RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 24, 1997

LADY TYR PRE-MATCH SEGMENT

(Tyr is seen training at her mansion's gym. She rips through a pair of dummies with her broadsword and kicks the head off of the third. She drops the broadsword and crosses her arms.)

Tyr: I can't believe it...that creep, Phoenix, has come for me and the federation and my swordplay is getting rusty! DAMN!

(Tyr picks up the broadswordand puts it on a rack with others.)

Tyr: Time to whip out the heavy artillery.

(Tyr goes into the back of the gym and goes by a tapestry. She does behind it. You hear a clicking noise.)

Tyr: Here we go...

(Tyr comes out of the tapestry with a long oriental katana made of silver with a leather strapped handle. It shines in the sunlight as Tyr grins from ear to ear.)

Tyr: Okay, Kotezuko...do your worst!

(Tyr returns to the dummies and she picks them up. Tyr goes into attack position and leaps, cutting the three dummies in half.)

Tyr: Better...much better...I don't know what the hell this "Papa Phoenix" thing is...but I'm coming armed with the family weapon.

WoMaNkInD
w/Sunny
vs.
the Lady Tyr
w/the Undertaker

The Match:
The lights in the arena drop out.. and a single spotlight guides Womankind and Sunny to the ring.

King: Here comes Womankind! Hey, anyone seen my Desert Storm medals? I want to show them to Sunny when she comes by!

Heart Attack: Where did YOU get Desert Storm Medals?

The Highlander theme plays and the Lady Tyr comes through and down the aisle, along with five Druids. Then... there is a BONG! The fans cheer as the Undertaker makes his way out. The Undertake begins to come down the aisle... and...

WHAM! It's VADER! The lights quickly come up to show VADER! He bashes a chair over the Undertaker's head, dropping him to his knees! Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart burst through the curtains and pull Vader off of him. Vader tosses the chair aside and breaks free of the Foundation... leaving afterwards. Bret and Anvil see that the Undertaker is okay. They help him up and turn and leave, wary of Vader and anything else. Neidhart checks up in the rafters.

The Undertaker looks back... then turns and goes to the ring, seconding Tyr.

One of the Druids makes a motion into the stands. The camera picks up a group of people in the audience dressed in the colors of the Rebirth! All of the Druids come to that side of the ring and watch this group. The Undertaker decides to also come over and keep a close eye on this group.

Tyr and Womankind begin.....

Tyr and Womankind circle each other. Tyr moves in for a slam, but the crafty Womankind slips under and comes up with an armbar on Tyr. Tyr tries to pull away, but using leverage, Womankind drops down and ARMDRAGS the mighty Tyr over and off her feet!

Methodically, Womankind begins to work on Tyr's muscular leg. She spins the leg around, putting pressure on her knee. Tyr begins to flex out of it... and Womankind releases... and spins it back with added force! From the step-over toe hold, she begins to dig in for the Figure Four!

Lady Tyr uses her free leg to trip Womankind down to her knees. Tyr rises up and tries to bear hug Womankind... but the derranged one spins Tyr around on her knees and puts on a Million Dollar Dream!

As Tyr struggles... Phoenix and Rubican come down the aisle, escorted by 4 orange ninjas. They carry Seeress who is still held in the golden cage.

Pillman: What is this, King? Halloween already?

King: I don't know... but LOOK! The flask of cherry cider is just sittin there! I wonder if that's regulation! I'll get to the bottom of this!

Pillman: Be careful King!

As the King gets up from his post, Tyr is breaking free of the sleeper! Tyr sees the on-coming Rebirth members with her friend, Seeress... and rolls out of the ring. Womankind watches Tyr carefully, crawling around the ring. Tyr starts to head towards Phoenix and Rubican.

Meanwhile, the King heads over... and grabs the flask of cherry cider! He looks back to the table, pointing at the flask and laughing.

Pillman: You GOT it!

The King unscrews the lid... and starts to CHUG! He SPITS it out... coughing and gagging. He sits the flask back down and comes back toward the broadcast table.... gagging and coughing still!

Outside the ring, Tyr's eyes dart back and forth... from Womankind in the ring to The Rebirth outside the ring. Bundy, realizing that Tyr is trying to SAVE Seeress, decides to count slowly.

Phoenix: If you wish to free Seeress, come here, my rosebud. She will not move from this spot. Just come to us and open the cage.

Tyr looks at Womankind and at The Rebirth. The Undertaker is still watching the group in the audiance.

Phoenix: I will even stand back and watch you save her.

Seeress: IT'S A TRAP! DON'T DO IT!!!

The Undertaker finally notices the Rebirth and charges with the Druids at them...however, the group of 5 from the audiance goes over the guardrail and attacks the druids. The Undertaker goes after the Rebrith.

Undertaker: They shall pay! Tyr...pay attention to your opponent in the ring!

Tyr: Wha?

Womankind YANKS Tyr into the ring by the hair and starts pouding on her. Meanwhile, the King returns to the table with a disgusted look on his face.

Publican: What did they do? Poison it?

Heart Attack: Haha! That's what you GET!

Pillman: What did it TASTE like?

King: Oh, that's HORRIBLE! It tastes like... well, imagine if they could turn Heart Attack's broadcasting talent into a flavor! That's how bad it is!

Pillman and Publican: Ugh! bleah (fake vommiting sounds.)

As Heart Attack glares at her 'peers', a two tiered battle is going on and the commentators then return to calling the action! In the ring, Womankind, who took Ty by suprise, is dominating her with armdrags to the mat, followed up by sharp leglocks and toeholds.

Outside the ring... the Undertaker REACHES PHOENIX!!!! If he can just get thorough him, he'll make it to Seeress! Seeress cheers him on! The Taker absorbs Phoenix's martial arts chops and kicks... and pulls Phoenix up for a Tombstone! The fans go WILD!!!

But Phoenix manages to wrap his legs around the Taker's head and Frankensteiner's the Undertaker over on the mat!!!! The Hart Foundation breaks through the curtains to help!

Womankind is bashing Tyr's leg!!!! Seeress urges her on!

Phoenix: (to a 'downed' Undertaker) My Tombstone counter, Undertaker.... We shall meet again... I wish to savor my victory like fine wine. Come... we shall depart.

Bret and Anvil help up the Undertaker once more, as the Rebirth leaves with the cage. Security arrives to usher them out and break up the fight with the Druids.

King: It's like a HOCKEY game broke out!

Pillman: This Rebirth is causing trouble EVERYWHERE!

Up in the ring, Womankind squeals out! She yanks Tyr's leg... and wraps her in the Figure Four Leg Lock!!! Tyr yells out in pain as Womankind wraps it on...TIGHT!!! Tyr reaches back for the ropes... but Womankind has her in the center of the ring!!! Tyr... SHAKES HER HEAD... YES! SHE SUBMITS!!! Womankind releases the hold!!!

Winner, by submission: Womankind

Tyr pulls herself from the ring, favoring her leg. Bret and Anvil help out Tyr and the Undertaker and assist them back to the dressing room.