WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997DEMOLITION
The camera shows static, then a picture comes into focus, swirling fog, out of the fog steps Demolition. Both are wearing their full leather clothing, but no mask. Their faces are painted up, and so are their tounges, we notice as they stick them out at the camera.
Ax: HART FOUNDATION! A DISQUALIFICATION!! What the hell is that? Oh I know it is what happens when someone is getting their ass beaten so bad that they chicken out. Well the challenge is on the table Harts. BRING IT ON!!
Smash: Well, Hart Foundation, and LOD, look what we earned last month! (He holds up the tag team of the month award) Normally people get all mushy and thank the fans for this award, well to hell with THAT! We deserved this, and the fans saw that, we destroyed Fatu and Savio, we Demolished Owen and Bulldog, then we were handling the LOD, when they got lucky and got the count out, and then the Harts went and hid behind the rules. But those fans, those fans you cater to, who you say love you, VOTED US THE TAG TEAM OF THE MONTH!!! HA! What the hell do you have to say to that?
Ax: Okay now those pink and black pansies, have the titles, well bring on the titles and lets have ourselves a little party, Demolition style. Unless you are afraid Harts, you once prided yourselves on being fighting championsl, are you now going to hide behind the one defense a month rule? I HOPE NOT!!! We are the mumber two contenders YOU WERE the number one contenders, we have earned that shot, so bring it on, and we will prove that we are the better team. Hitman you thought Sting caused you pain? Anvil you thought Pillman was a problem? Well bring it on!
Smash: And Jarret if you cannot handle a little bump on your head you are the worst champion I have ever seen. You want a piece of us? We buddy bring your Hollywood bound ass here and we will beat on it again for you.
The fog swirls up and engulfs them then the camera which goes to static.
HART FOUNDATION
Backstage:
Here we see the Hitman, Bret Hart he is wearing street clothes, and has a supporting girdle around his lower back.Bret: Well, it looks like my mouth went and wrote a check my body could not cash. So go ahead Stone Cold call me a wuse, or say that I purposfully lost to Sting so I would not have to face you. Say whatever you want, but we will meet again in the squared circle, that I guarentee. Mr. Perfect took care of Taylor, and I just want to finish up what I started with you. Well, this week has had its up and its downs hasn't it? Winning the tag belts for a third time was great, but losing on RAW did not feel so good. But that night I lost to the better man. Sting wrestled a great match and he beat me fair and square in the center of the ring, next time it may turn out different, but right now Sting deserves some real credit. Now don't let me down Sting, I don't want to have lost to anyone but the next King of the Ring. And in no way is this the end of my singles carrear, I still intend to move up in those rankings until I earn myself some sort of title shot. But enough about that. . .
The Anvil comes out from behind the camera, and the camera instantly starts pointing at the ground.
Bret: Jim.
Anvil: oops
The camera rights itself, and starts shaking a little. Then the Anvil somes around the camera with a big grin on his face. The Hitman just smiles and shakes his head.
Bret: Now since I have no plans for the King of the Ring, and unless I miss my guess but Owen and Davey are not planning on continuing to push their challenge. . .
Anvil: (strokes his goatee) Then we have something to say about Demolition, those make-up wearing, backstage attacking, piles of crap. Boys, you want a no DQ match with us, well that is fine, we can do that. Or we have another offer for you. (The Anvil reaches off camera and pulls back the Unified Tag Team titles, handing one to Bret, both men drape their over their right shoulder) You see we recently came into some gold, and for some unknown reason you boys are the number two contenders to the belts, and you won't move up any time soon, since the LOD, who we guarentee a title shot to, will be the number 1 contenders. So Demolition and especially your snake in the grass manager listen up. You have two choices at the King of the Ring, we wrestle in a no DQ match, but it is non-title, and I will really enjoy that, or (he strokes his goatee again)
Bret: you two wrestle us in an extended warnings match, where you get double the warnings before getting DQ'ed and THAT match will be for the titles. Your choice you can wait for a title shot, and get in some cheap shots on us now, or you can take this chance we are offering you. You have only been here a month and this is a golden opertunity to show us you deserve to hold these belts.
Anvil: Of course it will be us proving that you two losers are just a flash in the pan. Oh while we have everyone here. Uhmmmm Blackjacks, the LOD don't have the titles we do. And well, you boys are not in any position to demand anything. Here how's about this, you face the LOD AGAIN! And defeat them then we will give you your shot, oh and if Shadow is not back by then then forget it. We will promise you a title shot if you return Shadow AND beat the LOD. Hey that sounds fair to me, I mean Demolition out ranks you in the standings. Heh, or Blackjacks you can find yourselves holed up in your ranch in Texas looking at a seige, because there is NO WAY we are letting you screw our friends like this, NO WAY! And boys you have no chance at stopping us, we will make Desert Storm look like a picnic. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
The camera then falls over.
Anvil: S**T!
It then turns off.
Sarah: They seem READY!
Corey: Those dudes are ALWAYS ready! They're AWESOME! And they're my friends!
Heart Attack: Here comes somebody that ISN'T our friend!
Brian Pillman heads down and gets into the ring...