RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 14, 1997

JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS...

Jim Ross climbs up into the ring with the mic.

JR: Ladies and gentlemen... at this time, please welcome... Chaotic Corey Major!!!

('Blame it on my Youth' by Tripwire starts to jam from the speakers and the German fans welcome Corey with open arms! He jogs down to the ring wearing a black leather 'Tripwire' jacket and some faded jeans. He climbs into the ring, pumping his fist to the chant... CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!)

JR: COREY MAJOR! Welcome!

Corey: Thanks, JR. Great to be here! Heck... with MY record, it's great to be ANYWHERE!

JR: Corey, you say you've got some things to tell us. What's up?

Corey: Well, man... I just wanted to address some things that have been said... out here AND in the back. I don't really appreciate it... because, JR... I ain't done NOTHIN' wrong... and it's givin' me a bad wrap!

JR: I think I know what you mean. It's the Sunny situation, right?

Corey: (points to his nose) Right on, JR. The talk is.... that the Blizzard and Sunny were... 'happy'... and that they were 'engaged' and that it was all 'storybook-like'. But then... COREY MAJOR came in and wrecked it all up! JR, man.... I did NOTHING! I don't know WHAT happened between Sunny and the Blizzard... but obviously she wasn't happy with him. Sunny came after ME! I haven't even SPOKEN to her outside of what you've seen on T.V.!! People.... there AIN'T NO Sunny and Corey! It's obviously something that Sunny wants...

JR: Is it something that YOU want?

Corey: Look man... this is how it's going to be. Blizzard spouts off... if you love something... set it free... if it comes back it's yours... yadda yadda yadda... blah blah blah. Alright FINE! And he also says that he wants Sunny to be happy, no matter WHAT she chooses. So Blizzard, dude, this is what I'm going to DO! I'm sayin' 'NO' to Sunny! She'll be ALL YOURS Blizzard to take back, if she'll have you! Send her your gifts... and your poems and your signs of affection. That's fine. I've been dumped just recently, too. And MY ex-girl is WITH somebody. You just handle it differently then I do. That's okay.

JR: Corey, are you saying that you'll give the Blizzard a chance to win back Sunny's heart?

Corey: Damn RIGHT! I don't want to hear him whine and complain. Sunny is out here, tryin' to get ME interested... and she just gets bombarded by gifts from the Blizzard. I'm going to give him a chance to get it out of his system. Maybe she'll go back to him and be happy. Maybe she'll wind up RESENTING him for keeping her from me. Maybe she'll wind up WITH me after a while. I don't KNOW! All I know is... my wrestling career is about to take off. Roxanne is right. Sunny ain't too good of a manager. She wouldn't help my career... and THAT'S what my #1 goal is right now. This started as just a hobby for me... but in recent weeks, I've seen that I can do it for REAL!

JR: You certainly can. But you hinted to Dok that there is someone that you COULD be interested in. Would THEY be any BETTER for your career!

Corey: (exhales a nervous breath) Well... I think THIS person could help my career. She's a proven success!

JR: Elizabeth! Is it Miss Elizabeth!?

Corey: Huh? Well, JR, while Elizabeth would be a GREAT manager, I don't think I would do that to Macho Man or the Mega Powers. I ain't one of them, but they're all my buds. Nah... it's somebody else. But I'm not goin' to bury my chances by sayin'. What I AM sayin' is that Blizzard.... TRY TO WIN SUNNY'S HEART BACK. I'm givin' you the chance. I am NOT movin' IN! If you succeed... I'm HAPPY for you! And if you fail, and she and I DO wind up together... leave her BE! And if you fail... and she and I DON'T wind up together.... I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR CRAP! In fact... I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR CRAP EITHER WAY! I DIDN'T STEAL SUNNY!!! And not only DIDN'T I steal her... I'm willin' to let you WIN HER BACK!!!

JR: Thank you Corey Major for comin' out here. Good luck tomorrow night in your match with Flash Funk!!!

Corey flips over the top rope and lands outside of the ring. He moves over to the fans, leaning over the barricade and slapping high fives. He gives a girl a kiss on the cheek and she gives him a big hug! The fans clamour to get to Corey Major!