WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997

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Phoenix... and Rubican! They head down the aisle!

Womankind: PAPA PHOENIX!

Womankind rushes to greet them. In the ring, THP has absorbed all he can! He spins around... and nails the Blizzard across the mouth... with a MAFFIA KICK! The Blizzard is knocked back away from the corner! The fans start getting behind THP! The Phenom jumps in the air... SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!

Phoenix and Rubican greet Womankind...

Phoenix: Hello there, dearest! I'm watching your uncle in action. Is it alright if I help protect your aunt?

Womankind: Like, OKAY! Anything, Papa Phoenix!

Phoenix will greet Sunny with a bow and watch the match at ringside.

In the ring, THP is unloading on the Blizzard with a kneelift... and then... NO! The Blizzard grabs him by the throat! ONE HANDED CHOKE SLAM!!!

Pillman: Hey look! That camera man is getting quite a shot!

The cameraman on the apron climbs up to the top rope! The Blizzard is ready to cover... but the camera man leaps off.... AND SMASHES the camera in THP's RIBS!!!!

Pillman: OH NO! HE FELL!

Bret rolls into the ring... but the camera man quickly vacates... jumping over the barricade and disappearing! The referee calls for the bell! Bret helps up THP... who then has his hand raised in victory!

Winner by disqualification: the Human Phenomenon

Bobby, Randy and Bret help out THP, who is clutching at his ribs. They usher him out, looking around for this 'camera-man'

Phoenix and Rubican enter the ring and are opposite Sunny, Womankind and the Blizzard....

Phoenix: Well, now...since we all are now one big happy family...permit me to give you something, brother Blizzard.

Phoenix gives a golden envelope to the Blizzard.

Phoenix: Consider it an early wedding present.

Blizzard opens the envelope... and pulls out a check... for $10,000! He looks at Phoenix and Rubican... but before he can attack.... STING!

Sting rolls into the ring... and NAILS the Blizzard on the back of the knees with his baseball bat!!! The Blizzard drops down!!! Sting swings his bat again... but the Blizzard boots him off with his powerful legs! Sting is knocked back across the ring! Sunny takes a swing at Sting with her purse... but misses him. Sunny and Womankind then retreat, taking the Blizzard with them. Phoenix and Rubican also make themselves scarce....

Pillman: Now what does Sting have against BLIZZARD? This makes NO SENSE!

Heart Attack: Sting had better worry more about Vader later today!

Sting disappears into the shadows once again.

ROXANNE

(Roxanne is working out as hard as she can in her Miami Gym. Her hair is wet from sweat, as she continues to lift some weights, getting stronger and stronger. She stops when she sees the camera.)

Roxanne: Womankind! EIGHT days away until the Exorcism Match! And if Shi keeps her title, one of us gets the shot at it the next night on Raw! But I don't CARE WHAT they add to this match. You've been running wild across the WWF for months now... doing what you want... when you want... and HOW you want. And I was one of those targets last year! I'm going to rock your world just because I NEED TO, NOT because of any title shot. But y'know something Womankind? I haven't gotten a chance to THANK you yet for putting me out of action for that time. Because over those weeks that I was away, I've been getting stronger, and quicker and faster and MADDER then ever before!

(Roxanne hooks the weight up and steps away.)

Roxanne: The Legion of Doom has showed me how to FIGHT! I've stood toe to toe with the Enforcers and came away on top! And now I'm ready to end your little reign of terror by Headbanging your bleach-blonde head through the mat!

Roxanne: Now... on to other things. Heart Attack... Corey... I'm sorry that had to happen. I think there's something else going on there that we all don't know about. And it looks to me like Heart Attack, well you... like Derrick. Okay. Good luck. Corey, I just hope this hasn't distracted you for your match today. If you need to talk to anybody, you know you can talk to me, and I'm sure the Hitman will listen, too.

Roxanne: Speaking of the Hitman... in 8 days... I'll be standing in the Hart Foundation's corner. And like I said, I won't be OPPOSITE Sabrina Savage... I'll be on HER side of the ring, hunting her down like the beast that she is, if she gets out of line. Bring some people to protect you Sabrina... because I want a warm-up going through them... TO GET TO YOU!!!!