heat!
Booker T:Das right,while we watch Road Dummies jump down from Scaffolds,we'll see Sabrina kicking Roxanne's butt,Coolio with his best songs during match! And Michael Jordan! Man,we'll have half of whole Hollywood there to harass use abuse and confuse MegaPansies!
Pillman:Yeah! When Heat promises an awesome performance they always do it 20 times more than any other wrestler could! Wait a minute,they don't have to promise:their performanes are always awesome!
Stevie Ray: Das right!And don't think that Coolio is some kinda chump!He'll get in your face and smack ya! He didn't wrestle before but he did had lots of practice in fighting so don't even think for 1 second that any of you megapansies can take him on....with ten bodyguards!HAHAHA!
Pillman:There you have it!Another Hollywood celebrity!Lemme count:Michael Jordan,Coolio...
Stevie Ray:Than ain't it,with us you never know!!!ANYONE you can think of MIGHT show up! Cause everyone knows Da Heat!!HAHAHA!
Pillman:Awesome!This will be the most visited,most awesome WrestleMania of all time!! And Heat will have more then half of biggest stars in their corner!!!Ha Ha Ha! Okay then guys! You seem kinda tired! Are you?
Booker T:Well,we kinda are! Das why we didn't come!I got sick and Stevie don't feel too good too! We are having fun here cause we are kinda tired!
Pillman: Bored of beating the snot outta MegaPukes huh?
Stevie Ray: Yep,that's well!
Pillman:Alrighty then guys! Thanks for interview though all these stupid hillbillies (points at the fans) don't deserve it! (fans boo)
Stevie Ray:Aight Brian!Take it easy man!Watch you back ,you never know when these Megapansiese will attack,I hate these cheap shot artists!
Pillman: Alright!Later!
Stevie Ray:See ya man!
Booker T:Later!
(screen becomes black again and then we see Pillman at the ring)
Pillman:What are you losers looking at me for?THAT WAS IT! But hit the music anyway!
(He leaves the ring as 'Gansta's Paradise' by Coolio starts to play throughout the arena.)