WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997

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The lights are dimmed down to almost pitch blackness in the arena. Then... an EXPLOSION erupts up on the stage! A tapestry as large as the stage itself drops to reveal Corey Major and his band TRIPWIRE!! They break into music, cutting a rendition of 'Ladies Night in Buffalo.'

The fans cheer as the group puts on another high-energy performance. Teen-aged girls scream for Corey as he dashes across the stage, swinging his bass guitar around his neck, then dropping to his knees and sliding to the edge. Pyrotechnics flicker all around. Major lays back, hanging halfway off the stage so that his head is alongside a girl in her mid-twenties. She gets excited, wrapping her arms around him.They both sing into his head-set mic as he continues to fret his guitar and pop out a groove.

The band hits the ending of the song! Corey and the guitar player, Paul swing their guitars off their necks and lay them on the ground, tapping out a progression in unison as though the instruments were keyboards! The fans POP as a burst of fireworks shoots up with the final note!!!

The lights drop out, leaving just the darkness, and the cheers of the fans. Moments later a spotlight catches Corey, who's waving to the fans, thanking them.

Corey: You think I'D miss an event called LADIES NIGHT?!!!

Corey runs at the edge of the stage... and DIVES IN!!! The fans catch him, hold him up... and pass him toward ringside!

Sarah D. and Heart Attack are at the announcer's table. Behind them... it's S.B. Peterson! He has out a note pad and seems ready to watch the card. Corey is passed down toward the barricade... but a few out-of control girls try to pull him down with them. Corey's jacket is ripped off.... but he makes it over the railing relatively intact. He slaps a few hands... then comes over to the announcer's table and puts on a headset.

(Superstars Theme plays.)

LADIES NIGHT IN BUFFALO

Corey: ALRIGHT! Ladies Night! Hey Sarah D.... H.A.! What's UP?

Sarah: Hey Corey... glad to see you here! Not that I doubted you WOULD be!

Corey: I'M glad I'm here! Soon as I heard about this, I said: BOOK ME TO BUFFALO!

Heart Attack: Looks like you were lucky to get away from the fans with just your jacket missing!

Corey: Well, they got my jeans unbuttoned this time. You should TRY it sometime!

Heart Attack: No thank you!

Corey: How's Derrick treatin' ya?

Heart Attack: Fine.

Corey: Good. (looks down at the notes) I don't know how to do this! What do you talk about?

Sarah: We talk about the card. The matches!

Corey: Well... I'll let YOU guys start it!

Sarah: First up... we're going to have the return of GOLD-DUST and...

Corey: WOW! WILD CHYLDE AND ROXANNE ARE GOING TO WRESTLE EACH OTHER!?!?!?!

Heart Attack: No no no! Don't talk about that yet! We do that last! As excited as you may BE about it...! I'm anxious to see Gold-Dust return. Do you remember her Corey? Were you around then?

Corey: I've ALWAYS watched the women's wrestling!? (smiles)

Heart Attack: I like her quotes!

Corey: I like her... OOP!

Sarah: Haha!

Heart Attack: It'll also be interesting to see the Terrorist SPIT Hak-ptui all over the place!

Corey: Hey look! Womankind is on this card, too!

Heart Attack: I wonder if she'll bring her master! Whoever THAT is!

Corey: I dunno! Hey... she's against VVS. Didn't she try to beat up Lady Tyr or something?

Sarah: Yeah.

Heart Attack: I didn't understand that then... and I don't understand it NOW! We also have Jade vs. Atlantra!

Corey: Jade is HOT! I mean... well...Jade is.... well... um....

Heart Attack: Weren't you supposed to train with them? Spar with her?

Corey: Huh? Oh... well... not yet!

Sarah: Hopefully soon!

Corey: HEY LOOK! It's the WORLD TITLE MATCH!

Heart Attack: Alright... we'll talk about THAT! Why don't YOU talk about that?

Corey: I'm hoping for a ONE HOUR DRAW... so we can see them for as much time as possible!

Heart Attack: You're not hoping for one of them to hook the tights are you?

Corey: NO! (thinks) Hmmmm...!!!

Heart Attack: That's going to be a tough one to call... hopefully it won't affect their friendship!

The lights them begin to fluctuate....!!!!