RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 14, 1997
Graves and Manson DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE THE BLIZZARD TO THE MAT!!! Maxx Payne nails JoBo with a punch to the face, staggering him. ZoBo leaps for cover!!!
Two men in masks come running up the aisle and are hell-bent at charging into the ring. The Road Warriors step in front of them... but the two masked men continue to run....
The Road Warriors... SWING THE NIGHTSTICKS AND BASH THE MASKED MEN!! They start pounding them down!! The fans start chanting LOD! LOD! LOD!
But in the ring, Manson and Graves stomp the Blizzard into the mat. Maxx Payne is all over JoBo, busting him open with punches and axehandles. The armored woman also gets in a kick and a shot on JoBo.
The two masked men, bashed back from the Road Warriors, leap over the barricade. Bundy tries to restore order in the ring, pulling Graves off of the Blizzard. The Freakshow then leaps out of the ring and they fade into the crowd, disappearing!
Referee Bundy checks on JoBo and Blizzard. Blizzard seems fine, perhaps the wind knocked out of him. He stands up and is ready to fight. JoBo has a small laceration on his forehead, but he doesn't seem to notice it. Bundy decides they can continue... and calls for the bell.
The Blizzard charges at JoBo, throwing a punch. JoBo ducks it and lifts Blizzard up with a clothesline to the chest! JoBo begins a rapid series of kicks and punches that keep the Blizzard's assault at complete bay!!! Kick... punch! kick... PUNCH!! JOBO is on FIRE!!!
JR: Here comes Double J!! No doubt getting ready for JoBo!
Sarah: He'd better be ready! JoBo can suprise you!
Double J comes to ringside and watches the match. He sees JoBo back up... run at Blizzard... and flip him head over heels with a clothesline!!! JoBo runs right through the Blizzard, hits the ropes... ABDOMINAL SPLASH!!!
As ZoBo continues to yell in instructions to his charge, JoBo continues his offense. He lifts up Blizzard... and ELEVATES him over his head... POWERBOMB!!!!
JR: POWER BOMB!! HE JUST POWEBOMBED A 7'2" MONSTER!!! 381 POUNDS!!!
Sarah: And JOBO weighs 436!!! That's a lot of humanity!
JoBo bounces off the ropes... LEGDROP.... MISSES!!! BLIZZARD ROLLS ASIDE!!! Blades stands up and stomps JoBo in the chest... then again toward the face... JOBO GETS HIS HANDS UP AND BLOCKS, grabbing Blades' boot. The Blizzard is shifted off balance and he falls backwards, catching himself in the corner and staying on his feet.
JoBo gets up... and runs at Blades... AVALANCHE IN THE CORNER!!!!
JR: 800 POUNDS JUST IMPACTED ON THE CORNER!!!
The Blizzard stumbles out of the corner... JoBo scoops him up... MIRNYY DRIVER!!!!! HE HITS IT!!!! JoBo covers... 1... 2... 3...!!!!!
JR: IT'S OVER!!! A BIG WIN FOR JOBO!
Sarah: He looks ready for Double J on next week's RAW!
Winner, by pinfall: JoBo
JoBo and ZoBo leave the ringside area as the Blizzard has some officials help him up from the canvas and they walk him out. He seems hurt bad.
JR: Sarah... you watch the fort. I've got an interview!