WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997JR: Well... there you heard from those three! Man... you just CAN'T like them... no matter WHAT they do! Sarah, I see the Taylor Tech has left.
The camera picks up the Giant and Dallas Page walking up the aisle.
Sarah: Yes... the damage has been done.
JR: Chaotic! Standing by... is a man who has something to say... about the MASTERMIND behind Taylor Tech!
ROWDY RODDY PIPER
Piper is in the temporary office, set up in the Scope.
Piper: A lot of people have been asking me.... what's with Terry Taylor? Can he HAVE a title in the WWF? He's a WCW wrestler ain't he? Well... I should re-phrase that. We all know he's in WCW... whether he's a wrestler or not... we'll never know.
Piper: When the Harts agreed to face this mystery team... and when Luxury signed the contract for it... it was wide open. George Clooney and Chris O'Donnel could have been the team... and Batman and Robin would be the new Unified Champions! It's the damn rules.
Piper: An' bein' a champion, he gets paid. So even though he ain't got a WWF contract... he's on the payroll. But that's only for as long as he's got the titles.
Piper runs his hand through his hair and looks slyly at the camera.
Piper: So what THAT means.... is if somebody BEATS Money Inc. for the titles... they just may knock Taylor right out of the WWF. And if he keeps messin' with my little boy Colt... it may be FOR GOOD!!!
Piper: Dammit Taylor... don't you think I KNOW I don't have time to be with my family? What the hell do you think I'm DOIN' sittin' up at Titan Tower? I'm keeping your little business, called Taylor Tech... ON THE DAMN MAP!!! Without ME... where the hell would you BE?
Piper looks a little saddened... but still angry.
Piper: I miss my little boy. I've missed him growing up. I keep a shirt on his back... and a roof over his head.... but I can't give him what money can't buy... and that's my love... first hand. I gots to be here. Workin' my ASS off. And for WHAT?! How many of you INGRATES have bad-mouthed me? The Blizzard Adrien Blades... then the Harlem Heat... Jeff Jarrett.... Brian Pillman.... the list goes on and on. And I'm gettin' SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!! Eddie Gilbert once bad-mouthed me. Pop in Survivor Series 1996 if you want to see what happened to him. So Terry Taylor.. I advise you to LAY OFF, man. That'll be good for the BOTH of us.
Piper turns away from the camera, looking down at a picture of his son, Colt.
Piper: That's all I gots to say.
MR. SCOTT HALL
(Mr.Scott Hall is in his locker room)
Mr.Scott Hall:"Jobo,chico,I'm back,and I'm gunning for you,mang!Jobo,at The King of the Ring,I'm going to beat you so bad,chico,that after the match,you will never wrestle again,chico!Then when I'm done with you,I'm going to hurt your boyfriend Zobo,chico,badly!After The King of the Ring Pay-per-view is over,I'm not only going to be The King,but also The WWF TV Champion,chicos!Derrick Stardom,once I get done with this geek,chico,I'm gunning for you,because your a hotshot,and you need your ass kicked big time,mang!I'M GONNA CARVE YOU UP!"(As Mr.Hall says that he does the Carve You Up sign with his toothpick)(Scott throws his toothpick at the camera)
JR: My goodness! Poor JoBo! The entire Taylor Tech seems to be after him!!
Sarah: They must want this match... and the King of the Ring pretty bad!
JR: Well... we'll have to see if this match TAKE PLACE!!! Let's head up to the ring....