WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997

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 WOMANKIND

(The scene is in the sewers. A large room is seen, and WoMaNkInD is kneeling in front of the hooded figure)

Master: ..WoMaNkInD...it is time for you to go back to the WWF...

WoMaNkInD: ..but Master, am I, like, ready??

Master: ..that you are WoMaNkInD...that you are...just remember what I have taught you...and you will be fine..

WoMaNkInD: ...I will be back Master...like, have a nice day...

VALETIA VON STRAHDEN PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

<scene is backstage. The only light there is candlelight. the camera focuses in on the lid of a casket slowly rising to reveal the body of Valetia Von Strahden slowly sitting up>

Valetia: Greetings to all my Creatures of the Night and welcome to my Dark Side. I have decided naught to waste the energies of the DarkSide any longer. Every person in the WWF is going to burn in Hell when I am through with them. I will face both women and men in the squared circle and capture all the gold for the Dark Side. There is no one in the WWF that can defeat me. Like it or naught I am the future, the present and the past all rolled into one. I will rid the WWF of all the people who try to journey to my Dark Side and Womankind you are first. May you Rest...In...Peace.

<The coffin slowly closes and the candles go out, leaving only Darkness>

WoMaNkInD
w/Sunny
vs.
Valetia Von Strahden
w/Trent Reznor

The Match:
Valetia is brought to the ring by her druids, and she is no sooner standing and awaiting... when the lights go out!

A single spotlight leads Womankind and Sunny to the ring. As Womankind is walking down the aisle...

Womankind: ...Papa Phoenix... Uncle Blizzy.... Aunty Sunny... I am, like, home!!!

Womankind gets into the ring, screaming, then laughing all the while.

Corey: Chick's NUTS!

Heart Attack: We haven't seen her since Roxanne defeated her at WrestleMania! And she hasn't gotten any LESS strange!

Sarah: Let's see if she can still WRESTLE!

The bell rings. VVS throws a punch at Womankind that the derranged one just takes... and ignores! She hooks VVS... SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Womankind flips VVS over and hooks on a spinning toe hold. She wrenches it on hard. VVS makes no sounds, but her face tells the story of pain.

Womankind rises up... and smashes a knee into the leg. VVS rolls onto her back, pulling her leg up to her torso. Womankind brushes past the referee and climbs up to the second rope... FLYING KNEEDROP... right on the leg!!!

Womankind gets up, squealing and mouthing the words: Papa Phoenix! She grabs VVS' leg and spins the leg around against the knee. VVS still let's out no words of pain. Trent Reznor tries to get her going by pounding the mat.

Womankind lets the hold go... then applies a STEP-OVER toehold! The leg threatens to SNAP at the knee... yet the vampire lets out no sound, despite the anguish on her face! The referee gets down to see if she'll submit... but she shakes her head no!

Womankind works from the step-over toe hold... INTO THE FIGURE FOUR!!!

Corey: DUDE! She GOT IT ON! The undead chick is in TROUBLE!

Sarah: This move was taught to her by Ric Flair no less!

Heart Attack: I've been IN that!

VVS flounders in pain.... Womankind squeezes the move on, squealing and giggling! The referee checks on VVS.

Ref John Pinnette: Do you submit?

VVS: .... YES!!!!

The ref calls for the bell... and Womankind lets the hold go, sitting up and screaming and laughing all at once!!!

Corey: She got her to SPEAK! She gave up!

Sarah: WOW! Womankind is BACK! And looking LETHAL!

Winner, by submission: WoMaNkInD