The Hot Rod comes down to the ring with a wild look in his eyes. He gets into the ring and takes the mic from Howard Finkel.
Piper: Terry Taylor... you want to point out the fact that I'm not around my kid?! I told you WHY... now let me SHOW YOU! I am the PRESIDENT of the WWF... and I got a LOT of things to do because of that fact, JACK! And what just happened here NEEDS to be addressed.
Piper looks around at the sea of people and hears their cheers for him. He tightens his lips and nods slowly toward them. He brings the mic back up to his mouth.
Piper: Not only did the Warior get JUMPED AGAIN outside in the parking lot... by these REBIRTH idiots.... and was at a big disadvantage for his match... but THEN... the Blizzard was attacked by Taylor Tech!
Piper: First of all... what I'm gonna do..... is... IF YOU AIN'T PART OF THE WWF.... YOU AINT' ALLOWED TO GET INVOLVED IN A WWF EVENT! That goes for all those NINJAS.... and SAMURAIS... and all those other day-glo dipsticks that the Phoenix has running around. It was obvious they were trying to give the Blizzard an advantage in the match... and we ain't HAVING that! So Phoenix... you can take all your bums... and set them back out on the curb, 'cause they ain't welcome in the WWF NO MORE! That goes for ANYBODY that wants to bring in all these EXTRAS. Like VVS and her Druids. If they get involved in ANYTHING more then carrying that coffin, I'm bootin' them back to the graveyards! The point is... DO IT YOURSELF... OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL!!
The fans cheer!!!
Piper: SECOND! Taylor Tech... I don't know WHAT you were trying to pull here tonight. But what I DO know is that you tried to ease Hall's way into the next round in the tournament. He didn't even BEAT anybody to get into the darn thing... and then the whole damn Taylor Tech bashed his NEXT opponent. That ain't what the WWF is all about. Years ago.... the WCW used to have a motto called... WE WRESTLE! They used to tell us that right after they showed the latest clip of Rick Steiner and Robin Green's date to the movies! WCW sucks.... and so does Taylor Tech's little PLAN! In the WWF... WE DO WRESTLE!!! And Hall... if you think you're going to coast into the King of the Ring without breaking a sweat because OTHERS are steppin' aside or doin' the dirty work for you... then you're WRONG! All I'm going to tell you right now.... is show up for the King of the Ring, and get ready for a FIGHT! Because THAT'S what you're going to GET!
Piper: Now... after what happened here tonight.... I'm ruling this match... a NO CONTEST!! IMAGINE THAT, EH? It ain't gonna take place! WHO COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT?!
The Warrior is shown, being helped out by Bret and Brutus. The Warrior starts getting his adrenaline pumping and going wild. Brutus and Bret calm him down... and they help him to the back.
Piper: And THAT'S not a wise thing to do right there... MAKING THE WARRIOR MAD!!! But it's happened! And maybe if he took it out on Taylor Tech.... well... that wouldn't be such a bad thing WOULD IT!?
The fans start chanting... WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR!
Piper: Now some of these decisions may just seem... OUT OF THE BLUE! But dammit... since Terry Taylor is taking so much time out of his BUSY schedule to spend quality time with my kid... I guess that leaves MORE TIME for ME to make some WWF rulings. So Terry.... you just keep entertaining my son, Colt... and I'll just keep making ruling after RULING! That's a pretty good deal we got there, huh? HA!
Piper: And a warning to EVERYBODY in the WWF. It might be the WWF RULEBOOK... but folks... it's all in the way I interpret it! You never know where the Hot Rod will show up... or WHAT he will rule next! So GET READY... to PAY.... the PIPER... for your ACTIONS!!!
Piper tosses the mic down into the mat and climbs out of the ring. He walks over to the first row and extends his hand to WCW president Ted DiBiase. Ted simply looks away, ignoring Piper. Rowdy Roddy nods, obviously irritated. He backs away from DiBiase... then turns and walks up the aisle.
