RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 7, 1997

FLASH KICKS HIM OFF!! Funk pops up and Sting turns... Flash MONKEY FLIPS HIM!! Sting is flung OVER Flash...

AND HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! Funk KIPS UP TO HIS FEET! Sting runs in... Funk leaps in the air... HEAD SCISSOR TAKEDOWN!!!

Both wrestlers spin back up to their feet... Sting a little more agressive now... chops at Flash... ANOTHER chop... ANOTHER CHOP!!! Sting swings again...and Flash drops down and hits a drop toehold!!!

Flash leaves Sting on the mat.... and BACK FLIP SPLASHES HIM!! Funk rolls through... and swiftly gets up to the top rope. HE LEAPS....360 DEGREE SPLASH!!!! HE HITS!!!!

Flash hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3...!!!!!!!

Winner, by pinfall: Flash Funk

Slick: Turn out the LIGHTS!!! The party's OVER!

'Shake Your Groove Thing' begins to play again. Slick grooves himself up the steps and into the ring where he congratulates Flash. The Funkettes bring him his hat and coat.

The Samurai look poised to strike... but the Legion of Doom moves in at them and pushes them back. The Samurai again look ready... but the Road Warriors RUN THEM OUT!!!

Flash Funk and his crew head out to the fans cheers. The Fleet Center is groovin'... and it is FUNKY!

JR: A TREMENDOUS win for Flash Funk! That should pull Flash back up into the Top Ten. Sarah, you hold the fort down for a few moments... I need to go to the back to have a talk... WITH THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!

JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS ULTIMATE WARRIOR

Jim Ross: "Here for a special interview on Monday Night RAW.....THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!"

Warrior: "Thanks for havin' me out here JR!"

Jim Ross: "Warrior, what exactly did you want to come out here for?"

Warrior: "Well Jim, I am getting sick and tired of a few people here in the WWF! First off is Sting. Sting, I will get my hands on you, and when I do.....IT WON'T BE PRETTY! Second of all is the Empire. Empire, a few months back you and the Horsemen vowed to destroy the MegaPowers. Well where are the Horsemen? My main man Macho Man Randy Savage retired Ric Flair's sorry butt! So I guess, NO MORE HORSEMEN! Empire, YOU CAN'T GET THE JOB DONE! Look at you guys, You have just Recruited Super Machine, ha ha! When is the last time that he won a match? Brian Pillman, You are COMPLETELY PATHETIC! Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Anvil has taken care of you on many occasions! Harlem Heat....THE ROAD WARRIORS KICKED YOUR @$$ES! You even have the little body guards.....Power and Glory??? When is the last time that they won a fight? And Todd WHO???? Your leader is Eddy Gilbert....HA HA HA! What a load of Crap! And last but not least, The Giant and Terry Taylor. Taylor, you say that you are a trainer....Well whoever that you train, I sure do feel sorry for because you know NOTHING ABOUT WRESTLING! Giant, you overgrown PIECE OF TRASH, I distinctly remember.....PICKING YOU UP......and then........BOOM! GORRILLA PRESS SLAM! Down you went, 1-2-3, it's as simple as that!"

Jim Ross: "Thanks for comin' out here and Expressing your feelings Warrior!"

Warrior: "STING........ANYTIME.......ANYWHERE! And if you try any sneak attacks........BOOM! Ive got 3 words for you.................... GORRILLA.........PRESS..........SLAM!"

Jim Ross: "Let's go now... to JESSE THE BODY VENTURA!!!"