RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 24, 1997
The Warrior starts stomping on the Kid... AGAIN AND AGAIN... AND AGAIN... AND AGAIN!!! The referee starts counting at the Warrior, trying to get him to stop!!! But the Warrior continues... until it seems like the Kid is motionless!!!
The Warrior... SIGNALS FOR THE PRESS SLAM!!! He hoists up the Kid... PRESS SLAM!!! The fans cheer!
The Warrior pulls up the Kid... GORILLA PRESS SLAM!! The fans CHEER!
The Warrior pulls up the Kid again... ANOTHER GORILLA PRESS SLAM!! THE FANS CHEER!!!!! The Kid seems motionless in the ring. The Warrior bounces off the ropes.... jumps in the air....
ABDOMINAL SPLASH... THE KID ROLLS ASIDE BLINDLY!!! The Kid rolls onto his side, clutching at his back. The Warrior MISSED the splash! The Kid may not even KNOW it!
The Warrior gets up, uninjured. A look of suprise comes over the Kid's face as the Warrior pulls him into the center of the ring... wraps up his legs.... INTO A SCORPION DEATHLOCK!!!!!
The Warrior sits back on the deathlock... and yells...
Warrior: STING... YOU'RE MIND, BOY!!! WHETHER YOU ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE OR NOT!!!!
The referee dives into position... and the Kid... SUBMITS!!! The Warrior let's go as his music starts to play!
Winner, by submission: The Ultimate Warrior
The Warrior starts bouncing between the ropes, celebrating! Brutus and Bret applaud the Warrior's dominating performance... and don't see....
THE ENFORCERS WITH CHAIRS!!! Arn WHACKS the Hitman across the back with a steel chair! Benoit NAILS Beefcake!!! By the time the Warrior leaps from the ring... or the Anvil comes down from the back... the Enforcer's have retreated!!!!
Bret and Brutus get up... they appear to be alright... just a little shaken. The fans clap for them, that they are able to stand. The Warrior howls for revenge!
Jim Ross is backstage. He looks up the hallway and sees the Enforcer's retreating with their chairs, which they throw down.
JR: It looks like the Enforcers are here to make an impact. Folks, call me crazy, but if I were the Macho Man, I'd be on the look-out for these two individuals in six days in Chicago. Now... I may get in trouble for this, but if I were Sting... I'd be on the look-out for the Ultimate Warrior. I'm willing to bet that the Mega Powers can't contain HIM either, and he'll try to injure Sting or hinder him in some way before, during or after Sting's match with Double J during the Free-For-All. A little later on, we'll hear from the Horsemen in their entirety from some taped footage.But now... let's go to this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
We appear to be at a scrap yard, there is a dog barking in the back ground, and fog swirls about the ground.
The camera focuses on a car crusher, in it are two life sized figures of the Harlem Heat! The crusher turns on and slowly crushes them flat.
Two deep voices are heard laughing
The camera shifts to a pile driver that is smashing small bits of metal on a convayer belt. Comming up the belt are life sized Hart Foundation figures, which are SMASHED to bits by the pile driver.
And more laughter is heard.
The Camera switches to a grater, which is shredding large pieces of metal into small pieces of scrap. Life sized Road Warriors figures are dropped into the shredder and mulched.
The laughter is starting to sound almost insane.
Then we hear a large BOOM, and we see a wrecking ball, the crane holding it is surrounded by fog, but we see two large shapes on the crane.
Voice #1 There is less than 1 week until D-Day!
Voice #2 To all the tag teams and the whole WWF,
The camera again shifts showing a large WWF shaped metal sculpture, on it are figures of the Enforcers, Fatu and Savio, Owen and the Bulldog, and the Smoking Guns, the wrecking ball swings in and smashes all the figures, the screen splits as we see one of the figures pushing down a plunger, and the whole WWF sign explodes in a ball of flame and metal.
Both Voices: You will all BE DEMOLISHED!
JR: WOW! THAT was IMPRESSIVE! I can't WAIT for this! Maybe at WrestleMania IV, we'll find out just who this team is!
JR: Alright.. let's go now to some taped footage with the WWF World Champion, Big Daddy Cool Diesel....