RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 14, 1997
THE ENFORCERS
Arn: "You know, I'm gettin' just plain out sick of the Brittish Bulldog, Owen Hart and the Rest of the ReBirth!"
Chris: "ReBirth, you are nothing but a bunch of Damn Idiots! The only two wrestlers that are worthy of being half-way decent are Owen and the Bulldog! But they Suck!"
Arn: "The Fact of the Matter is, Bulldog, Owen, WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A MATCH, On superstars!"
Chris: "Do you really think that they are going to accept arn???
Arn: "They will if they know what will happen if they don't!"
DEMOLITION PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Fog swirls by the camera, quickly dissapating, leaving Demolition standing in front of the camera. They are not wearing their face masks, but are wearing leather over the rest of their bodies, their faces are painted.
Smash: Booker, oh Booker, you should not have dumped water on us, or made those comments. It seems you are a bigger moron than we ever thought. All we did at Wrestlemania was show up on the runway, all the jokes and comments were done by other people, but you, you must have been brain damaged after falling those thirty feet at Wrestlemania. Well now I hope you have learned your lesson, and you learned it the hard way.
Axe: And now, it is OWen and the Bulldog, two good wrestlers, but not good enough. You two have challenged the Hart Foundation and the Road Warriors, well I hope you have not been looking past us. We Demolished Fatu and Savio, and now it is your turn.
Smash: Owen, Bulldog, prepare to be both: Destroyed!
They both stick out their painted tounges at the camera, and the fog again fills the screen and the camera turns off.
The screen next shows Owen and the Bulldog, in their locker room, warming up for their match... there is a CRASH!!! THE ENFORCERS HIT THE SCENE!!!
Benoit dives in and slams Owen Hart with a chair, knocking him clear across the dressing room! As the Bulldog turns... he gets whacked by a chair from Anderson!!
Owen pries himself up and Benoit TEES off on his head, nearly knocking him out!! Owen is bloodied!!! Anderson pounds the Bulldog continuously with the chair until he is down on the floor.
Benoit, seeing Owen down and bleeding also pulls off. Both he and Anderson give the Four Horsemen symbol to the camera, and leave.
Owen Hart & the British Bulldog
w/Clarence Mason
vs.
Demolition
The Match:
The Anvil, Jim Neidhart heads down to ringside, wearing sunglasses, his wrestling singlet, and a leather jacket. As he makes his way to ringside, the Anvil Chorus starts to play over the speakers.When he gets to ringside he takes the mic away from the announcer.
Anvil: Hey, Finkel, let me take care of this one.
Howard Finkel smiles and steps aside.
Anvil: And now, coming to the ring, from Calgary Alberta Canada, and Great Brittian. The Hart Foundation wannabe's Owen Hart and the British Bulldog.
The Anvil pulls out a remote control and pushes a button, and an explosion goes off above the ring, and a large poster of an ugly bulldog drooling on an obviously fake broken slammy is shown.
Anvil: HAHAHAHA!
The fans erupt into cheers!
The Bulldog and Owen are introduced, and after a few tense moments, they appear through the curtains. Owen's hair is stained with blood, the Bulldog looks bruised. Clarence Mason looks angry. They come down to the ring where Mason gets up into referee John Pinnette's face.
Mason: I WILL take legal action for what has just transpired involving the crimes perpetrated against my clients!
Pinnette just shrugs and Mason turns to get his team ready.
Anvil: And now, from parts unknown, the third runner-ups in Kiss look alike contest, Axie and Smashie Demolition.
He pushes another button on his remote control, and more explosions above the ring go off, unfurling another poster showing the rock group KISS.
Welcome to the Jungle starts to play, as a fog cloud starts to roll down the aisle to ringside. The fog cloud is so thick we are unable to discern any shapes in it. When the fog cloud reaches ring side it spreads out around the ring, and then disapaits, and standing there is Demolition, they have removed their leather and they enter the ring.
JR: I'm with YOU Sarah! They're SCARY!
Sarah: Hey Anvil! How's it going!
JR: Welcome Anvil!
Anvil: (sitting down) Mind if I add a few comments?
JR: Not at all!
Owen Hart and Smash begin......