VENUS VICTRIX
Venus Victrix walks into Roddy Piper's office with a stern look on her face. She walks in and takes a seat in front of Piper as Ahmed Johnson walks out. Roddy seems to be pleased up to this point.
Piper: Well, well, VENUS! Nice to see you around. WHERE HAVE YA BEEN?!
Victrix: Well, after that loss to Roxanne, I discovered that my suplexing ability wasn't what it should be.
Piper: WHAT?!? You're the goddess of suplexes!
Victrix: That may be true but still, they could be better and they ARE better. I see that I am still ranked number two. I would like to get back out there and climb up to the number one contender's spot. A spot that, although I have had a World's Title Match, I have been unable to reach. This disapointment hasn't settled well in my stomach. I would like to face someone this Superstars, in paticular, Ms. Sussanah Cecily Helmsley.
Piper: WHY HER?!
Victrix: She makes a good starting point at my run for the gold. She won't be easy but if my new book of suplexes work, I shouldn't have TO MANY problems. She's good but still, she makes a good starting point.
Piper: Well... let's see. Starr Blaze and Helmsley want at each other. I've got them scheduled. But I can slam you in next week on Superstars. I think you an' her can have a great match with your power and her tecnique. Go get 'em VENUS!
Victrix: Thank you President Piper. Your enthusiasm for my return is much appreciated. Good day.
With that, Venus stands up and walks out of Piper's office. She walks down the hall and out of the wrestler's entrance. From there, she rolls into the empty ring and grabs a mic.
Victrix: HEY EVERYBODY! Have ya missed me?! I'VE MISSED YOU! I'm here to inform you and the rest of the Women's Division that I'M BACK...AND BETTER THAN EVER! That's right, MY SUPLEXES HAVE IMPROVED! I have a WHOLE new bag of suplexes for the women's division of the World Wrestling Federation. They're creative, and possibly a little DEADLY! That's why I like 'em! Next Saturday, I have a match against Ms. Helmsley. Now, I've got TWO free tickets for the BIGGEST Venus Victrix fans out there! THEY'RE RINGSIDE! WHO WANTS 'EM?!
The crowd erupts as Venus leaps over the top rope and grabs her bo staff from the ring attendant. She twirls it around and then walks out into the crowd. She walks like the bo staff is pointing her to the two biggest fans. She stops at a little boy and his dad, both wearing "Goddess of Suplexes" shirts on. She reaches into her pocket and hands the father two free vouchers and two plane tickets. The boy lights up with excitement as the father accepts the tickets. Venus walks back down to the ring and grabs the mic again.
Vixtrix: Well, I'll see everyone next Saturday! HELMSLEY, BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!
With that, Venus rolls under the bottom rope and heads back up ringside, slaping hands with the fans and signing autographs.
JR: Susannah is a WANTED woman! Up next is ANOTHER woman who wants to get her hands on the American Blueblood... I'm talking about Starr Blaze! We'll see her in action against Lady Tyr! Let's go some pre-match comments from Blaze.
STARR BLAZE PRE MATCH COMMENTS
Starr Blaze is shown kicked back in her command chair. On the big monitor before her is some sort of 3D computer chess game. Blaze is obviously brainstorming her next move, tapping a sparkling fingernail against her teeth.
Starr: Hrm... got it! Knight to King Seven!
Blaze grins wide.
HIL: QUEEN TO KING SEVEN. KNIGHT CAPTURED. CHECKMATE. The animations of HIL's victory play onscreen as Blaze's face falls.
Starr: Dang it! You *always* win, HIL!
HIL: BUT THAT NEVER STOPS YOU FROM TRYING... PERHAPS ONE DAY YOU WILL EMERGE THE VICTOR.
Starr: That's what I keep shooting for! (she notices the video feed and swivels to face the camera). Good evening, citizens... well, as you can see I'm no better at chess than my opponent for tonight. As to who is better at wrestling, well, hopefully we'll be able to find out tonight as long as no outside parties screw things up!
HIL: REPORTS INDICATE THE UNDERTAKER WILL BE AT RINGSIDE THIS EVENING. HIS PRESENCE SHOULD BE A STRONG DETERRENT TO ANY INTERFERENCE.
Starr: You bet! I gotta say it's ironic that a dead guy would end up showing more heart and soul than a lot of the living, breathing members of this Federation...
Starr: Anyways, Miss Tyr... you're a big one, but I've fought bigger than you and come out on top. Your strength against my speed, citizen... catch me if you can! HIL, bring us in!
Blaze winks at the camera and hits a button on the console, blacking out the screen.
