RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 28, 1997

BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM

The Badd Boy is shown in front of a camera, somewhere outside in the daylight. His shades are up on his head, and his sequinned bowtie catches the light.

Stardom: Pillman... Austin... TWO ON ONE may have worked on Superstars... but at Qualify 97, I'll .... BE BACK! But right now, I want to wish Heart Attack the best of luck in her return match. And Jade... I'm REALLY going to wish YOU luck. YOU NEED IT MORE! Haha! H.A.... give her the WHITE GLOVE TREATMENT!

The monitor goes dark.

Jade
w/the Sensei
vs.
Heart Attack

The Match:
Jade walks through the curtains to the sounds of "Soft Oriental Chimes", followed closely by Sensei. She looks around at the fans for a moment, then starts down towards the ring, slapping hands with a smile on her face. As they get to ringside, Jade removes her black silk robe, handing it to Sensei, and then walks over to the camera. A shot from anotehr camera shows her draping the green silk sash around the cameraman's neck, while he stands there looking nervous. She runs a finger under his chin, then steps back and blows a kiss to the fans at ringside, and steps into the ring to start the match.

'No More Tears' plays over the P.A. system and H.A. steps through the curtains. She stops and blows double kisses to the fans as a heart done in red fireworks explodes over her head. She walks down the runway, stopping to sign a few BBDS signs. She gets into the ring with Jade... and shakes her hand, then nods out toward the Sensei.

Jade and Heart Attack then lock up in a collar/elbow. Heart Attack gets Jade off balance and takes her down with a drop toe hold! H.A. pops up and drops a punch to the back of Jade... then kips up and flips on top of her with an ELBOWDROP!

Heart Attack stays in control, this time using a hamstring pull that extends Jade's leg over her head, rolling her completely over!

Stevie: This is so boring!! Heart Attack sucks and Jade ain't much better. I can go to sleepr right now and tell you that Jade will win. And she WILL!

Jade rolls back again and up to her feet, quickly regaining her balance. Heart moves in at her... and is caught with a karate chop! Jade goes down to shoot the leg... and Heart Attack... gives A NECKBREAKER!!

JR: Don't be too sure, Stevie! Heart Attack is an accomplished wrestler!

H.A. holds on a spinning toe hold, then releases it, allowing Jade to get up... and as she does... H.A. elbowsmashes her back down... hooks her legs... and SLINGSHOTS her into the corner!!! Jade comes bouncing back into the middle of the ring... and Heart Attack wraps on a STEP OVER TOE HOLD!!! She turns it on... and starts to go fulling into a FIGURE FOUR!!!

Jade listens to the instructions of the Sensei... and pushes with her free leg to the back of Heart... and breaks the hold! Jade stands up and throws a chop at Heart... who ducks under her... and elevates her WITH A WICKED BACKDROP!!!

JR: WHAT ELEVATION!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Jade is thrown halfway across the ring onto her back! She lies there still for a few moments, allowing Heart Attack to take a chance... and to go the top rope! She pauses there for just a second... and Jade begins to get up, looking around...

The Sensei points to where Heart Attack is... and Jade turns... and gets ready....

H.A. leaps.... and hooks her feet around Jade's head... and does a HURRICARANA .... THE HEARTWRENCHER!!! THE CANVAS IS HIT HARD FROM THE MOVE!!! Heart Attack grapevines both legs.... 1... 2... 3...!!!

Stevie: SHE GOT LUCKY!!!

JR: The Heartwrencher does it AGAIN!!! WOW!

Jade sits up and bangs her fist on the mat. Heart Attack helps her up to her feet, and Jade turns and bows to her. Jade then leaves the ring with the Sensei and they head out. Heart Attack waves out to the fans with a big smile on her face. They erupt into cheers for her and welcome her back to the ring!

Winner, by pinfall: Heart Attack

JR: What a performance! Folks... THAT was a WHITE GLOVE TREATMENT, to coin a phrase! Stevie... Sarah... if you'll excuse me...

Stevie: Where you goin' SUCKAAA!?

Jim Ross gets up from the table and into the ring...