Fox Presents:
Live from the Auditorium Arena in Denver,
Colorado
July 29, 1997
The arena is once again filled to the rafters for more WWF action in the Auditorium arena. The letters... T.... N... T.... appear on the big screen as the FOX logo spins in the ring morphing into the WWF logo. Good Ol' Jim Ross is at the table with Brian Pillman and Heart Attack.
JR: WELCOME EVERYBODY... to Tuesday Night Titans! We're back for another night of action here in Denver. I'm Jim Ross along with Heart Attack... and Brian Pillman!
Heart Attack: Hi, J.R.!
Pillman: Why do we ALWAYS have to say 'hello?' Let's get started! Vader and Cornette ran from Raven's challenge... but the WWF made the match anyway. GOOD! It's about time they've done something right!
JR: That's right! Raven... and Vader, here tonight!
Heart Attack: Two men seperated only by a 'D' and an 'N'. A stretcher match! Someone's going to get hurt!
Pillman: That's the whole IDEA! And that someone... is going to be VADER, I'll bet!
JR: Also... the LOD had challenged the Smoking Gunns. The Gunns accepted... and here we are! The Gunns pulled out an upset last time!
Heart Attack: What will happen to the LOD without that skull to tell them what to do? First Shadow... then the skull!
JR: It took them a while to get Shadow back... but on their way to doing so, they left a path of destruction! The Blackjacks... the Enforcers.... EVERYBODY! I imagine this time, it will be no different!
Pillman: Who cares about their little skull. They were better before all this. Tell them J.R.... you want the OLD L.O.D. back! What about that, Jim Ross?
JR: I bet I could say that, and THEY wouldn't come out and complain. That's for sure. But come on... let's not get on that subject. We have Booker T. here... against the Kyoto Ninja! Booker's done well in matches... but can't get the wins because of Stevie Ray!
Heart Attack: Poor Booker T. And I know you don't agree, Pillman.
Pillman: It's the same old story. He was better BEFORE he went soft. What's he done since WrestleMania? NOTHING! Booker T. is a joke. I hope Stevie comes out and ends his career tonight!
JR: Stevie is skilled, but I don't think he'll be ending ANY careers here tonight.
Heart Attack: But how can he maintain a career like this!?
Pillman: He can't... and WON'T! Hey... look at this! Look what's up first!
Heart Attack turns slowly and looks at Jim Ross with big eyes. Pillman looks too.
JR: I'm almost afraid to COMMENT on this one!
Heart Attack: That's ridiculous. Just 'cause he doesn't like what you say! JR, he's asking you to be biased when you talk about him!!
Pillman: He's known all across Venice Beach as a whiner and complainer.
Heart Attack: Let's not go that far, but it's TRUE, JR!
JR: He made a comparision to when Macho Man got angry with me. I never lost any respect for Macho Man. I put my personal differences aside when I talk with the wrestlers... or about them. It is my job to report things as I see them.. and to make educated guesses on possible outcomes. People shouldn't be out here trying to win my respect. If I see something I like, I'll report on it. If I see something I DON'T like... I'll report on it. I call it the way I see it... right or wrong. I was glad I was wrong about the Macho/Flair match. Given the same story on paper right now, I'd STILL pick Flair. I hope I'm wrong about the Bladerunners, too. But if their intent is to simply prove ME wrong... then like I said... their PRIORITIES are screwed up!
Pillman: ROSS.... SHUT UP!!! This is not TUBBY Night Titans.... so ZIP YOUR LIP!!! We've got matches to get too! Where's your box of chocolate covered cherries?!
Heart Attack: (angrily) Pillman!
JR: Never you mind! Let's get TNT underway! The Bladerunners are standing by.
