THE ACTION CONTINUES!!! All four men are bloody and sweaty... NEARLY KILLING each other in the locker rooms!!! Other wrestlers scramble out of the way to let the WAR continue!!!
Owen finds... BRUTUS BEEFCAKE'S hedgeclippers!!! He dives at Ax's legs with them... but Ax jumps and gets out of the way, then drives a punch down onto Owen.
The Bulldog, meanwhile, Irish whips Smash into the lockers to make a big metallic CLANG!!! He then rushes in... and PLASTERS Smash into the steel with a running clothesline!!!
Ax pulls the hedgeclippers away from Owen... and CRACKS them on the back of his head!!! The Bulldog picks up a trashcan...and dumps it's contents on Smash's head, leaving him in the dark!!! Smash stumbles blindly around and the Bulldog kicks him away!!!
Ax is laying into Owen with vicious punches on the concrete floor. The Bulldog moves in and spins Ax around... and CLOTHESLINES him away!!! The Bulldog helps up Owen and they chase after Demolition....
JR: They're heading back to where the curtains are!!!
Owen and the Bulldog catch up with Ax and Smash. Smash has thrown the trash can aside and all four go at it again!!! Ax is doubled over!! The Bulldog finds some of his weapons from earlier!! He kicks the Sega Genesis out into the middle of the floor... then pulls Ax up to POWER BOMB HIM ON IT!!!
When Ax is pulled up in the air, the throws a fist out... and SLAMS it into the Bulldog's face, knocking him back and down!!! He continues punching at the Bulldog!!
Smash, meanwhile, is working over Owen! He pulls up a wooden chair... and SPLINTERS it over Owen's head!! They are in a wild melee... and start battling back up the steps to the fans again in the SOUVENEIR AREA!!!
The fans CHEER when they see the combatants blasting at each other, coming up the steps!!! The four mix it up and head back to the nearly destroyed merchandise stand!!! All four are punching at each other... until... SMASH FALLS... then Owen FALLS.... then the BULLDOG FALLS!!!
Roxanne: They're going down on all that CHANGE!!!
JR: I can't believe the FANS haven't scarfed it all up yet!!
Roxanne: Who needs MONEY when you have THIS action!
Ax keeps his balance!!! He pulls Owen up... and sends him for the ride into the t-shirt wall... OWEN REVERSES!!! The T-shirts fall into a big jumble around Ax! He sits up, covered in the shirts, and blinded from them!! Owen leaps on top of him and hammers him through the shirts!!! The Bulldog joins in!!! Both of them punch at Ax!!!!
Smash finally gets to his feet and comes up behind both Owen and the Dog. He takes them by their shoulders and pulls them to their feet and throws them away from his partner! Owen and Davey slip and fall away from the stand.
Smash helps Ax out of the mess... and they charge at their opponents!! Soon, they are back at the food courts again!!! LEFTS... RIGHTS.. CHOPS.... KICKS!!! They exchange shots, knocking EVERYTHING over and out of the way!!!
Owen's head is slammed into the POPCORN MACHINE!! Smash is sent flipping over one of the barricades for the snack line!!! All four continue to rumble toward the ESCALATORS!!
JR: If one of them were to take a fall there....
Roxanne: JR... I've NEVER seen ANYTHING like this! And we see a LOT in the WWF!!!
They reach the top of the escalators. They struggle over the 'down' esclator. Owen grabs Ax's arm.... and WHIPS HIM AROUND, swinging him around... then releasing.... HE FLIES DOWN THE ESCALATOR... A LOUD CRASH IS HEARD!!
JR: OH... MY GOD!!!!!!!!
The Bulldog and Owen double team Smash.... then they each take an arm... and THROW HIM DOWN THE ESCALATOR ON TOP OF AX!!! They charge down the moving case, to the cheers of the fans!!!
Roxanne: The MAINTENANCE area!! They're electricity... ladders.... someone could REALLY get hurt!!!
JR: They CAN'T go much longer... they just CAN'T!!!!
Demolition is struggling to get back up. Smash manages to get to his feet, not getting as hurt in the fall. The Bulldog bodyblocks him down to the floor and starts punching at him!!!
Ax is still on the ground, hurt. Owen pulls up a LADDER!!! He sets it up... and starts TO CLIMB UP!!! Ax is starting to move....
The Bulldog finds a stack of wooden skids... and pulls one down and slams it on the ground. Smash rushes at him... and the Bulldog ducks under him and elbows him in the ribs!! Smash doubles forward. The Bulldog gets him... POWERBOMB THROUGH THE WOODEN PALLETTE!!!! The pallette CRACKS into pieces!!!
Owen is at the TOP OF THE LADDER!! He LEAPS.... BIG SPLASH ON TOP OF AX!!! He stands up.... AND STARTS GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!
Ax trips him down to the ground and rolls on top of him... and starts LIGHTING HIM UP WITH PUNCHES!!!
Davey hoists up Smash on to his shoulders!!!! He runs with him..... AND POWERSLAMS HIM THROUGH THE STACK OF SKIDS!!!! The fans watching on the monitors..... GO BALLISTIC!!!!!!
The Bulldog covers Smash!! The referee runs over, completely out of breath!!! Ax gets up from Owen and rushes to make the save... Owen grabs his boot... and TRIPS him down to the floor. The referee counts... 1... 2.... 3....!!!!!!!
JR: IT'S ALL OVER!!!
Roxanne: AND NOBODY'S DEAD!!!
The British Anthem plays over the PA and the fans go NUTS! Owen and The Bulldog look at the camera and make a motion as if they want the belts around their waist. They then leave up the escalator, slapping hands with the fans!!!
JR: Can you BELIEVE THAT!!
Roxanne: Only because I SAW IT!! That was an AWESOME match!!!
JR: So physical!!! So violent!!! Folks, we don't have MANY matches like that in the WWF. But sometimes they're necessary. Owen and the Bulldog get... in my opinion... their BIGGEST win EVER in their CAREER!
Roxanne: I have to agree! But from what we've seen... just WHO is the #1 contender for the tag team title?
JR: I... well... I DON'T KNOW!!! The Harts are now... but Demolition beat them... and Owen and Davey beat THEM! Folks... we're out of time... !!! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED TNT!!!
Roxanne: I KNOW I DID! It ROCKED!!
JR: For Roxanne, I'm Jim Ross... GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!