WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997SABRINA SAVAGE
Sabrina is back in the Superstars Rebuttal area.
Sabrina: Hart Foundation, when Austin and Pillman are a united front, there's no stopping them. Throw me into the mix and what you have is a runaway freight train! And it's gonna mow right over you two. And Roxanne you can do your best to stop me from doing my job, it won't be enough. Besides, you may have other things to attend to. As usual, I've got the master plan, and I am a master! 1996 Manager of the Year and the smartest bitch you'll ever find!
Pillman: Haha! There you heard it! MY manager!
Heart Attack: THE WITCH!
(Todd Pettingill comes down the aisle. He yanks away the mic from a reluctant announcer. Todd gets up into the ring.)
Todd: I know! You're saying... HEY! Didn't he get fired! Why is HE in the ring? Well...I still AM one of the best interviewers around.... and I can't STAND watching Jim Ross get all the interviews. But first... let's address something at WrestleMania. So now Bam Bam Bigelow is going to be the second referee during the Giant's match. Bam Bam... I'm warning you now. Don't mess this up... you already FIRED me... and you'll pay for that. Don't bury yourself. Now I want to talk to somebody else that's a little PEEVED with the WWF.... and that is... THE BLIZZARD ADRIEN BLADES!
The Blizzard comes out. WITHOUT SUNNY ????? As he walks down the aisle he absorbs the boos of the crowd...and loves every minute of it. He walks up on the steps and easily steps over the ropes. Once in the ring he gives Todd a hand...and raises his hands to the crowd...and loves it when they are booing him. He then say's something to the fans that the camera's luckely didn't pick up. He then puts his hands in his side...and wait's for Pettingill to talk.
Todd : First Blizzard...where is Sunny ?
Blizzard : Sunny is a lady...she doesn't need to hear this.
Todd: okay...Blizzard, you asked the WWF for this interview... but they wouldn't grant it with one of their 'precious' interviewers. And when I got wind of your request, I said to myself.. SELF, interview the Blizzard. The Giant himself said he has potential. Let's hear what he has to say. So Blizzard... WHY the interview? What's on your mind?
Blizzard: First Todd...lemme tell you something...wanna know why they didn't let me have someone else to interview me ? Because they are afraid I might hurt them or something...like I did with that idiot Kevin Kelly. (Crowd boos) Now why the interview ? Because I want a chance to say what's on my mind. BUT THOSE BUTT-KISSERS WOULDN'T LET ME !!! (Crowd boos) that's why I came to you.(Blizzard laughs)
Todd: I can understand that. Heck, this whole federation is corrupt... and as soon as somebody starts to make some noise, they try to quiet them. Like when I got fired! So Blizzard... what a you going to do about it?
Blizzard: That's right this federation is so damn corrupt...no one would believe it. But what I am gonna do about it ? Well I am gonna be so (Censored) vulgar...that everyone will notice me. And once I have their attention...I'll tell them what I want....when I want. And you wanna know why ? BECAUSE I CAN !!! (Crowd boos)
Todd : Because YOU CAN? You ain't Empire, Blizzard... calm down. What about the I/C title. You wanted the belt, and you've been eliminated already.
Blizzard : First of all...Stardom...YOU LITTLE PRISSY !!! I watched you carry that damn title for SIX months. I watched you RAPE that good name of the I/C Title !!!. The WWF has been screwing me out of the I/C for soooo long now. Every stupid idiot here (Points to the fans who begin to boo) knows that It's time I get my damn crack at the I/C Title. I WORK MY ASS OF SEVEN DAY'S OF THE WEEK HERE IN THE FEDERATION !!!.
Todd :(Laughing) Are you saying that WWF is trying to keep you from winning the I/CTitle?
Blizzard : HELL YEAH !!! You think me facing Vader was "accidental" ? What the (Censored) was Vader doing in the I/C Tournament anyway ? I am sick to death of seeing other people like that make-up wearing freak Sting walking around...and still beeing in the I/C Title Tournament....why I am was eliminated IN THE FIRST FREAKING ROUND !!! Has he been going after the WWF I/C Title for EIGHT MONTHS ? NO...I don't think so !!!. And who does he get ? THP...ohhhh now there is the opponent of a life-time isn't there ?
Todd : You're right...what are you gonna do now ?
Blizzard : I am gonna do...what I want...when I want...and wanna know why ?
Todd : TELL ME !!!
Blizzard : Because I can !!!!
Todd : Alright... that's it. Ladies and gentlemen...THE BLIZZARD!
Blizzard walks out and screams some nasty words at Heart Attack. Who puts up her hand to the Blizzard... and it becomes digitally distorted. He then goes to the fans and shout's at them as well.
Bam Bam Bigelow then comes down the aisle with an angry look on his face. He heads up to the ring, and Pettingill then realizes that he has no where to go. Bam Bam gets into the ring and walks up to Todd and snatches the mic away from him.
Bam Bam: Todd... you know DAMN WELL that I fired you. You ain't allowed to do interviews anymore! So hit the road before I GIVE you a REAL reason to press charges!
(Todd snatches the mic back from Bam Bam, who looks ready to snap.)
Todd: You big OAF, I have the right to Freedom of Speech, and if I want to interview somebody... I CAN! I'm going to steal the Blizzard's line... who stole his from the Empire... which I AM a member of.... I'LL DO IT BECAUSE I CAN!
(Bam Bam snatches the mic back.)
Bam Bam: Todd...SHUT UP! You're not makin' any sense! You got no right bein' in this ring... or even this arena! I fired you... and that means your fired from the WWF! It's a federal 'freakin' offense for you to set foot over that barricade and get into this ring. You wanna talk charges, the Beast from the East can press 'em so hard you'll flip head over heels! Now GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
(Bam Bam moves foward, and Todd leaps over the top rope and runs out. He stops at the top of the aisle and points back at Bam Bam, who is in the ring.)
Todd: You'll see! You just WAIT!
(Todd then disappears.)