WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997

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POST HART FOUNDATION INTERVIEW

Pillman comes out.

Pillman: Well if that isn't just a sappy bunch of CRAP! It makes me want to vomit! Well boys and girls lets see what the Hart Foundation is really made of! You see I planted a camera in their lockerroom durring Bret Fart's match with Sting. Now here is the VIDEO!

The camera is obviously not out in the open, it is looking from out of a locker.

The door is slammed open, and the Anvil walks in, carrying the Hitman like he is a baby, cradled in his arms, the Anvil sets Bret down, and goes to work, he fills up a bag of ice and tapes it to Bret's back, along with some bandages for support, he then makes two more bags abd tapes them to Bret's knees. The Anvil then grabs something out of the first aid box and breaks it, he waves the thing under the Hitman's nose until the Hitman starts coughing and wakes up.

Bret: What happened?

Anvil: You lost man, he put you in the Deathlock and he did not let go, and you, you stubborn idiot would not give up, so you passed OUT.

Bret: DAMN IT! GODDAMNIT! Hell, you know I won't ever quit.

Anvil: Well, yeah but you could have been seriously injured Bret.

Bret: Jim, I will never give up, there is always a chance for escape, I proved that by escaping the first time. F***!

(He slams his hand on the bench he is laying on, and tries to sit up, but winces in pain and resumes lying down.)

Bret: S*** Jim you know how much I hate to lose, especially like this, and with what was at stake. F***

Anvil: and now, that you lost after saying so much. . .

Bret: Pillman and Austin will use this to rip into us I know I know, okay we have to head them off at the pass with this one Jim. Damn it.

Anvil: Hell Bret, you just wrestled last night, you were tired and Sting was on his game stop beating yourself up over this.

Bret: That is no excuse Jim, I should have won, I could have won.

Anvil: Well you could have evened the match up last night, you had the bat, why the hell didn't you swing? I very well might have.

Bret: (looks right at the ANvil) Jim you know that is not my style at all. If I am going to win I am going to do it the right way. But damn it this could NOT have come at a worse time, with Corey being courted by the witch, and the rest of the Mega Power's deciding to police the WWF, what the hell can I do?

Anvil: Let 'em.

Bret: What?

Anvil: Let them police, why the hell should we care, we have been interferd with more times than anyone, you should LOVE the new police idea.

Bret: But it is not what Randy planned, for this group Jim, it is not what he wanted.

Anvil: So? Are you Randy Savage? Who is to say the Mega Powers should now follow his plans? I know he entrusted them to you, well at least think about what has been happening in the WWF and the good they are doing.

Bret: fine, okay while we are all opening up here, and I cannot move, what is your take on Owen.

Anvil: Hell, I don't know, he seems sincere, who knows maybe he means it, I sure hope so. Here let me get some of that special medicine I keep in here. He reaches into a locker and pulls out a flask.

A large bang is heard from the door.

Bret: What the hell is that?

Anvil: Hmmm, probably the LOD and Blackjacks they started fighting after you passed out.

Bret: WHAT! And what the hell are you doing in here, get out there and beat the hell out of them.

Anvil(grinning like a demon, Grabing a bat from another locker, and taking a swig from his flask): I thought you'd never ask!

The Anvil swings the door open and dives through it, it swings shut behind him, and the fight starts to move on.

Bret is simply shaking his head as the camera shuts off.

Pillman: HA! Do you see that the tape cannot lie! The Hitman is pissed off at Sting about losing to him, none of that 'good loser' stuff, the Mega Powers are falling apart around him, and he does not even know if he can trust his own brother! Of course.... maybe he can follow after the Anvil.... and DRINK his worries away!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pillman capers around gleefully and heads backstage.

Sarah: Not MORE VHS tapes!!! When will he learn?

Corey: BIG DEAL! So Bret was disappointed! You should see the Expletive Party I throw when I lose! And dudes... I lose WAY... WAY more the Hitman!

Heart Attack: But I have to say... it's unsettling seeing and hearing the Hitman that way. He always seems so together!

Corey: He IS! That was a big match! Cut him a BREAK!

Sarah: Well, the stress of leading a stable is great! I should know!

Corey: He's alright! You'll see!

Sarah: I hope so. Well, standing by now... is Mean Gene. And he's going to interview someone I am VERY interested in hearing from.