WWF Superstars, Apr. 26, 1997WWF Superstars, Apr. 26, 1997KING'S COURT
KING: OK, peons, welcome to another edition of the ONE reason that Raw wins in the ratings every week . . . The King's Court! This week, my guest is a guy with a big stable, a big feather in his hat, and a big MOUTH! So all you morons start dancing and shaking your little "money makers". Cause here comes . . . Flash Funk!!
(Flash's music begins to play, as Flash, Slick and the Funkettes make their way through the curtain! Flash smacks hands with the fans in between dance steps, as the Funkettes lead him down to the ring. Flash hops over the top rope and stands with the King. Slick then climbs in and he and Flash high-five each other.)
KING: All right, Flash, thanks for being here this week.
FLASH: No problem, King! YO! What's UP in here?!?
(The crowd cheers!)
KING: Yeah, yeah. Big deal. The fans love you! Let's talk about some IMPORTANT topics! Like the Network, and Mr. Perfect! A few weeks back, you came out here and challenged Terry Taylor for what he did to your stablemate Perfect. But NOW . . . like we saw on Raw right here on the King's Court, Mr. Perfect has LEFT the Network! I bet you wished you hadn't shot off your big mouth now, huh?
FLASH: Yo, relax, King! I ain't mad about challenging Taylor at all! Mr. Perfect was with us at the time, and even though he's not with us now, I got nothing against him. And my challenge to that PUNK Taylor is still good! If he's got the guts to accept it, then we're gonna see him get his butt kicked all around the ring! FUNKY style!
SLICK: Y'see, Daddy... Mis-TUH Perfect DID leave. But he ain't an enemy. He will ALWAYS be a friend. And if he needs anythin'... then he can just call... and we'll BE THERE! The NETWORK will BE there, yes in-DEED!
KING: But with Mr. Perfect leaving, the Network is in trouble, isn't it? This week on Raw, Diesel defends his title against Sid! BOTH are Network members! And we know that Sid's not stable! What about THAT?
FLASH: King, there ain't nothin' going on with any stories about the Network being in trouble! Sure, Mr. Perfect left, but we're still going strong. And Sid may be Psycho, but he's not STUPID. And he knows that if he pulls something on Big D, that we'll ALL be up on him! I suppose you believe Brian Pillman, when he says I'm leavin' the Network too, don't ya?
KING: Well, if PILLMAN says it it's probably true! He was the one that called the Sunny/Blizzard split! So just when ARE you leaving the Network?
FLASH: As soon as they call me up and say that they don't want me anymore! And I don't see that happening for quite a while, King!
KING: Gee, you're just full of answers, aren't you? Now the King of the Ring is coming up pretty soon, and even though it's a big RIPOFF, cause everyone knows that I'M the only King in the WWF, people still try to enter the tournament. You've been very sucessful since your debut here in the WWF, and you even got a big win over Sting a few weeks back! Are you planning to enter the King of the Ring?
FLASH: Well, if the WWF sees fit to throw my name into the bracketing, I'd jump at the chance to be King of the Ring! Just being mentioned along such guys as Sting, and The Ultimate Warrior, and Bret Hart would be an honor. But if I DO get into the King of the Ring, I think we might be seein' THIS quite often!
KING: What?!?
(Flash reaches up at the King . . . AND TAKES OFF HIS CROWN!)
KING: HEY! Get your own crown, moron!
SLICK: HEHEHEH!
(Flash puts Lawler's crown on, and begins dancing around the ring as his music starts back up. Lawler paces back and forth, looking upset. Flash stops his dancing and takes off the crown, handing it back to an angry King. Flash takes the microphone from Lawler.)
FLASH: Taylor, if you got the guts, sign yourself up . . . cause things are about to get FUNKY!
Flash dances around a bit more, before climbing out of the ring and heading back to the dressing rooms, slapping hands with the fans as he goes.