RESULTS: Monday Night Raw May 5, 1997

BARBERSHOP

There is a barbershop set in the ring. Brutus Beefcake stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone and a pair of Hedge Clippers.

Brutus: Hello, and welcome to another edition of MY favorite show, The Barber Shop! Tonight, we have a rather bizzare guest joining us. From Hollywood California.....GOLD DUST!

Gold-dust's music begins playing over the PA. She steps out into the Walkway. Her blonde hair is shining in the gold light. Tiny gold squares fall from the ceiling. She is wearing an all gold jumpsuit and a pair of sunglasses.

Brutus: Ms. Gold Dust, It seems that you have come back to the WWF. And I know there's one question that EVERYONE wants to know. Just where the HECK have you been?

Gold Dust: I've been training on my technical skills. I have patented many moves. No female in the WWF will be able to escape..........Gold..ust!

Brutus: There is a rumor goin around that you've got some friends in the female circuit.....

Gold Dust: Beefcake, as we both know, I don't suck up to anyone in the WWF, I don't care if you're considered a "good" guy, a "bad" guy, I'll run through all of you!........."The good only know what the bad teach them." Candyman 1994.

Brutus: OK.....so what are your plans here in the WWF? Are you gonna focus on the title?

Gold Dust: I don't care who's first. I'm gonna take every woman down in the WWF to get that title! If I have to go through Mistress pain, VVS, Wild Chylde, Venus, or Roxanne, I don't care I'll get that title.

Brutus: You sure have a cocky attitude for the record......

Gold Dust: I don't have to sit here and listen to your insults Mr. Beefcake. Brutus..........what we've got here is a failure to communicate. Cool hand luke 1967.

Brutus: Gold dust, I apologize if I offended you. Do you have any plans of alliances in the WWF? If so who?

Gold Dust: I have no plans of alliances in the WWF. The ONLY woman that I would even consider alligning myself with is Alantra. I like the way that she works, and I like her attitude.

Brutus: Do you have anything else that you would like to say while you're on?

Gold Dust: All of the Females in the WWF......I got a message for you........ When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it. The Maltese Falcon 1941.

Gold Dust's music begins to play throughout the arena as she turns and leaves. Brutus has a puzzled look on his face.

JR: Whew! What a BIZZARE individual that Gold-Dust is! She doesn't seem to WANT any friends! The women's division had better watch out!

Sarah: Oh yes! Gold-Dust can be very dangerous!

Heart Attack: If she's adding technical skills to her array of martial arts already... we are ALL in for a rough time!

JR: Speaking of rough time... let's take you back to last night... some exclusive Coliseum Video footage of Qualify 97!

DOUBLE J, JEFF JARRETT POST-EVENT INTERVIEW

The camera shows the dressing room area of the Rochester War Memorial. A clock at the upper right of the screen ready 10:15 p.m. just slightly after Qualify:97 went off the air. Several top WWF offcials are standing there, attempting to calm down someone who stands in the middle of them. The camera moves closer, as Mean Gene is seen coming to the area with a microphone in hand. The group of officials moves slightly, so that the man standing amongst them can be seen. It's Double J! Jarrett holds a chair in his hand, and Elizabeth and the Roadie are seen, as well. Mean Gene rushes over.

Mean Gene: Jeff Jarrett, what in the WORLD is going on back here?!? You're damn near causing a RIOT!

Double J: Where is he? Where the HELL is he?!?

Double J shoves a WWF official backwards, as the others attempt to calm him down.

Mean Gene: Where is WHO?

Double J: It's not enough that he's twice my size! It's not enough that he's jumped me numerous times from BEHIND! Now he's got to get two of his friends to jump me before the match, too? So I've got to send Elizabeth out there to do my fighting for me, and look like an idiot in front of the world? He's got his buddies attacking the Roadie after they jump me? And he's got Cornette sayin' things to Elizabeth while they were arguing that I won't even REPEAT? WHERE IS HE?!?

Double J continues to argue with the officials, as Mean Gene adds his efforts to calming Jarrett down.

Elizabeth: Jeff, PLEASE!

Double J: Fine, I'll find him MYSELF!

Jarrett breaks away from the officials and rushes down the hallway, still carrying his chair! Elizabeth, the Roadie, the WWF officials, and Mean Gene follow after him. Jarrett abruptly stops at one door, and begins SMASHING the door with his chair! The camera pans around, and "VADER" is clearly printed on the front of the door! Jarrett continues to hammer the door with his chair, and then begins kicking it in! Jarrett raises the chair and hits the door once more . . . and it flies OPEN! Double J rushes in with his chair, and the camera follows . . . but the room is EMPTY! Vader has already left! Jarrett storms around the room, knocking things over with his chair. He then rushes back out of the room, pushing an official out of his way, and rushing out to the parking lot! The camera shows the WWF officials still inside the building.

Pat Patterson: He's lost his mind!

The officials begin to get things together, as Mean Gene and The Roadie try to calm down Elizabeth, who also seems upset by the events.