Demolition rises up from the fog at ringside... and PULLS OWEN AND DAVEY FROM THE RING!!!
JR: WE'RE UNDERWAY!!!
Owen and Ax start hammering at each other! They flip over the barricade into the fans!! Smash and the Bulldog hook it up!!! They all battle up the aisle into the crowd!!! The fans are going CRAZY!!!!
Owen hooks around Ax's mid-section... and HITS A GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX onto a steel chair that is set up!!! Smash chokes the Bulldog down onto the concrete steps!!!
Owen grabs soda from one of the fans... and SPLASHES it into Ax's face!!! He then dives on top of Smash, axehandling him from behind, knocking him off his brother in law.
They continue the battle up the steps and out of the arena proper... TO THE FOOD COURT!!!
JR: My GOSH! I hope they have enough cable wire to record all the action!
Roxanne: I don't even know where to begin, JR! This is NUTS!
They crash through the barriers leading to the concession stand. Vendors going running out of the way! The fans circle around to watch. Owen grabs a vat of Hot Dog relish and heaves it at Smash... COVERING HIM IN RELISH!! Ax whips The Bulldog toward the counter... REVERSAL!!! Ax's back bend across the counter! The Bulldog hoists him up by the neck... CHOKE SLAM onto the counter, scattering the hot dog rolls!!!
Smash slips in the relish and falls to the cold concrete floor! Owen gets up onto the counter... and leaps... ABDOMINAL SPLASH!!!
JR: Only in the WWF... with Roddy Piper will you find THIS kind of action!!!
Owen then grabs an apron from one of the vendors and wraps it around Smash's throat, choking him out!!! The fans cheer him on!! The Bulldog slides over the counter and tosses some things aside. Ax climbs over after him. The Bulldog pulls up a GLASS!! He SHATTERS it over Ax's head!!! His arms spread out and he falls back across the counter! The Bulldog pulls him back to the other side.
All four continue to battle up the court and away from the food. The fans run alongside of them, cheering and jeering!!! Security and event staff keep them back!!! Ax is a BLOODY MESS!! Smash is covered in RELISH!!
Roxanne: They're heading near the SOUVENEIR STANDS!!
Owen pulls Smash over to the stand and grabs a WWF Women's Title Foam Belt! He wraps it around Smash's neck and starts to choke... but Smash reaches back and RAKES Owen in the eyes!!! Owen falls back, temporarily blinded!!!
The Bulldog strains his muscles... and BREAKS THE REGISTER OFF THE COUNTER!!! He holds it over his head... and CRASHES IT DOWN ON AX!!!! Change spills out of the drawer and money goes flying!! The Bulldog is careful not to lose his balance on all the quarters, dimes and other coins that are scattered across the floor!!!
Smash pulls the blinded Owen over and slams his head into a nearby vending machine!!! Owen holds his nose and slumps down in front of it. Smash gets alongside it... and pushes....THE VENDING MACHINE TIPS.... AND CRUSHES OWEN!!!! His arms stick out the sides, flapping in pain!!!
JR: HE MAY HAVE KILLED HIM!!!
Roxanne: Well... JR... in THIS kind of match... it's LEGAL!! You can't break any rules... when there really ARE none!!!
Owen is NEARLY FLATTENED under the vending machine!!! Smash sees the Bulldog working over Ax... and he comes charging in...
When he runs across the change... his feet flip up in the air... and he soars into Ax.. and they CRASH DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!! THE FANS GO NUTS!!
Davey pulls Ax up... and HOLDS HIM UP IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! He holds him there, keeping his balance on the loose change.... then he falls back with him, crashing him back through a pegboard FULL OF COREY MAJOR PLASTIC BASS GUITARS!!! The pegboad folds up on Ax.
JR: How'd you like to own one of THOSE toys now? They're a part of WWF HISTORY in the making!!!
Six or seven fans help Owen up from under the vending machine. He crawls across the floor, holding his chest, before finally making it to his feet. He looks hurt bad. The Bulldog sees Smash on his feet... and he dives at him, tackling him around the waist... and driving him through a door.... AND DOWN SOME STEPS!!!
JR: They're going BACKSTAGE... where the WRESTLERS ENTRANCE IS!!!
Ax pulls himself from the merchandise.. and comes up behind Owen... and pushes HIM down the steps!! He crashes into the Bulldog... and soon...ALL FOUR are down the steps!! Security stops the fans from going down...
The Bulldog and Smash start hooking it up!!! Smash is stunned from an uppercut!! They're in the backstage area... right behind the curtains that lead to the arena!!!
The Bulldog pulls a thin metal WWF LOGO from the wall, about the size of a street sign. He slams it down on the ground... then pulls Smash in for a POWER BOMB ON THE METAL. Smash... HITS A LOW BLOW!!! The Bulldog doubles over.
Owen and Ax are punching and kicking at each other... heading toward the locker room area. Smash grabs the Bulldog... and PRESS SLAMS him down onto the metal WWF logo!!! He then whips the Bulldog toward the locker room area.
Roxanne: WHERE will this end?! How much can they TAKE!?
JR: Folks... we gotta take a commercial time out!!! If ANYTHING HAPPENS... WE'LL SHOW IT TO YOU!!!
