PEARL RIVER POWERS PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
The Pearl River Powers are standing in their locker rooms, anxious about the match. Dok Hendriks stands by for their comments.
Dok: Just THREE nights ago, you two defeated a VERY talented and VERY under rated team in the Dudes with Attitudes. It was a hard fought victory but you two came out on top. Ahmed, what was it like to wrestle your friend, Big Daddy Cool?
Ahmed: Well Dok, me and Big Daddy Cool quickly talked about the irony of the two of us facing each other. When I plunged 'em, I thought my back was about to SNAP! He's a pretty big guy to plunge! We talked backstage about the match. We congratulated each other and then hit the wet bar of his locker room afterwards so everything's cool there. Once again, congratulations on that match Diesel and Shawn.
Dok: Rocky, I noticed you were really trying to make the Flying Body Press work. You hit them with it about four or five times, each time losing JUST A BIT of confidence that it'd work.
Miavia: Well, you're right Dok. I was begininning to worry about it but then I had to remember, Ahmed couldn't pin Diesel after that Pearl River Plunge so I knew not to get to frustrated with it. I pinned Savio Vega that way on RAW of last week and I still believe it's an effective move.
Dok: Now, you're facing a former tag championship team in the Legion of DEATH as they know call themselves although they've had trouble getting restarted after coming back from the hospital. Are there any worries that the ring rust may be gone and they'll return to true form?
Ahmed: We know that if we are on our game, than it doesn't matter if the LOD has ring rust or not, we will win if we stay on our game plan. You know, I want to say this to the LOD and I want them to know I MEAN IT! Hawk, Animal, you two are one of the best tag teams in World Wrestling Federation HISTORY! You were fan favorites...LOVED BY ALL! I still believe that's in you deep, DEEP DOWN! Roxanne ain't gonna give up on the two of you and neither are we. If we stick to our game plan, we will not only defeat you but bring you ONE STEP CLOSER to the Legion of Doom!
Dok: May I ask what that is?!
Ahmed: Huh...YOU'LL FIND OUT. Let's go Rock.
The two men walk out the door.
Dok: Back to you JR!
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The Match:
In the ring, Vulture and Beast have already arrived. They have removed their spikes and gear and await the PRP. Dr. Death and Shadow lurk in their corner.Ahmed and Rocky come out to "Pearl River Powerhouse" in their red wrestling gear. Ahmed is wearing a white cotton bath towel over his head and shoulders with a hole in the middle and is carrying his 2-x-4. Rocky is wearing a gold cross around his neck and a Pearl River Powers T-Shirt with the sleeves cut off. When they get to the ring, he rips it off and hand it to a 16 year old girl in the front row and kiss her on the cheek. Ahmed tosses the towel out into the crowd and lays the 2-x-4 next to their steps.
Pillman: What'd Ahmed do? Fall through a curtain?
Just then, Roxanne comes out, still in her street clothes. She walks carefully, but seems much better. She gets to the end of the aisle, making sure Beast and Vulture see her. They sneer at her, but she stares back, without blinking, her arms folded.
Ahmed starts a chant as Vulture starts... HAWK! HAWK! HAWK! HAWK! Roxanne throws her arm up in the air and pumps them on with Ahmed.
Vulture gets TICKED! He charges in at Rocky, who kicks him in the ribs hard, then sweeps him down off his feet! Rocky hamstring pulls the leg and holds it as he tags Ahmed.
Ahmed gets to the top... and LEGDROPS Vulture. Rocky leaves. Ahmed pulls Vulture up and starts forearming and punching him in the back as Rocky drives on a LEGION OF DOOM chant! Beast pounds the turnbuckle in the corner, as Dr. Death and Shadow yell at the fans to SHUT UP!!!
Pillman: I can't BELIEVE how the fans still LOVE the LOD!
Heart Attack: They're doing it to ANTAGONIZE them! Are you DENSE?
Pillman: Hey! No fair getting digs in at ME!
Sting and Rick Rude head down to the ring, carrying their own supersoakers. Ahmed continues to pound away on Vulture, dropping him down with an elbow to the lower back. Sting and Rude watch. Rocky and Roxanne get the fans into it!
Ahmed wraps on a camel clutch that Vulture seems helpless to break. Ahmed rises up... and DROPS down on the back, then reaches down and pulls Vulture into a VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!
Pillman: WAIT! LOOK OUT!!!
Sting and Rude, watching the match... start pumping their super soakers! They hit the trigger, but only get lame little streams of water. Rude throws his super soaker down in disgust. Sting whispers something to him... and Rick turns and leaves.
JR: Something is in the works! Folks... stay with us! We'll be right back!