WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997VALETIA VON STRAHDEN
The lights cut off and 'Bloodletting' by Concrete Blonde plays in the background. The Druids carry a coffin down to ringside and set it down then return to the back. The lid slowly rises and Valetia Von Strahden steps out. She takes the mic.
Valetia: Greetings to all my Creatures of the Night! It is almost time for our DARKSIDE match. Before I unveil my mystery partner I shall state the rules of the match. There will be 3 coffins down at ringside.
The Druids return carrying 3 coffins and place them at ringside and carry VVS' coffin back to the back
Valetia: This will be a casket match, with Texas Tornado rules, no DQ and no ref at ringside! The only way to win is to stuff both of your opponents in two seperate caskets. Now onto my mystery partner.
'Real American' plays over the P.A. system. The fans stand up, in shock and suprise at hearing Hulk Hogan's old theme.
VVS: My partner is none other than........
Dressed in red, white and blue.... AMERICANA comes through the curtains!!!! The fans cheer for this popular athlete, who hasn't been seen in almost a year! She wears a glittering red, white and blue cape, and slaps hands with the fans.
JR: AMERICANA! We've not seen here since.... the Queen of the Ring Rumble last June! Why is she teaming up with Valetia Von Strahden?!?!
Americana gets to ringside... and from under the ring, she pulls out a flagpole... and unfurls the American Flag!!! She begins waving it around as she climbs into the ring. Americana receives a nice ovation from the fans.... until she extends her hand out... and shakes hands with Valetia Von Strahden.
The place boos.... Americana looks around with a frown..... THEN SWINGS THE FLAGPOLE AT VALETIA'S HEAD!!!
VVS drops to the mat like a lead balloon!!! THE ARENA POPS!!!! Americana picks up the microphone.
Americana: You see.... a great many things in this country, depend almost ENTIRELY on our perception. You WANTED to see VVS get whacked didn't you?!
The fans cheer, chanting USA! USA! USA!
Americana: Well... it IS called Superstars Revenge.... and you saw some revenge. But just not the way you WANTED to see it!!!!
Americana tosses down the flagpole, bouncing it across the ring. She then throws off the red, white and blue cape, revealing a tight black, full covering leather suit underneath. She reaches behind her head... and pulls up a mask over her face. The mask has strands of leather from the top, mimicing hair. THE FANS OF THE MECCA STAND AND BOO, TOSSING TRASH DOWN INTO THE RING!!!
JR: IT'S THE DREAM!!!! VALETIA'S FORMER MASTER!!!
Sarah: Valetia beat the Dream at WrestleMania!!!
JR: She got... REVENGE!!!! But LOOK.... the Dream.... IS AMERICANA!!!
Americana grabs the flag and rips it off it's pole, tearing it to shreds as the fans continue to give her loud boos. She throws the pole down onto Valetia's body, then lets the flags shredded pieces flutter down on top of her as well.
The Dream: Yes... once I was Americana. Even wrestling on the same card as the Dream AND Americana. And you... American IDIOTS were BLINDED to the facts. Your perception was CLOUDED! Americana stood for America... until I realized the deceit and corruption that lied within it's government. The rich... get richer... and the poor.... get DEAD! The American.... DREAM. The true dream lives within us all.... our OWN SELFISH dream. Where WE are the boss....WE control out destiny... and any who oppose us.... can be BOUGHT! It's evil in the PUREST sense. An absolute desire to.... DOMINATE! So rather then sit back... and allow other's DREAMS to consume me... I have taken my OWN goals.... my OWN dreams.... and I will kill or BE killed. But you're perception... the USA's propaganda.... CLOUDS your perception... much as I did here tonight. I shall not be clouded... but I shall cloud others if I wish to attain my dream. Little Valetia once shared in my dream.... but she went astray. (The Dream looks down at her in disdain.) So her little unlife has been PLUCKED from her. And the overgrown ape, Tyr, shall stuff her rotting carcass into a coffin... and send her back... away from this mind-altering country.... so that she can become whole once more. And Tyr.... once that is complete.... you need only visit the sewers.... and I shall allow the darkside to embrace you. You CAN become one of us... if you simply..... DREAM.
'Enter Sandman' starts to play... and the Dream slithers out of the ring and heads up the aisle. She hisses at a fan along the runway... and takes a swat at another, just barely missing his head. She disappears behind the curtains.
JR: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! I'm not sure what she said.... but.... I got the general idea. I... I don't like the SOUND of this! Let's get this match started.
Heart Attack: Here comes TYR!!!!