RAZOR RAMON
(Jim Ross is in the ring,as the millions of fans look on)
Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen please welcome this man who is on a mission for WWF Gold!Here is "The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon!"(The fans give a mixed reaction)
("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA.Razor Ramon comes out wearing his leather vest,trunks,a toothpick in his mouth,and one behind his ear.Razor gets in the ring)
Jim Ross:"Welcome Razor!"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Yo chico!"
Jim Ross:"First question,Razor!I hear you have joined a stable,how about telling us which one?"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Well Jim chico,I wasn't supposed to tell you,but I will chico!I was going to join The New Horsemen who are coming out soon,but I thought about it,and I have decided not to,chico!Why?Well chico,because for one thing I remember they kicked me out of their stable before,but I have now made it even chico,by quitting their stable,this time,so Anderson,Benoit,,you can stick it,chicos,and go find yourself a new horsemen!"
Jim Ross:"Razor,also you have been challenging Jeff Jarrett,The New Intercontinental Champ,and Diesel,to a match for their belts!Which belt do you want to have more?"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Well Ross,chico!Here is what I'm going to do,chico!Jeff Jarrett,I don't want to fight you anymore,chico,for The WWF Intercontinental Belt!Well I am going to let other contenders go after that belt,instead,because chico I have gone after that belt for so long,and not won it!But Diesel I'm still challenging you to a match,for The WWF World Belt!But here is my new challenge,chico!Diesel,I challenge you to a match,at The King of the Ring,if your still champ then,or before that,For The WWF World Belt,in a Steel Cage Match,chico!I am the fifth contender I know,chico,but I'm pretty sure you have already beaten all of the other contenders before me once you have champ,mang!"
Jim Ross:"Any final comments,Razor?"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Yes I do,chico!Diesel you can hold onto that belt for now,chico,but The Bad Guy is coming for ya,chico,and when we fight in The Steel Cage,I'm gonna climb up the cage,and down and win The WWF World Title,mang!I'm gonna CARVE YOU UP!"(As Razor says that he does The Carve You Up sign with his hand)(Razor throws his toothpick at the camera)
("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA,and some fans are actually going nuts for The Bad Guy.Razor shakes hands with Jim Ross,and then he leaves,slapping hands with the fans)
(Jim Ross comes down to the commentating table)
Sarah: Thank goodness YOU'RE going to be here now.. NOT Pillman!
JR: Well, it's nice to be wanted! (smiles) Folks, it's time for the Triangle Match Main Event! All three of these men HATE each other, so President Piper signed ONE match to handle THREE feuds! It's going to be a CLASSIC! Let's hear from the participants now...
BLIZZARD PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Blizzard is seen in the back.
This is live...he is in the back wearing his ring-attire and looking relaxed as ever. As the camera comes towards him The Blizzard put's his hands on his hips and looks at the camera...the expression on his face reads "Bad timing". He then looks at the camera....relaxes for a second and then talks talking to the camera.
Blizzard : Well...in just a few seconds I go out there...into the lovely German crowd and walk towards the ring...ready for my biggest match. Finally I get the chance to show everyone that I can be a "Main Eventer"...and no one can take this away from me. Not Double J...not Bret Hart. I am glad I finally am in a "Main Event" for a chance...it's about time the WWF started realizing that I should be a The Main Event for every damn show. Now as I look at it...I have nothing to lose in this match...and everything to gain. If I show I can beat Bret Hart and Double J...both are considered two of the best WWF Superstars around today...if I can beat them...that will set me on fire...and then it's time to get the WWF I/C Title where it belongs...wich is around my waist. Now if I lose there is no shame in losing to one or two of the best in the WWF today. As for Double J...he has nothing to lose as well...he is going in there Champion...and he knows he is gonna go out there Champion...so he can take a risk or two...so can I. But...Bret Hart can't...Bret has everything to lose in this match...and little to gain. And that's why either me or Double J are gonna be the winner of this match. And after Bret Hart is eliminated...you are gonna see me and Double J getting it on the in squared circle. That will be the much anticipated re-match from a looooong time ago...and this time the outcome will be different. It is time for The Ice-Ages the begin...and if it ever begins...it might as well start here.
*Blizzard pulls his attire in place...and when it's all straight he say's goodbye to the camera and he walks out...towards the entrance*.
JEFF JARRETT PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
"Ha Ha Ha! The triangle match is upon us! Bret Hart, what's going on? I've been asking for a 1-1 match with you for months now. I suppose this match will do for now, but still . . . if you don't want to face me 1-1, quit running your mouth about it! You said awhile back that I tried to 'rewrite history' by claming you were ducking me, but you just continue to prove my point! And Blizzard, you've run into a bit of bad luck lately, what with Sunny leaving you and all. Well, your bad luck is gonna continue right on into this match, cause I'm coming out the winner! But, you know, even if I don't win . . . I'll still walk out with this!"
(Jarrett points to the Intercontinental title belt, which is around his waist.)
"It's a win/win situation for me! I'll be champion no matter what! Bret, Blizzard . . . best of luck to you. But I'm still planning on winning it all! Ha Ha Ha!"
BRET HART PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
The Hitman stands in front of the camera, weraing his sunglasses, singlet and Calgary Hitmen leather jacket.
Bret: Double J, and the Blizzard, in a triangle match. When I signed up for this match I had no idea, Jeff would be the new Interconential champ, or the Blizzard would have lost Sunny. Does this change my game plan? Does it put more pressure on the Hitman? Not at all. Both of these men have challenged ME. Both wanted to get in the ring with the exellence of execution and prove that they could take me. The Blizzard I have beaten twice alone, and once in a Suvivor Series match, Jarret, recently I havve only defeated him in a tag team match. Well either man could win today, and could take me down. Well, I don't think so, like I said before I whooped on DDP, this will be another step for me. Yes I would like an Interconential Title shot, am I going to challenge for it or demand it? No, I will earn it again. Because I AM the Best there is, the Best there was, and the Best there ever will be.
The camera turns off.
