RESULTS: Monday Night Raw July 21, 1997

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(Raw Theme Plays)

The fans are going wild as clips from WWF Superstars are shown up on the screen, ending with Tyr's victory over Mabel in the end! The fans stand and are BALLISTIC at that scene. The Raw logo appears on the big screen afterwards as fireworks burst up in the air and streak across the arena air.

Spotlights find Jim Ross and Brian Pillman down at the broadcast position.

JR: WELCOME EVERYBODY... TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!! We're here in the Market Square Arena in Indianapolis!!! I'm Jim Ross along with the World Champion, Brian Pillman!

Pillman: WRONG! I'm the World F'N Champion! You NEVER get that RIGHT, Ross!

JR: I've decided to NOT say that! It's just not right!

Pillman: Well, I've decided to NOT leave out my favorite expletives in my commentary tonight. How do you #%@#ing like that $#!t?

JR: Oh MY! Brian Pillman, if you keep that up, I'll have you REMOVED from the building!

Pillman: Can't be done! A man of MY importantce? That would be like removing Roger Clemens from the Red Sox!

JR: Well, I hate to tell you, but..

Pillman: SHUT UP! (breathes out quickly and fiercely) Alright! Demolition against Money Inc. Y'know, I heard Demolition out on Superstars... and I can accept what they said. But I can NOT accept what MONEY INC. did! But personally, I STILL hope both of these teams just tear each other apart.

JR: There may be that Texas Tornado match at Summerslam! Is Sabrina going to accept?

Pillman: Give her a CHANCE! She's here tonight, and you'll find out.. MAYBE!

JR: Demolition is just ONE WEEK away from their Unified Tag Team Title bout! The Hitman is just about cleared to come back.. his arm is feeling better, his nose is almost ready. And I KNOW the Anvil is ready... after what Ax and Smash did to his dressing room!

Pillman: Just a little spring cleaning is all.

JR: Heart Attack and Atlantra! H.A. had Atlantra BEAT last time... but Sex Symbol River Wyld and Jim Cornette forced a time limit draw. Tonight... NO ONE AT RINGSIDE... and NO TIME LIMIT!

Pillman: Atlantra's barbaric mating rituals had no effect on me. I was suprised to see the Anvil fall prey to her. Atlantra AND River Wyld are clearly patterning themselves after the lovely Heart Attack.

JR: 'Lovely'? There you go AGAIN!

Pillman: I've only BEGUN! Just wait! Tonight... I have a special GIFT for Badd Boy Derrick Stardom!

JR: THIS I gotta see! Also tonight... Mr.Perfect is back in action. His manager, Madusa, has slated him to take on... the Corporate Machine!

Pillman: And wasn't it a victory for women EVERYWHERE when Sabrina Savage sprayed that bastard in the eyes with her perfume!? I could care LESS about Mr.Perfect though.

JR: I'm sure the feelings mutual... except for that world title belt that YOU have. Opening up tonight... Raven is back in action against one of your former stablemates... Booker T.!

Pillman: Booker was fine when he was with Stevie. Ray carried the team, and Booker served his purpose while he was with him. But now Booker is with that preaching-fool, Slick, and to me... they seem nothing more then lost souls, desperately trying to find a way around in the WWF! Meanwhile, Stevie Ray is out wrestling for TV titles!

JR: Now you know darn well that it was SLICK that got him that title shot!

Pillman: What? Stevie is doing GREAT! He's a singles wrestling EXPERT!

JR: He LOST! He's more concerned with knocking Booker out of the federation!

Pillman: NO! I mean... YES... he wants him out... but he's doing it on his OWN terms. Stevie knows what he's doing. Unlike Booker and Slick.

JR: Well, they're standing by now. Let's go backstage and hear from Booker T. and Slick!

Pillman: Ah... WHO CARES! Bring out RAVEN!!!