WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997MEAN GENE INTERVIEWS...
Mean Gene is standing in the aisle.
Mean Gene: Welcome back to more exciting action here on WWF Superstars! Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time ... representing Taylor Tech, here is Miss Susannah Cecily Helmsley!
Susannah Helmsley comes through the curtain and heads over to Mean Gene, as the crowd gives a loud round of boos. Helmsely looks out to the crowd and just chuckles to herself.
Mean Gene: All right, Miss Helmsley. It seems as if your stable has come under fire as of late from several people, who -
Helmsley: Several JEALOUS people.
Mean Gene: Well, be that as it may, Taylor Tech has come under fire lately from several sides. But this past week on TNT, YOU felt the effects of one Anti-Taylor Tech supporter in Starr Blaze! What about it?
Helmsley: Well, Gene, it just goes to show what I've been saying all along. All these do gooders here in the WWF, who try to kiss up to the fans ... nobody buys their act. Sting wants to get back on the other side? Who cares? The Blizzard begs for the fans to forgive all the things he's done? Please! And one of the BIGGEST kiss ups I've seen in awhile ... Starr Blaze! Let's look at what happened on TNT, shall we?
Mean Gene: All right.
Helmsley: There I was at ringside with the Machine, minding my own business, when -
Mean Gene: Minding your own business?!? You've got to be kidding me! That shot upside the head of Diesel with your laptop doesn't back up your claim, Helmsley!
Helmsley: Gene, you saw the tape. Diesel CLEARLY was reaching for me while I was outside the ring, trying to do some type of damage. I acted in self defense ONLY! But anyway, there I am at ringside, when all of a sudden here comes Starr Blaze, in disguise, to attack me from behind. This Power Ranger -
Mean Gene: SPACE Ranger!
Helmsley: My mistake. This Space Ranger, who is supposed to stand for justice and all that, comes up from behind ... in a disguise ... back jumps me ... and she had no business to be there in the first place! And if that weren't bad enough, when I took her down and showed her who the better woman was, she resorted to pulling out a WEAPON! What kind of values are those, Gene? Where was she raised? Ohio?
The crowd boos loudly while Susannah laughs.
Mean Gene: I don't believe that is the case, Miss Helmsley!
Helmsley: So anyway, Starr Blaze, if you think you can do anything without sneaking up from behind ... without wearing some disguise ... without pulling out weapons to help you, I invite you to step in the ring with me and show the entire world just what a Power Ranger stands for. Gene, I heard her say on TNT that a Power Ranger always comes back?
Mean Gene: No, a SPACE Ranger always comes back, she said! Pay attention here, Helmsley!
Helmsley: Power Ranger ... Space Ranger. It's still equally as sad. Anyway, Gene, I plan testing that theory! Because once we're done with Starr, coming back will be the LAST thing she wants to do!
Mean Gene: What do you mean, when "WE'RE" done?!?
Helmsley: Did I say "we"? Oops! I meant when I'm done. Starr Blaze, if you're too not busy trying to save the Galaxy, come on and accept my challenge. And when you do, I will personally see to it that you don't bother the People's Stable ... OR the WWF again! Bye, Gene.
Mean Gene: Thank you very much, Susannah Helmsley! And I'm sure we'll hear from Starr Blaze on this challenge!
Susannah Helmsley makes her way back up the aisle, laughing up at the fans who boo her.
Mean Gene: Let's head over to my broadcast colleague... DOK HENDRIKS!