WWF Superstars, May 17, 1997WWF Superstars, May 17, 1997Austin and Pillman are shown, still patrolling around ringside with their nightsticks. The camera pans up to the ring.
Tyr gets the mike and stands with Seeress.
Tyr: Undertaker...I KNOW you are here...please! I'm calling you out!
Seeress: Please come! It is not wise to keep her excellency waiting so long!
Tyr pauses a moment and gets no responce. The Phantom watches in silence.
Tyr: Okay...DON'T come. I'm just waiting for a bloody responce from the Blackjacks! I mean...hear I am running my mouth off about challenges when the Blackjacks, being the chickens they are, won't answer me!
Seeress: Obviously cowards...
Tyr: I don't think they are afraid to hit a woman...but they are afraid to hit a seven foot macho chick like yours truly. I can understand that! Do I have to say "pretty please with sugar on top"?
Tyr pauses again awaiting an answer from the Blackjacks and/or The Undertaker.
Tyr: Gee...it's kind of quiet in here. Maybe those Blackjacks are afraid of a girl! Ooooooooh! Shows what kind of men THEY are, huh?
The crowd gives a cheer and Tyr smiles.
Tyr: Then again...you do need two for tag team action...
Tyr's smile fades away to a look of anger.
Tyr: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, UNDERTAKER!?!?!?!?!
*BONG*
Tyr: Here we go!
*BONG*
The Undertaker's theme music plays and the lights dim as the phantom goes to Tyr in the ring.
Tyr: You know they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but all I'm growing is more depressed and PO'ed. Phantom, buddy...WHERE IS THE UNDERTAKER?!?!?!
Undertaker: I am right here...
Tyr: WHERE, DAMNIT!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!
Undertaker: In all the souls of the Creature of the Night.
Tyr: Well, DUH! Where is your body?
Undertaker: Resting...
Tyr: Where is it resting?
Undertaker: A place no mortal may reach...
Tyr: Can't you just haul your butt in here now? The Creatures need you...I NEED YOU!
Undertaker: Patience is a virtue, Tyr...a virtue you must learn.
Tyr: Do I look like a doctor to you, Undertaker?!?!?! I don't have patients!
The crowd gives a chuckle.
Undertaker: Your jesting is not making this any easier...
Tyr: Your not making this any better yourself...
Undertaker: Wait until King of the Ring. Whether the Blackjacks accept the challenge or not is of no concern to me. I will be there.
Tyr: Do I have to wait?
Undertaker: Yes...
Tyr: I don't want to!
Undertaker: You shall have to...
Tyr: WHY?!?!
Undertaker: TYR! I have no time for meddeling...
Tyr: FINE! Stay gone for all I care! You worry me half to death for the last few weeks and you won't even tell me how you are?!?! How heartless can you be?!?!?!
Tyr begins to cry as the phantom approches her. The phantom puts it's arm around her shoulder to comfort her and Seeress joins it. Tyr shakes the Phantom away. The phantom taps Tyr on the shoulder and Tyr turns to it. The phantom removes it's hood to reveal.......THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!
Tyr: UNDERTAKER!!!
Tyr wraps her arms around The Undertaker's shoulders just before the lights black out.
Undertaker: Forgive me, Tyr...My powers are waneing...I can stay no longer...
The lights comes back up and The Undertaker is gone. Tyr falls to her knees in anguish as Seeress conforts her.
JR: That was HIM! The UNDERTAKER!!
Heart Attack: Poor Tyr... this must be so hard for her!
Sarah: We will ALL see the Undertaker return at the King of the Ring!
JR: Indeed! Standing by now... our colleague, Kevin Kelly.