JR: King, I think it's time. You said we have some training footage.... of.... Bobby the Brain?
King: Now WATCH this! Bobby is serious about this match! Pillman, check this out! The Blizzard is in TROUBLE!
Pillman: STILL?
BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN
A Rolls Royce is seen crusing around the hills in California. The camera moves in towards the driver, seeing that it's Bobby Heenan! Bobby talks on his cellular phone.
Bobby: No, toots! I'm busy today. Well CANCEL it! And tell him to kiss off, while you're at it! I'm training today. Why? Ummm ... ahh, I can't hear you! I'm going through a tunnel!
Bobby pulls the phone away from his ear and shouts at it, creating the effect.
Bobby: Yeah. I gotta go! I'm training today! TRAINING! No, TRAINING! With who? Well ...
The camera pulls back as Bobby rounds a corner ... and seen in the background is the famous Hollywood hills sign.
The shot picks up Bobby further in town, pulling up at an intersection.
Bobby: Yeah ... I'm gonna have to go now. No, I've gotta GO! GO! Ahh, you miserable ...
Just then, a bum approaches Bobby's car.
Bobby: Yeah, here, humanoid.
Bobby throws a few bills at the man, then looks to the corner where he sees a cardboard box made into a home.
Bobby: Alright, I'm hanging up now. And I think I just found Derrick Stardom's new mansion!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Bobby hangs up the phone and continues as the light turns green. The sceen switches to him pulling into the driveway of a large, beautiful home. Bobby pulls up to the intercom and pushes the button.
Bobby: Yeah, this is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Voice: You are expected, Mr. Heenan. Please continue through.
The gates open and Bobby drives in. The shot picks him up getting out of his car and adjusting his suit. He walks into a smaller side area of the mansion and goes inside.
A ring is seen in the middle, with weight lifting equipment all around. Several men are in the ring, and one DROPKICKS the rest to the mat!
Bobby: Ha HA! That's who I'm looking for!
Bobby approaches the ring, with a big grin on his face. The man in the ring looks out and sees him.
Man: BOBBY!
The man hops out of the ring as the camera moves in closer ... it's JEFF JARRETT!! Bobby and Jarrett shake hands animatedly, both with large smiles.
Bobby: Jeff, you know why I'm here. I've got the big match against that goof The Blizzard, and us both being here in California I knew I could turn to you!
Jarrett: Oh, Bobby, don't you worry about a thing! I'll teach you everything you need to know! You'll be ready in no time.
Bobby: Not that I NEED training, mind you. I can crush this ham-and-egger with the snap of my fingers.
Jarrett: Oh, oh yeah! I know you will! I KNOW you will! Let's get started, shall we? Stacey, get a drink for Mr. Heenan here.
A girl working out hops up and head off, as Bobby and Double J move in the other direction.
"Puttin' On the Ritz" starts to play, as the segment continues. Bobby is seen laying on a bench, pressing weights repeatedly. The camera moves up, showing that Heenan is only pressing the BAR! Jarrett claps his hands together and cheers Bobby on as he continues with his reps.
Bobby is then seen running up the stars of a stadium, as Double J waits for him at the top. Bobby stops, out of breath, and pulls out a bottle of Southern Comfort from his jacket! Jarrett shouts down to him, and Bobby continues up.
Next, Jarrett and Heenan are standing in a ring, along with a sparring partner. Jarrett starts off, taking the man off his feet with a standing dropkick! As the man rises up, Jarrett lifts him into an atomic drop on the knee and spins on the Figure Four! The man quickly taps out. Jarrett stands up and steps aside, as Bobby moves in.
Bobby looks as if he's gonna try a dropkick of his own ... then POKES the man in the eyes! The man stumbles around blindly and Bobby STOMPS on his right foot! The man hops around holding his foot, and Bobby KICKS him in the left shin! The man falls to the mat, and Bobby grabs his leg ... and as Double J shouts in instructions, he slaps on the Figure Four!!
Finally, the theme from Rocky starts to play, as Bobby is seen running the steps once again. He takes 2 at a time, and appears to be getting short of breath ... but then turns it up and takes THREE at a time! Heenan reaches the top and leaps around, arms up in the air! Jarrett cheers him on, as does Elizabeth who stands next to Double J.
Bobby reaches in and pulls out 3 bottles of Southern Comfort, handing 2 to Jarrett and Liz and keeping one for himself. The music stops.
Jarrett: Ha Ha Ha! You DID it, Bobby! The Blizzard's in some trouble now!
Bobby: You got that right! Blizzard, you sorry excuse for a wrestler, Bobby Heenan is gonna give you the beating of your LIFE!
Jarrett: You tell 'em!
Bobby: But NOW ...
Bobby takes the lid off his bottle and CHUGS ... Liz looks to her watch, as Jarrett leans over to look. Bobby finishes!
Jarrett: 4 SECONDS, Bobby! That's gotta be some kind of record!
Bobby: HA! Maybe for Amazons! Let's go, shall we?
Bobby, Jarrett, and Liz start down the steps, all smiles and laughs as the scene fades out.
King: HAHAHA! Isn't this GREAT!? Bobby has the most sound wrestler in HISTORY coaching him! And who knows more about making the Blizzard look stupid than Double J?
Pillman: HAHAHA!!! Jarrett may only be second in that field to the Blizzard himself!!
King: HAHAHAHA!!!
JR: I've heard reports from Titan Tower that the Blizzard/Heenan match... if it DOES take place, just COULD have a special GUEST REFEREE!!
Pillman: Blades will NEVER accept! Cornette would NEVER sign him in a match like that... out of FEAR!
The King looks to his monitor.
King: Wait, wait... what is THIS?!
