JIM ROSS
Ross: Will you please welcome my guest at this time...The Lady Tyr!
The Highlander Theme blazes on the P.A. System.Tyr comes out with Seeress with a look of anger in her eyes. She slaps the fans hands, but remains focused. Seeress holds the cider flask nervously. As Tyr enters the ring, she searches for the phantom, but doesn't find it.
Ross: Hello, Tyr.
Tyr: Where is he? I know he's here somewhere...I'm going to get some answers!!!
Ross: Where is whom?
Tyr: First off, The Giant has got SOME nerve to come out in MY match. We've had our differences before and I'm not in the mood to put up with that crap again!
Seeress: The Undertaker has been missing for WEEKS now! No one has seen him!
Tyr: If that Giant has some answers, he had better get his rear up here and explain himself!
Ross: I understand your frustration, Tyr, but why challenge the Blackjacks?
Tyr: First off, I hate those damn Horsemen for duping me like they did before...second, I'd like to help out old buddies of mine in the Mega Powers. They helped The Undertaker and I want to help them get Shadow back.
The crowd cheers.
Tyr: Now that the Rebirth is dead and buried because of the split of it's last two members...we can get down to buisness again and do our job.
Suddenly the lights start to flicker and Tyr gets exited!
Tyr: UNDERTAKER!?!?! I'm right here, buddy boy!!!
The Phoenix appears on the video wall!
Phoenix: No...it is not The Undertaker.
Tyr: What the @#$% do YOU want?
Phoenix: Be not so confident that the Rebirth has fallen...We are not called The Rebrith for nothing, you know.
Tyr: Do I look scared?
Phoenix: No, my rosebud, not in the least. Know this...we are in greater numbers than people seem to think. I can say no more.
Tyr: Take your little "Rebirth" and STICK IT!
The lights flicker again and The Phoenix gets oof of the video wall. Tyr is unamused.
Tyr: Damnit, Phoenix cut the mysticism shi-
Undertaker: T.y.r.....
Tyr looks surprised! Tyr looks all around as the lights finally black out. All you can see is a purple light shining on the phantom who is stadning in the middle of the aisle.
Undertaker: I..am...here.
Tyr: WHERE!?!?!
Undertaker: Here...in you...and all the Creatures of the Night
Tyr: Oh COME ON! Come here where I can see you!
Undertaker: Wait...for me...I...shall return to you.
Tyr: WHEN!?!?!
Undertaker: At...King of the Ring...my Goddess...
Tyr: Against the Blackjacks?
Undertaker: ...Yes...I can stay...no longer...
Tyr: Undertaker...please...
Undertaker: F.a.r.e.w.e.l.l........
The lights come back on and the phantom dissappears. You can see a tear streak down Tyr's eye as the crowd gives a loud cheer.
Corey: Let me tell you something! That Undertaker dude is SPOOKY! I remember standin' near him backstage helping out the Mega Powers a few times.... and the dude is just COLD! I mean that LITERALLY! It's like he really IS dead!
Sarah: One thing is for sure... we haven't seen him! But he'll be back at the King of the Ring!
Heart Attack: That just leaves ONE mystery! What's S.B. Peterson doing here?
S.B. is shown again, signing an autograph for a fan. He's quite a few pages into his notebook now. He nods to the camera.
Corey: I dunno! He ain't scoutin' ME with MY crappy skills, that's for sure!
Sarah: Well Corey...if you thought that last bit was weird... let's go now... to WOMANKIND!