RESULTS: Monday Night Raw June 9, 1997

BARBERSHOP

There has been a BarberShop set up in the middle of the ring where Brutus Beefcake is standing wearing a red and white pinstriped matching coat and tights. He has his hedgeclippers in one of his hands. He has a microphone in his other hand.

Brutus: Welcome back to MY personal favorite show on the WWF. Well anyway, tonight I have someone that has been quiet as of late....I have someone that hasn't really said much output in the past months. But after I've been talkin' to him.....He's gonna start sayin A WHOLE LOT more....It is my pleasure to introduce to you.......BOBBY..THE BRAIN...HEENAN!!

The Hart foundations music begins to play over the PA as Bobby steps out from the curtains. He looks out and waves at all of the fans, he walks up to the ring.

Brutus: Bobby, It's nice to have you on the show.

Bobby: Well, thank you Brutus.

Brutus: OK, Bobby, Now there's been a whole lot goin on since the world has last seen you on television with the MegaPowers. So why have you been so quiet?

Bobby: Well I have been tending to personal affairs. BUT, as I watched the TV every time that the WWF would come on, I noticed something. And that something is SCUM. Let's take a brief look at the WWF. Brian Pillman, he's an 80's reject we can all tell, then we got VVS. She's about IGNORANT because she brought that Idiot Raven down here from that little baby federation, ECW. We've got Dallas Pag..I mean Mr. Clean, no, I mean Mr. Flawless running around biting on peoples ears. Then we have the Super, I mean Imperial, I mean the CORPORATE machine, running around attacking managers and such. Then we have Terry Taylor. Terry, I am going to ask you a personal question, is that OK? Well I don't really care if it is or not, But are you just STUPID? You've got the Giant running around attacking women because he's afraid to fight anyone that will give him a run for his money. Right now alot of people would be thinkin', Oh no i'd better shut up the giant will come down and choke slam me!, well giant or the rest of taylor tech, You lay a hand on me, And you just signed yourselves a one way ticket to the emergency room, Via the MegaPowers.

Brutus: Bob...

Bobby: Hang on just a second brutus, But anyway, taylor, You are messing with PIPER'S, The PRESIDENT OF THE WWF! You are messing with not just a man, but when he get's on a tear, A PSYCHO! You're messing with his son. Now, If I were piper, I'd done kicked your little carcass out of the WWF. BUT, piper was willing to give you a second chance. AND you ruined it!

Brutus: OK, On the subject of Taylor Tech, what is your outlook on them as a whole?

Bobby: I've got one word for them.......STUPID! OK, Taylor tech HAD potential to be an alright stable. I mean they had some technical guidance under terry taylor, and they have talent with the Giant. But they have NO brains! What's the Giant's IQ? 15? 16? He's just plain out IGNORANT! Then they have 1-2-3, I mean the TECHNO kid....What is the point in that? He USED to suck! He STILL sucks! He's ALWAYS gonna suck! Hell, If this little girl and her brother out here in the front row, or Mr. Salvation army, brian pillman, wanted to join, the giant would say: "WHY NOT! THE MORE THE MERRIER!" Before you know it, taylor tech is a small community.

Brutus: On the issue of Stables, bobby, what is your outlook on the horsemen?

Bobby: You know I am a fan of the hotline. I call it EVERY DAY! And I couldn't agree with Jesse "the body" when he said that the Horsemen are nothing but a bunch of snot nosed Bullies that think that they run the WWF. I'll tell you one thing arn, There was a time when I had respect for you, there was a time when being a horsemen meant, PRIDE! ARROGANCE! STYLE! But now to be a horsemen, all that you have to do is go down to the PLAYGROUND and knock a 3rd grader off of a swingset.

Brutus: Is there anything that you would like to say in closing bobby?

Bobby: Did I mention Razor, I mean Mr. Razor, I mean Mr. Scott Hall. Hang on guys I'm gonna do an impression.

Bobby pulls a toothpick out of his pants pocket he sticks it in his mouth.

Bobby: (Mexican Accent) Chico, yo! mang! tonight mang! Chico! Chico! Mang I respect you chico, chico, I will beat you chico!! I'M GONNA CARVE YOU UP!! (bobby does the carve you up sign with his hand)(bobby throws his toothpick at the camera)

Brutus: Well thanks for comin' on bobby.

Bobby: It was my pleasure.

Brutus: Well thanks for watchin another BarberShop. Tune in next time, Because you NEVER know what's gonna happen!