WILD CHYLDE DIBIASE -TAPED
Wild Chylde is sitting on a bench in a locker room. Behind her is a large group of female teenagers smiling and vying for the camera's attention. Wild Chylde is dressed in her polo outfit. She holds her riding crop in her hands.
Wild Chylde: FATHER... and I use that term loosely, you've always had a way of twisting the truth. I was the girl in the bubble! Yes, I had my own tailor. But in 21 years I never once got to choose what I would wear.
The girls behind her boo, and Wild Chylde smiles.
Wild Chylde: And I had my own chef. However, you neglected to mention that YOU chose my meals!
The girls boo again.
Wild Chylde: Oh, and I mustn't forget my education. Cold, stiling schools. All GIRLS schools!
The girls behind her boo vehemently.
Wild Chylde: Do you see this high-school locker room behind me? This is what I never had. A normal, average life! You may have had the same problem as Piper. No time for family. But I can guarantee one thing. When Roddy Piper spends time with his son, he's not planning his menu for the next month. He's not planning his wardrobe.
Wild Chylde stands up angrily and the girls yell encouragement.
Wild Chylde: I never once disobeyed you from the day I was born until I graduated college! I've taken six years of my life and lived it on my own. That's not rebeling TED! THAT'S GROWING UP! The only reason you don't like Corey is because you didn't pick him!
Wild Chylde: Father's Day. June 15th. I don't know what I'll do yet. You do deserve something I suppose.
She sits down and sighs, looking at the floor for a moment. When she looks back up, her eyes are sad.
Wild Chylde: I've always been a good girl.
JR: Man... that's quite a situation to be put in. I do NOT envy Wild Chylde DiBiase!
Heart Attack: I'm glad Gramma Weebo doesn't get involved with me and Derrick!
Sarah: (points to her Bob the Angry Clown t-shirt then at a group of fans.) HEY! Look at this!
The camera pans around the crowd, tons of people are seen holding signs that say things as "Bring Back Bob!", "Lawler Fears Bob!" and "that's the bottem line because the CLOWN said so!" Also lots of fans are seen wearing the "Bring Back Bob The Angry Clown" tee-shirts.
"The One" by White Zombie begins to play and out walks "The Self Made Man" S.B. Peterson and Yokozuna to a nice ovation. Peterson has his long blonde hair down around him, wearing his "Bring Back Bob The Angry Clown" tee-shirt with his black leather jacket over it, knee length jean shorts, black work boots. He has a Steel Baseball bat in his hand. Yokozuna is in a stylish black buisness suit with a tie and black dress shoes. He too, carries a baseball bat.
They make their way into the ring where S.B. Peterson gets on one knee and raise his baseball bat above his head with Yokozuna standing behind him. Suddenly fireworks erupt from all four ringposts. Yokozuna and Peterson then throw out Yokozuna action figures to the crowd. The fans rush to get them. They then leave the ring and both sit by the timekeepers.
SEGMENT
Two figures stand in the shadows. There is a thick for beneath their feet. A light appears from behind them. The light has a slight blue tinge and it grows stronger until the figures can be clearly seen. Both are wearing long light blue robes. Each robe has a large hood that conceals the faces. The only thing that is clear is that one of the people is a woman and the other is a man.
Woman (with a surprisingly gravely voice): We are back...
Man: It has been a while, but the wait is over.
Woman: Our unfinished buisness will be taken care of.
Man: We look forward to meeting up with our old friends...
Woman: And evening up with our old enemies!
Man: We will make our appearance at The King of the Ring.
Woman: But we need an opponent, so who should it be?
Man: A good question there are so many to choose from.
Woman: How about some one like us? Someone who has recently gone through a change in... in....
Man: Personality?
Woman: Yes, personality. We challenge Mr. Scott Hall and Susannah Cecily Helmsley.
Man: So, Mr. Chico-Man and Susie the challenge is there.
Woman: We want you at The King of the Ring!
The lights suddenly go out.