RESULTS: Monday Night Raw May 5, 1997

THE ROAD WARRIORS!!! They lay into the Corporate Machine with their NIGHT STICKS!!! The other Mega Powers look confused at this as Scott Hall rushes over to help! The Machine is quickly battered down and bloodied from the iron weapons.

Mr. Scott Hall moves to help.... but the Road Warriors swing their weapons at him, keeping him at bay! Some fans start booing. Hawk tosses a piece of paper down on the Machine, while Animal.... cuts off a lock of hair.

The Road Warriors then turn and walk away from the Machine as the camera pans in on the piece of paper.... it's a WANTED POSTER, with the Machine's face on it!

Sarah: A WANTED POSTER!

JR: Well, he's done a lot of bad things... but I'm agreeing with some of these fans... that was an extreme way of handling it! I'm not too sure that was the right thing to do!

Heart Attack: After what he did last night to Derrick.... and for kicking women in the face... HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!

JR: Maybe so! Some of these fans enjoyed it! Well, you two hold down the fort, I'm going to go get a word with their NEW policemen friends, Brutus and the Warrior!

Jim Ross gets up and leaves, passing by Mr. Scott Hall who is helping out the Machine... and Bobby and Bret, who are helping out THP.

UTLIMATE WARRIOR

Jim Ross, the Ultimate Warrior and Brutus Beefcake are standing in the Back of the arena.

JR: Warrior, You were beaten by Stevie Ray of harlem heat on Qualify 97. What are your thoughts on that match?

The Ultimate Warriors eyes go wide and he growls.

Brutus: Uh. JR, if I were you I wouldn't mention that. I am going to be doing the talking for the Warrior for a while. He's so mad, he can't hardly speak! But, I talked to him, and he said for me to tell Stevie Ray that anytime he wanted a cage match. The Warrior wants it! And the Warrior told me that If he don't accept, he'll be in BIG trouble.

JR: Brutus, does the Warrior have any excuses for the match against Stevie Ray?

Warrior: GGGRRRRRRLLLLLL.

Brutus: No, he don't. He just wants him BAD!!!

JR: Well Brutus, thanks for givin' me the time.

Brutus: you're welcome JR.

JR: Let's go to these commercials... and then when we come back.... we'll have.... THE BARBER SHOP!

The camera pulls back to show the sea of people in the Appleby Mall. Ring attendants slide in and begin constructing the Barber Shop set...