Heart Attack: Poor Booker was robbed again!
Pillman: Hey... remember what J.R. said. EVERYBODY gets robbed! It's all a part of the business.
JR: At Summerslam... these two will finally meet. Who would have thought. Just one year ago, Eddie Gilbert walked into Summerslam with Harlem Heat following him. Now... one year later, they'll be WRESTLING each other!
Slick and Booker walk by on their way out. Booker's head is hung low and he looks dejected. Slick attempts to talk with him.
Pillman: (yelling) LEAVE!! Quit the fed!! Nobody likes you anyway... SUCKA! HAHA!!!
Heart Attack: C'mon Pillman!
JR: I can't imagine Booker T. going ANYWHERE! This is building up in this man... and it will EXPLODE in Stevie's face at Summerslam, I've got to believe! Now if you two will excuse me, I've got an interview to do.
Jim Ross stands up and gets up into the ring.
Pillman: Just make sure you don't walk out on us again!
JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS THE BRITISH BULLDOG
(Jim Ross is in the ring,as the millions of fans look on)
Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,please welcome "The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith!"(The fans go nuts)
(The British Anthem,plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts."The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith come's out wearing his pants,boots,and his hair is spiked,and is wet.Davey Boy Smith slaps hands with the fans as he comes to ringside.The British Bulldog climb's into the ring,and shake's Jim Ross's hand)
Jim Ross:"Welcome Davey!"
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"Hey there JR!"
Jim Ross:"Davey as we all heard by now you and Owen are now not just going to be a tag team,but you are also both going to fight in single's competition!"
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"That's correct,Jim!"
Jim Ross:"My first question for you is,why did you both decide to start wrestling in single's competition as well,as being a tag team,now?"
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"Well JR,that's an excellent question,and I have a very good answer!Me and Owen have gotten sick and tired of going for the same belts day in and day out,and those belt's are of course The WWF Unified Tag Team Belt's,so we decided we want to go for some other belt's,and we decided to put ourselve's into the single's competition!We also thought that the single's competition would be a bit more of challenge for us,then the tag team division,I mean the tag team division is very hard as it is,but the single's division is even harder,because there are alot more wrestler's,and they are all very good wrestler's,as well!"
Jim Ross:"Very interesting!What are your main goal's in the single's competition of The World Wrestling Federation?"
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"Another very good question JR,and I have another very good answer!My main goal's in the WWF,are to get alot of matche's,and kick everyone's ass who I fight,and work my way up the ranking's,and then hopefully sometime later on in the year,get a title shot at either The WWF Television Belt,The WWF Intercontinental Belt,or The WWF World Belt,and hopefully win one of those belt's,but the belt I would most like to win of course is The WWF World Title!"
Jim Ross:"I see!Do you have a challenge to make to someone today,for your first ever single's match in the WWF?" "
The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"Yes I do JR!However like Owen my wrestler who I'm going to challenge is a part time wrestler!I however have no respect for this man,he is also from Europe like me,but he is from Russia!I'm challenging Boris Kolov to my first ever single's match in the WWF!President Piper if you wouldn't mind signing this match for me for either next week at Monday Night Raw,or Tuesday Night Titans,or even WWF Superstars of next week-end,but not this week-end of course because me and Owen have a match against The Dudes with Attitudes!Boris Kolov your going to be my first victim in the single's competition,and I'm going to kick your ass bigtime in my first ever single's match in the WWF,punk!"
Jim Ross:"Ahhh,very good!Do you have any final comments?"
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"Yes I do JR,I have a few final comments!WWF be prepared because me and Owen are now in the single's competition and we're gunning for some gold!Boris Kolov,you think your so cool,and your a good wrestler,well I'm going to prove you wrong when we fight,and I'm going to beat you bigtime,in my first ever single's match in the World Wrestling Federation!Boris Kolov,your going to be my first victim on my way to WWF Gold!"(The British Bulldog flexe's his muscles)(The fans go nuts)
(The British Anthem,plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts."The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith climbs up onto the top turnbuckle,and he make's it like he want's one of the belt's around his waist,fireworks go off in the arena,and the fans continue to go nuts."The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith leaves,slapping hands with the fans)
Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith!"(The fans go nuts)
(Jim Ross climbs out of the ring,and goes back to commentating table)
Heart Attack: So what do you guys think? Owen and Bulldog in the singles division?
Pillman: First off... there's a conflict of interests. Both Owen and the Bulldog want the World F'N Title. And... HAHA... I'm INTERESTED in keeping it! The Bulldog is screwed in the head. He's wrestled singles matches before.
JR: Not in a LONG time! Back in 1993 the Bulldog wrestled singles... and he did alright. He ran afoul of Shawn Michaels and his loaded boot back then.
Pillman: Ah yes... the OLD Shawn Michaels. Do a newsletter about him! Back in 93 when he did it his own way. Or even for his brief tenure with the Empire, when we obviously made him look good.
JR: Brian! Well... I think Owen and the Bulldog will add some new life to the Men's division. Most wrestlers are going to the TAG division. It's nice to see the reverse. I wonder what it would be like if they had to FACE each other!
Pillman: I may be able to instigate something.
JR: You and your good friends at Panasonic I suppose! Well... two words, contracted together Brian... DON'T. Folks.. up next it's the re-match between the Smoking Gunns and the Legion of Death! Let's hear from both sides....
