WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997TAYLOR TECH
Terry Taylor, the Giant, the Corporate Machine, and Mr. Flawless come down the aisle. 'I Owe my Soul to the Company Store' plays. The Giant opens the ropes and the team walks in. Terry grabs the mic and speaks...
TERRY:First id lie introduce a new member into taylor tech...No hes not a manager, No hes not a wrestler ,No hes not a spokesman, Hes more of an inspiration to our nations youth, Hes given the chance for susan and myself to see what parenthood would be like, and it almost brings me to tears, Id like huge ovation for mr COLT (todd comes out carying colts hand)colts in a little suit
TERRY:Colt what do you think about being a member of taylor tech
COLT: I think this is really neat. I get to wear a suit like you guys. And being with you, maybe I can get to see my Daddy more?
TERRY:colt stand next to mr giant and hell protect you.(the giant puts colt on his shoulders)Now unto more matters..Blades it ends now, you wanna kep it goin..no problem...and piper..(taylor pulls out his check book) heres the rest of that fine..and theres alot more where that came from, now star blaze, dont think youre important enough for me to devote my time to you..ive got someone on you and thats all that matters.And about me and mrs sabrinas relationship i have one word RESPECT...i respect her and she respects me and thats the end of that..and as for the future of taylor tech..we have a good group of guys here and now let me introduce the number one contender, my partner in the unifed tag team chapionship, the wrestler of the month what else can you ask for..the giant
GIANT: harts you have my respect, you havent whined you havent maoned you havent graoned, we beat you and you faced up to it, for that i can respect you, now mr stardom you seem to want to attack anouncers so if you dont mind ill be sitting right here to protect these fine people
MACHINE: My body, my soul, is a machine. I have the most lethal kick in this sport and I want Michaels in the ring. We shall see who really hears the music.
FLAWLESS: The world is corrupt, this league is corrupt, everything is corrupt, but I am flawless. And I shall show you all how flawless I am. Tonight I have a message for Stardom. And when he hears it, he will never be the same. He will be a little close to flawless.
TODD:and i know how much you fans like me (listens for aproaval) now first id like to say heart attack stop calling me babe..i dont want none of that, and second id like to say to you fans the peoples stable is groing stronger and stronger..and now id like to give something back, so after the card ill be signing pictures of me!!!!!! boys lets go
ROWDY RODDY PIPER
Hot Rod is in his office. His back is turned to the camera and he's watching Taylor Tech leave the ring, with his son on the Giant's shoulders. Piper kicks at the TV, turning it off. He then turns to the camera with a slightly derranged look on his face.
Roddy: Okay Taylor. You want to keep playing hardball? It's time for Ol'Hot Rod to start throwing CURVEBALLS.
Piper pulls up a thick book from under the desk. The desk tilts down slightly, as the book was obviously supporting it. Roddy blows dust off of the book and holds it up as he opens it. On it... the words: WWF RULEBOOK: CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Roddy: Let's see..... (his voice trails off... then he gets LOUD) HERE!!!
Piper grabs a page... and TEARS IT OUT!!! He crumbles it up.... stuffs it in his mouth, takes a few bites... and starts chewing on it!!!!!
Roddy picks up a pen.... scribbles on a piece of paper and shoves it into the book. He then puts the book back under the desk's leg and looks at the camera, still chewing on the page.
Roddy: THERE! THAT should do it! I told everybody that I'd start makin' up the rules as I go if need be. And THAT'S what I'm going to do. Of course, you may not LIKE it! You may want the OLD rule back. (points to his mouth.)
Roddy: Well.....
Roddy swallows the page down, then belches.
Roddy: Mr. Taylor... in the morning... you're welcome to check out the toilet and research just WHAT the OLD rule was! It's a dirty job... but SOMEBODY'S gotta do it!
Piper silently laughs to himself... then puts his hands behind his head and kicks his feet up on the desk.
OWEN HART AND THE BRITISH BULLDOG
("The Rocket"Owen Hart,and "The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith are in their locker room)
"The Rocket"Owen Hart:"Mr.Flawless,and The Techno Kid,we told you we would whoop your asse's,and we whooped your asse's alright!Mr.Flawless,and Techno Kid if you want a piece of us ever again just give us a call and we'll kick your asse's,a second time!President Piper we have a proposition to make for you!We would like to you to make a match at this coming Monday Night Raw,between us and Demolition!Here's the stipulations:If we win we fight Money Inc at The King of the Ring,for The WWF Unified Tag Team Belts,and if Demolition win they fight Money Inc whenever they want for The WWF Unified Tag Team Belts!What do you say Demolition,are you up to it!Money Inc we're coming for you,and for The WWF Unified Tag Team Belts,and once we're done with Demolition we're coming for you at The King of the Ring!Whoooo!"
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"President Piper,if you could sign that match it would be great for us!Demolition we're going to beat you good,and then we're coming for you Money Inc!The Giant,and Terry Taylor,at The King of the Ring we're coming for you,and for The WWF Unified Tag Team Belts!Money Inc,if we beat Demolition,after The King of the Ring,we're going to have beaten you,and we're going to be The New WWF Unified Tag Team Champions!"(The British Bulldog flexes his muscles)
(The screen fades to black)