...and it's a WHEELBARROW!)
Mean Gene: A wheelbarrow?!?
Double J: Ha Ha Ha, yes sir! A wheelbarrow! Cause, you see, after I get done with Vader and I get the Figure Four on him, he's not gonna be walkin' out of the ring! And there's no stretcher big enough to hold him! So Cornette, after the match when Vader's lying in the ring holding his leg in pain, you just push this sucker on over to the apron, dump his fat behind in it, and push him off to the back! Ha Ha Ha!
Mean Gene: OK, Double J, this past weekend on Superstars you engaged in a incredible match with Bret Hart. You came up on the short end of that one, though. But still a fine performance. What are your feelings about that match?
Double J: Mean Gene, I said before the match that no matter WHAT happens, there would be no excuses! And I'm a man of my word. I have NO excuses. Bret was the better man that night, and he pinned me fair and square.
Mean Gene: All right, thanks for joining me out here this week, and best of luck this weekend against Vader.
Double J: Thank you, Mean Gene. And Vader! Punk! There's a short list of people in the WWF that can say they've made you quit! And there's an even SHORTER list of people that can say they've made you quit twice! But this weekend at Qualify: 97, I put MY name on that list! Get ready, Vader, cause there ain't NOTHING that's gonna get you out of the Figure Four, except for the kindess of others, and jumping me from behind with chairs kinda knocks all my kindess away. So long, folks!
(Jarrett's country theme starts up again, as he and Elizabeth make their way back to the dressing rooms, slapping the gloved hands as they go.)
JR: Well Sarah... it's almost time for the match that YOU set up last week on Superstars! It's the CAGE MATCH between Shawn Michaels and the Giant!
Sarah: That's right! And the special rules that I got in place.. NO pre-match attacks... and EVERYONE barred from ringside!
JR: Does that include you?
Sarah: I'll be sitting here at the table... and I won't get up!
JR: Alright then... let's hear now from the Giant!
GIANT PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Giant: "Micheals every thing you do is spoon fed from deisel every thing you say is spoon fed from deisel...well my friends ...YOURE NO DEISEL AND YOU NEVER WILL BE..he beat me you wont..and thats it.
Terry:and flash funk...heres the deal find two network buddies..and sign the contract..you and youre partners...vrs Me my GIANT AND THE SUPER MACHINE!!!!!i can smell the ratings now, and the dividneds from our share should be plentiful. So if you can right sign it if you cant , just put a big X where it says PIMP REJECT FROM THE SIXTIES ..until then good night and good news.
