BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM
Stardom is standing on the hills of Hollywood, California. The sun gleams off of his sunglasses, which he removes and pulls up on top of his head. His long brown hair ripples in the breeze behind his head.
Stardom: I'm getting SICK... and TIRED of this federation. With it's twisted views of everything that transpires. The Badd Boy Derrick Stardom.... 'took it upon himself' to injure the Corporate Machine? Is THAT how if happened? Unless I'm THAT blind with rage right now... I seem to remember Qualify 97. Not only did BBDS have to deal with Stone Cold Steve Austin....but the entire Taylor Tech. And wasn't it THREE on ONE... an UNCONCIOUS one.... after the match?
Stardom eyes flicker with anger. He talks with disgust and spite.
Stardom: But just a week and a half later... when BBDS gets his revenge.... a PAYBACK from the First Bank of Derrick Stardom...suddenly... it's not right. The Giant gets.... 'TEARS IN HIS EYES'... because, I HURT HIS FRIEND! The cross-bred, geneticists DREAM, Susannah Helmsley actually thinks I just did it... because I WANTED to. And NOW... I hear some flak from other WWF officials for what I did to Vincer Kaden.
Stardom: This man got a little TOO CLOSE to something that is dear to BBDS... and he payed the steep price. If he's just an announcer.... WHO CARES! Just because I learned to take care of myself and fight, doesn't mean I have to go easy on these pasty geeks that CAN'T FIGHT! Kaden.... the message I gave you is CRYSTAL CLEAR! READ IT!
Stardom:Who likes the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom? NO ONE! Because I come out here and set the records STRAIGHT! When I say I am the GREATEST Intercontinental Champion of all time... it's because I AM!! And when I kept STARFALLING the Machine into the mat.... it's because HE DESERVED IT! But Hall... and Helmsley... and the Giant... they've all been BRAINWASHED by Terry Taylor... into thinking I STARTED some kind of WAR with Terry Taylor.
Stardom: Let me set the RECORD straight again! I didn't START the war... but dammit... I DECLARED IT! And this perfectly-proportioned....'PUSH THE PAUSE BUTTON WHEN HE'S ON'....SUPERSTAR.... will be a one man ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE AND MARINES if he needs to. Because BBDS isn't here to win friends... he's here to win MATCHES! So if you want to step up and fight Taylor Tech... that's fine. Just stay the HELL out of my way, or I'll slice through YOU, too.
Stardom: Corporate Machine... was first... the Giant was NEXT! And like it or NOT... you KNOW that the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom had that oak tree carved up like I was Paul Bunyan! I slammed him... and I Starfalled him... JUST LIKE I SAID I WOULD DO!!! Todd Pettingill... you've already been DROPPED on your head before by others. I'm calling for an ENCORE! You stuck your nose into that match... but what you BETTER do is stick your EYES in the back of your head. Because you'll get a better view of me coming for you. Scott Hall..... CHICA.... you're NEXT! I gave you a FAVOR back at the Countdown. And when we wrestle... I'll give you ANOTHER FAVOR! I'll put you out of your MISERY... and END your PATHETIC career... and send you crawling on your hands and knees BACK to that kiss-ass, Sarah D... BEGGING for her to take you back so you don't have to live out of a BOX in Miami, Florida!
Stardom: And Helmsley.... my squeeze Heart Attack already HANDLED you. You got the WHITE GLOVE TREATMENT! A CLEAN match.... no questions asked. Heart Attack is my beating heart... pumping blood through the most BUFFED up body in all of the GALAXY! The WWF.... is out of their MINDS when they form opinions..... and it's in DESPERATE need of renovations. So soon... VERY soon, the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom is going to do a little REMODELLING... and turn THIS fed into yet another... HOUSE THAT DERRICK BUILT!
Stardom: CLICK...... BANG!!!!!!
Stardom motions with his hand... and the sunlight across the Hollywood landscape clicks off like it were connected to a switch. There is a flicker behind the dark sillouhette of Stardom. He reaches back over his shoulder and taps something... and the flicker illuminates fully... into the word: HOLLYWOOD. Stardom stands with his arms spread in front of the letter 'Y'.
Stardom: The pleasure.... was all YOURS!
