RESULTS: Monday Night Raw June 9, 1997

JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS...

(Jim Ross is in the ring,as the millions of fans look on)

Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen please welcome Mr.Scott Hall's father,Gabrieno Hall!"(The fans cheer)

("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA,and the fans cheer loudly.Gabrieno Hall comes out,and he is wearing a WWF t-shirt,and jeans,and sneakers,and his hair is cut short.Gabrieno slaps hands with the fans as he comes to ringside,and then he enters the ring,and shakes Jim Ross's hand)

Jim Ross:"Welcome Mr.Hall!"

Gabrieno Hall:"Hello Mr.JR,chico!"

Jim Ross:"Mr.Hall I know as a fact you haven't seen your son Scott in the longest time,but you have seen him on tv,is that correct?"

Gabrieno Hall:"That is correct,mang!"

Jim Ross:"Your also here today to talk about him,so go ahead?"

Gabrieno Hall:"Well I don't know where to start,but I will chico!Scott son,I don't what has gotten into you chico,your wearing all this,this,I don't know how to say it geeky clothing!(The fans cheer)Scott,I don't know what has gotten into you,hanging around with all of these losers,and other geeks,but I don't like it,chico,and that's why I'm here today,mang!Scott,father's day is coming up,and at The King of the Ring,I,and the rest of your family are going to be in the crowd,and it would be the best father's day for me,chico,if you dumped these losers,and went back to your roots!(The fans cheer)So Scott Hall,or Mr.Scott Hall,I don't really care what I call you,or you call yourself,but I'm giving you to The King of the Ring to think about it son,chico,but it's father day and you haven't done anything nice for me at all in my lifetime on father's day,chico,but how about doing something nice for me this father's day son,mang!If you don't,I might just have to kick your ass,son,chico!"(The fans go nuts)

("Calling All Cubans",plays over the PA,and the fans go berserk.Gabrieno Hall shakes Jim Ross's hand,and then leaves slapping hands with the fans)

Jim Ross:"Gabrieno Hall,ladies,and gentlemen!"(The fans continue to cheer)

(Jim Ross goes back to the announcer's table)

MR. SCOTT HALL

(Mr.Scott Hall is in his locker room.Scott is wearing a business suit,good shoes,sunglasses,his hair in a ponytail,a toothpick in his mouth,and one behind his ear.Hall also has a briefcase with him)

Mr.Scott Hall:"Badd Boy"Derrick Stardom,you cheated to win on WWF Superstars chico,and everyone in the World Wrestling Federation,and all the fans worldwide know it,chico!Derrick Stardom,I will get my revenge,and I will kick your ass,whenever I feel like it,chico!Jobo I'm now only a couple of days away from kicking your ass chico,at The King of the Ring,and then I will go through everyone else in The King of the Ring Tournament,and I will become The 1997 King of the Ring,and will be The New WWF Television Champion,mang!Jobo,your going down,bigtime!I'M GONNA CARVE YOU UP!"(As Scott says that he does The Carve You Up Sign with his toothpick)(Mr.Hall throws his toothpick at the camera)

(The screen fades to black)

BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM

Stardom is walking the streets of his hometown, Hollywood, California. He's dressed in his tuxedo jacket and black tights. He draws a lot of attention from others on the street, but he ignores them. The camera moves backwards as he continues to walk towrds it up the street.

Stardom passes by a window that has six or seven televisions, all broadcasting Monday Night Raw. Scott Hall is shown, swinging his toothpick around and talking.

Stardom: (turns to the camera) HEY LUUUUCYYYY!!! Heheheh. What Hall has AGAIN, is a failure to remember! Or is it ME who seems to forget what happened? Oh yes... I DID cheat to win! Just before the match, backstage, I told Susannah Cecily Helmsley to spray me in the eyes with mace and try to whack me with her computer... JUST so I could beat Scott Hall. EVEN THOUGH.... YOU were the one all busted up and bloody, courtesy of a comet that I slammed into your HEAD!

Stardom continues to walk.

Stardom: So now you're going to kick my ass whenever you FEEL like it! I suppose when we WRESTLED... you just felt like LOSING! You felt like spilling some blood all over the canvas and gettin' your CARCASS-KICKED from pillar to POST! How do you DO it, Scott? How is it that you get to do EXACTLY what you FEEL like doing!? I should be living in FEAR that you're going to kick my ass whenever you WANT!

Stardom pauses for a moment.

Stardom: Well GREASEBALL, there's only ONE man that does what he SAYS. I told the WORLD that I would slam the Giant and drop a Starfall on him... AND I DID! And I'm telling you now... I'll knock the GREASE out of your hair, and the ACCENT out of your MOUTH! And I'll do it... when I FEEL LIKE IT.... CHICA!

Stardom continues walking, turning the corner. A group of people start talking in hushed voices, pointing to him.

Stardom: Y'know... I think the fans actually LIKE the idea of Gold-Dust and Roxanne. But if there's ONE THING that turns their collective stomach... IT'S MR. FLAWLESS... licking his lips and biting my EAR! BBDS will have you know right now that the EAR has been FUMIGATED... and after a quick trip to the DOCTOR'S I've made SURE to get all my SHOTS! I don't know what you're carryin'... or what you're spreading... but it isn't comin' to MY part of the world!

Stardom: So you think you're a DIAMOND! I've heard it said that diamonds are FOREVER... and so is some OTHER joker. And if you pop in the tape, I beat him, and beat him GOOD during my I/C title tenure! And Flawless... this guy HAD a won/loss record! So if you want to go around tasting EARS.... keep it up! But the next time you pull a stunt like that, you'll be tasting a right... a left... THEN A STARFALL. And that combines into the BITTER TASTE OF DEFEAT!!!

Stardom: And while I'm thinking about it! Don't forget the King of the Ring this weekend. I'm sure it will be WILD! CLICK...BANG!

Stardom 'shoots' at the camera and it clicks off.