WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997It's the dressing room area! The Giant and the Machine storm through a dressing room door... with the name 'JOBO' on it! Todd follows... then Diamond Dallas Page!
JoBo and ZoBo are in here... and look up suprised! JoBo is clotheslined by the Giant as Todd throws DDP a ball bat... shoots another from his leather jacket.... then holds ZoBo back, threatening to hit him with it.
Page swings the bat and nails JoBo in the back of the legs with hit... taking him to the floor. The Giant pulls up JoBo by the throat as Page sets the bat down on the floor. The Giant sets to choke slam him on the floor... where the BAT IS!!!
JoBo pushes around and kicks himself free. ZoBo is instructing him to get clear. Todd holds him back. Page punches at JoBo and the Giant instead pulls JoBo up into a Razor's Edge... but with his FACE FIRST!!!
He starts to swing him down.... and on the way... PAGE HITS THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! JOBO IS HURT BAD!!!! A sickening THUD and JoBo lies motionless.
Todd: Taylor tech always takes care of there own"stardoms gone and now you see whats happenig to jobo..this is biusnes at its best
The Giant, Page and the Machine pick up JoBo... and carry him out toward the ring.
LIVE ACTION AGAIN...
The Giant, Page and the Machine carry down a bloody JoBo. They set him up into the ring. He doesn't move.
JR: My GOD! What have they DONE! This is TERRIBLE! Listen to these fans... they're actually CHEERING for JoBo to get up!!! I can't believe it!
But JoBo doesn't move. His blood begins to stain the canvas.
JR: I don't even know it this match can take PLACE! JoBo is set to go next against Blaine Parker! I... I don't know! Well... let's go back stage... we have Brian Pillman and company to talk to.
STONE COLD AND BRIAN PILLMAN
Austin, Pillman and Sabrina are in the back in a darkened area. Dim lights come up to show the three of them... with Sabrina in the middle.
Pillman: DAMN! Did TNT.... EXPLODE at the end or WHAT!? May the 20th! It's already circled on my calendar as a National Holiday for next year! We saw both the Hart Foundation AND the Road Warriors taken out... in ONE NIGHT!!! Sabrina, was that AWESOME or WHAT?!
Sabrina: Couldn't ask for a better card! LOD got exactly what they deserved!
Austin: Y'see... what went and done happened... is that the Road Warriors went out and made too many enemies. And like I said, they ain't as BAD as they think they are. You could count on one hand how many people actually like Stone Cold and Brian Pillman and you'd have some fingers left over to pick your ass. We got more enemies then then anybody... and we're still standing here, jawing off at the mouth, sayin' whatever the HELL we want!
Pillman: That's because... we ARE bad! The Legion of Dummies paint up their faces... and put on big, sharp spikes and carry their nightsticks... and that LOOKS bad. But underneath it all... Hawk and Animal are more like Tweety and Sylvester!
Sabrina: Hey Brian, no need to insult Warner Brothers!
Austin: Say what you want... because we really don't give a damn! We done what we said we would do. I won the Royal Rumble... I beat the HELL out of Bret Hart and Derrick Stardom. And me and Brian kicked the Road Warrior's ASSES! And if the Hitman can pry his sorry ass up out of the hospital bed for the 31st, I'll whoop his pink and black behind all over again!
Pillman: We told you it would be... OH WHAT A RUSH to the HOSPITAL!!! And that's what happened! They say... BRIAN! How do you do it!? How do you know all these bad things are gonna happen? How do you predict them? Hahahaha!!! How do I predict all these bad things? It's real easy... me, Stone Cold and Sabrina.... we've done ALL the bad things already! NOTHING suprises us! Except for when we see Jim Neidhart SOBER!
Sabrina: And that's the only thing we haven't seen yet!
Austin: The bottom line IS... the three of us can do whatever the HELL we want to... and there ain't a body alive that can stop us. At Superstars Revenge, I'm gonna put the Sharpshooter on the Hitman and get his ass to submit.... and then at the King of the Ring, that pimp Flash Funk is gonna get his ass whooped and move on to the second round... because I went and done got myself disqualified for shovin' a TV monitor up his ass! But I don't really give a DAMN! And that's the bottom line... BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!