WWF Superstars, July 19, 1997

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KING MABEL PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

(King Mabel,and Sir Mo are in their locker room.King Mabel is wearing his robe,purple suit on under,boots,his crown,his hair is in a mohawk,and he has his sceptor.Sir Mo is wearing his robe,purple suit on under,boots,his crown,his hair is cut short,he has his sceptor,)

King Mabel:"Now it's time for me to whoop that slut's ass named Lady Tyr!Lady Tyr your the biggest loser in the WWF,besides Brian"Loser"Pillman,trying to fight in your little nerd lover The Undertaker's matche's,well I'm going to get a kick out of whooping your behind,it will be just as good as beating up that punk The Undertaker!Lady Tyr,you can think all you want that your going to beat me,but bitch it ain't going to happen,because I'm going to destroy you,and walk out with the win!Lady Tyr,I'm going to squash you like a bug,and I'm going to hurt you badly,you whore!Hahahahahahahaha!"

Sir Mo:"That's right,biaatch!Lady Tyr,King Mabel is going to destroy you now here on WWF Superstars,in the main event,and he is going to hurt you badly,and make you leave crying like the wuss you are!Lady Tyr,you made the biggest mistake challenging King Mabel,and Skirt Wearin Piper made a big mistake as well in signing the match,so once King Mabel is done with you,and has kicked your little whore ass,you can go blame your loss on Rowdy Roddy Skirt Wearin Piper,and you can try and kick his ass,but I bet you can't because your a whore!Lady Tyr,King Mabel is going to beat you bigtime,and is going to make you bow down to him,and if you don't me and The King are both going to kick your ass then,slut!Long Live King Mabel!"

(They both head for ringside)

LADY TYR PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

Tyr sits by a coffin, that holds a sleeping Undertaker. Paul puts an ice pack on the Undertaker's head.

Tyr: Hang in there, 'Taker... You're doing better... Mabel is going to get his fat ass royally whipped!

Seeress comes in to check on the group.

Seeress: It's time, excellency!

Tyr: You got the cider bottle with you?

Seeress: Filled to the brim!

Tyr: Good... I'm going to need a big swig for a big fight...

THE MAIN EVENT
King Mabel
w/Sir Mo
vs.
the Lady Tyr
w/Seeress

The Match:
The Lyin King,plays over the PA,and the fans boo loudly.

Bobby: You know, Ross, that's my second favorite song.

JR: Bobby, I'm almost afraid to ask. What's your FAVORITE sone?

Bobby: The rest are TIED!

King Mabel,and Sir Mo come out,and the fans continue to boo loudly.King Mabel is wearing his robe,purple suit on under,boots,his crown,his hair is in a mohawk,and he has his sceptor.Sir Mo is wearing his robe,purple suit on under,boots,his crown,his hair is cut short,he has his sceptor.King Mabel,and Sir Mo argue and shout with the fans as they come to ringside,telling them to bow down to King Mabel.They both get in the ring,and Sir Mo bows down to King Mabel.King Mabel removes his robe,crown,and he gives them,and his sceptor to Sir Mo.Sir Mo climbs out of the ring,and gives all of them to the ring attendant,and tell's the ring attendant to take care of them,or he will whoop their ass bigtime.Sir Mo goes over to King Mabel's corner.

Tyr comes down the aisle as "Princes of the Universe" blasts on the P.A. The crowd goes wild! Seeress is right behind her with the cider flask at hand. She slaps hands, yet stays focused on the fight. She enters the ring, takes the flask, and gives it yet another record breaking chugs!

Pillman: I'LL CHEER FOR TYR! I'LL CHEER FOR TYR! I'LL CHEER FOR TYR!

Lady Tyr holds out the bottle, offering some to King Mabel.

Tyr: Hey, this stuff is fit for a king! Wanna try a bit?

Mabel: I want you... TO BOW DOWN TO THE KIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!!

The lights flicker and turn red as Mephisto comes down the aisle with Rubican at his side. He takes a seat at ringside to watch the match. Tyr gives him a dirty look.

The bell rings! Tyr and Mabel move toward each other...