WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997MR. SCOTT HALL
(Jim Ross is in the ring as the millions of fans look on)
Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen please welcome this man who is in The King of the Ring Semi-Finals!Mr.Scott Hall!"(The fans boo loudly)
("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA.Scott Hall comes out wearing a business suit,carrying a briefcase,wearing black sunglasses,his hair is in a ponytail,and he is clean shaven.Scott Hall has a toothpick in his mouth,and one behind his ear.Scott gets in the ring)
Jim Ross:"Hey Scott!"
Mr.Scott Hall:"That's Mr.Scott Hall to you,chico!"
Jim Ross:"Okay then!First question Mr.Hall,why did you not accept any of Mr.Perfect's offers,to join with him,and did join with Taylor Tech Enterprises instead?"
Mr.Scott Hall:"For one thing,chico,I'm sick and tired of Mr.Perfect,he's a big ego tist,and if I have to chico,I will slap some sense into him!Also chico,I joined with Taylor Tech Enterprises,because they promised me chicos,that I would be their number one wrestler,and I am chico,and I'm gunning for The WWF Intercontinental Belt,mang!So Double J,beware,because Mr.Scott Hall is coming for you,chico!"
Jim Ross:"I see!Mr.Hall you have now moved on to The King of the Ring Quarter-Finals,and you will face Jobo,what do you have to say about this,and about all of the wrestlers still in it?"
Mr.Scott Hall:"Well chico,Jobo,you think your so great,and your just a rookie,well I'm going to slap you silly,and move on in The King of the Ring,and I'm going to hurt you badly,chico!All the wrestlers still in suck,except for Mr.Big,The Giant,chico,Stone Cold I hope I fight you chico,because then I can knock you out of the tourney,and make you eat your own words,mang,saying you were going to win The King of the Ring!"
Jim Ross:"Any final comments?"
Mr.Scott Hall:"Double J"Jeff Jarrett,a weeks up and I have proved I want an IC Title Match,so sign the contract,and sign the match,and when I'm done with you,I will be The New WWF Intercontinental Champion,chico,and I have a stipulation to put on the match,if you accept my challenge,chico!I'M GONNA CARVE YOU UP!"(As Scott says that he does The Carve You Up sign with his toothpick(Mr.Scott Hall throws the toothpick at the camera)
(The screen fades to black)
BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM
Dok Hendriks is backstage in the locker room area. Next to him is the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom, who still has a cut over his left eye. Stardom is dressed in his black full length wrestling tights and white boots.
Dok: Mr. Stardom.... Q97 didn't go according to plan, did it?
Stardom: For ME... or THEM? It seemed that Austin and Pillman... AND Sabrina worked it all out... and their plan kept BBDS from becoming the KING!
Dok: 'AND Sabrina'? You may have seen the tapes. After Austin put you out... and Taylor Tech was triple-teaming you... Sabrina came to your aid!
Stardom: And why shouldn't she? For YEARS... I was her MEAL TICKET! I not only BROUGHT her to the dance, I gave her the dance-steps that she knows! What you're looking at right here...(shows himself off.) ... is what's called Sabrina's CONTINGENCY plan! She's been trying to burn the candle at BOTH ends. Remember.... Sabrina's #1 goal is MONEY! And Austin and Pillman can bring her that. But they can COST her that too when they get out of line. She wants to keep this package in TOP form just in case things don't pan out with the Hollywood Blondes.
Dok: But would you go BACK with her then? After all...she's caused you a lot of grief and pain!
Stardom: (thinks a bit.) What I DO want to talk about right now... is Taylor Tech!
Dok: But you didn't....
Stardom: SILENCE! (holds his hand up and looks out of the corner of his eyes at Dok.) Taylor Tech! What this group is in reality... is the remnants of the Empire! I already wiped out the Emperor... and Power and Glory, and despite the record books... the WORLD knows what I did to Pillman and Austin! I suppose I'll move on to this feeble stable! Mr. Scott Hall? That's a nice shave you got there. Not a nick... not a SCRATCH! Maybe that's why they called you RAZOR before! But pal... your aftershave smells like that PERFUME you sprayed me in the eyes with a few months back.
Footage is shown of Razor getting in the ring and spraying Sabrina... then Stardom in the eyes with perfume, then Razor's edging Stardom.
Stardom: And then.... at the Countdown to WrestleMania... all your new FRIENDS you got there... beat the living $#!t out of you! So I never DID get to drop the Celestial Heavens down across your TRULY misguided HEAD!
Footage is then shown of the Corporate Machine... then the Super Machine... coming out during the match that Stardom defended the I/C title against the Blizzard. The Machine AXEHANDLED Sabrina! Stardom... the next week.... beat the Machine with the StarFall.
Stardom: Corporate Machine... I dealt with you once before! Not even you and the Blizzard combined could beat me that day. And you won't be able to do it again! You look impressive against rookies like THP and Corey Major... but one on one... face to face... you'll wind up flat on your back, looking up at the STARS!
Footage is shown of Blaine Parker and Terry Taylor, holding up an unconcious Derrick Stardom after Stone Cold put him out.
Stardom: BLAINE PARKER? You've got to be kidding me! And Terry Taylor? Who's next Dok?
Dok: Huh? OH!.... the GIANT!
Stardom: Big deal... big man! BBDS has been known as the SLAM MAN in the past! Remember... who was the first man to EVER slam 517 pounds of the Eliminator Lucifer Graves!?
Footage is shown from 1995. Derrick Stardom is in an interview. His hair is shorter. Sabrina is standing beside him, holding up money. Stardom: " I will SLAM Lucifer Graves... GUARANTEED!"
The footage shows the two in the ring. The bell sounds. Graves moves in on Stardom. Derrick scoops him up.... AND SLAMS HIM!!!!!
Stardom: SIMPLICITY! Giant... I'll slam you down... and drop Star Fall after StarFall on you until you BEG me... PLEASE MR. STARDOM... I can't take NO MORE!
Dok: So you're challenging the ENTIRE Taylor Tech?
Stardom: (pats Dok on the head) You catch on QUICK don'tcha Dok? Your DAMN RIGHT I am! The Badd Boy Derrick Stardom has ALWAYS fought stables... he's ALWAYS been out-numbered and out-gunned! And he ALWAYS comes out... lookin' OH-SO-FLY in the DOIN' SO! I am the hottest piece of REAL ESTATE in the GALAXY... and one helluva tightly-wrapped BOD of an EARTH-WALKIN' GOD! The STRAW that stirs the DRINK... and the MEASURING stick of SUCCESS! The GREATEST Intercontinental Champion of ALL TIME.... and Dok....
Dok: ....(eyes go wide... not ready!)
Stardom: LIGHTS OUT!!!!!
The lights click off.
Dok: ARGH!!!! STOP THAT!!!!
Stardom: The pleasure... was all YOURS!