BRITISH BULLDOG PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
("The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith is in his locker room,whereing his pants,boots,his hair is spiked,and is wet)
"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"Boris Kolov,I only have three words for you!YOUR GOING DOWN!"(The British Bulldog flexe's his muscles)
("The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith heads down to ringside)
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The Match:
The muscular Russian, Boris Kolov is up in the ring, waving the flag of the Soviet Union, despite it no longer being a world power. The fans seem to not pay him any attention what-so-ever.King: Boris Kolov ... isn't he the little fat guy that chased Rocky and Bullwinkle?! Where's Natasha?!
Pillman: I thought he was a comedian. The guy that said his CAR knew where to get gas?
The British Anthem,plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts."The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith come's out whereing his pants,boots,his hair is wet,and is spiked.Davey Boy Smith slap's hands with the fans as he comes down to ringside.The British Bulldog climb's into the ring,and flexe's his muscle's,and fireworks go off in the building.
King: I can't STAND Davey Boy! What a little whiner! "Give us title shots, President Piper!" What Piper SHOULD do is give him a nice kick in the pants ... right OUT of the WWF!
JR: Didn't you say the EXACT SAME THING about Owen yesterday?!
King: HEY! You don't jump all over THEM when they repeat everything! Leave ME alone, too!
The match begins. The Bulldog flexes his muslces toward the Russian, who seems unimpressed. The Bulldog then rushes at him and punche him in the face quickly... then again in the midsection.
Boris calms the Bulldog down by grabbing his arm and wrenching it around in an armwringer, then pulling the Bulldog in for a standing side headlock!
King: HEADLOCK! HAHA!!!
The Bulldog punches his way free, then starts kicking at Boris, knocking him back toward the corner. The Bulldog traps him in the corner with repeated kicks and punches... until Boris goes down to the mat... grabs a leg, and hits a TAKEDOWN!
JR: Nobody really CARES about him... but he can certainly wrestle!
Pillman: Yeah, the Bulldog can.
JR: I mean BORIS KOLOV!
The Bulldog kicks Kolov off of him and rushes in at him... CLOTHESLINE!! The Bulldog then hooks him around the head... VERTICAL SUPLEX!! The Bulldog stands up quickly, waistlocking Boris... GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX!!!
The Bulldog hits the ropes.... LEGDROP! He then rolls over on top of Boris, yanks back on his head in a CAMEL CLUTCH!!
The ref gets down into position... and already... BORIS IS SUBMITTING!! The ref rings the bell and the Bulldog releases the hold.
JR: THAT didn't take long! The Bulldog gets his first singles win in a LONG time!
The British Anthem,plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts.The British Bulldog flexe's his muscles,and fireworks go off in the building.The British Bulldog then climbs out of the ring,and goes to the back slapping hands with the fans.
JR: Well... Owen loses, but the Bulldog wins!
Pillman: I say this... stick to TAG TEAMING! At least there they can share the BURDEN of their embarassment!
JR: A tag team is standing by right now... it's Demolition! Let's hear what THEY have to say!
DEMOLITION
Fog swirls about the camera and out of the mist steps Demolition.
Ax: Raven, Zeus, I would like to be able to compliment you and say you fought well so we could put this whole thing behind us. But, I cannot tell a lie. We beat you down, and you must have liked it because we kept beating you and you did nothing about it! NOTHING! Well when you want uour revenge for the pummeling you took take it up with our manager. We do not care about you any more, you are just not worth our time.
Smash: People complain that our manager, is trying to make his own deals, and matches instead of accepting what is offered. Well it is is JOB to do so. I mean come on he is looking out for our best interests.
Ax: But speaking of people trying to weasle out from a match, Peterson. We will make this deal with you, we will wrestle Muta in a Singles match, I will wrestle him. But the second match must be a tag match with your wrestlers, versus us. Or else BOTH matches, being singles matches, which are not our forte, will be no DQ. If you cannot handle one S.B. chose the other unless your men cannot handle the Tag division!
Smash: Now for Summerslam, Austin Pillman, we have said we have nothing against you. But if Austin really wants to kick some ass, and git his kicked. Talk to our manager, and set up a tag match. We would enjoy beating on some people for that show as well, since our favorite beating toys, the Harts are busy. And speaking of that, Harts loose those Tag belts to WCW and we will NEVER let you rest. NEVER!
Ax: Pearl River Powers, we will face you soon enough. You leap frogged us in the rankings and we cannot abide that. You also have allied yourselves with the Hart Foundation, that is two strikes, and getting in the ring with us is three so Rocky, Ahmed prepare to be
Both; Demolished!
