YURI YOSHIDA from: Tokyo, Japan 365 lbs. Ranked: Preliminary Wrestler w/-

JADE from: the Far East 131 lbs. Ranked: - w/DWA & the Sensei

The Match:
The ring announcer introduces Yuri Yoshida! The fans gasp as she steps through the curtains... all 365 pounds of her! Yuri is built like a sumo wrestler, dressed in a red sleeveless bodysuit and a black kung-fu body wrap. She is of Japanese descent and she keeps her long black hair in a bun in the traditional sumo style.

She shows no respect for the fans, or even ring announcer Howard Finkel. Yuri gets into the ring and nearly knocks Howard Finkel out of the way as she goes to her corner. She turns her back to the corner and warms up, awaiting Jade.

JR: My GOSH! She's a MONSTER!! Easily the biggest female wrestler EVER!!!

Pillman: Female!? Are you SURE?! I don't know if she IS female!

"Soft Oriental Chimes" plays and Jade steps out of the curtains at the top of the ring, wearing the silk kimono and the porcelain mask, her hait help on top of her head by chopsticks. She walks down to ringside sedately, followed by the Sensei.

When she reaches ringside she walks up the steps into the ring, and removes her mask, revealing the rising sun painted on her face, and she pulls the chopsticks out of her hair to let it cascade down. She hands the mask and chopsticks to Sensei, then removes the kimono to show that she is wearing a new outfit- an emerald green kung fu outfit, trimmed with gold and with silver frogs, and as she turns to hand the kimono to Sensei, on the back are 3 embroidered dragons, silver, gold, and red.

JR: I like the new look. Jade looks more focused and ready then EVER! Let's see how her time away has changed her.

Sensei takes position near one of the corners, and nods to Jade, who nods back and turns to start the match.

Jade and Yuri give short bows to each other... then move in. The swift Jade hits multiple kicks to the mid-section of the large sumo-like wrestler.

JR: Jade is so fast! Those kicks are finding their mark on Yuri's mid-section.

Pillman: How could you MISS that mid-section?

Jade twirls around, shooting out her leg...and LEG SWEEPING the big woman down!!! Her fans applaud!! Yuri shows good balance by returning to her feet quickly... but she is NAILED by a fist heel strike to the body.. and another... and ANOTHER!!!

Yuri is rocked back... but again, her balance returns... and she ROUNDHOUSE KICKS Jade back into the corner... then rushes in at her... KARATE PUNCH!!! Jade is nailed on the side of the head. Yuri brings up another that Jade catches between her hands, and without releasing them, she KICKS Yuri, dizzying her.

The big sumo's arms begin to swing around her body, desperate to stay on her feet. Jade hits a martial arts stance... and brings up a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Then ANOTHER! She grabs the big woman's arm and twists it back into a chicken-wing, but the sumo reverses... and thrusts a kidney shot with her free hand...

JR: Brian, what do you think of Yoshida?

Pillman: I think parents need padlocks on their children's lunch boxes when she's around!

JR: Why do I even ask. Folks, Yuri seems like a strong opponent... but she's off balance with Jade. Jade is on a game plan here... and it seems fool-proof!

Jade re-reverses the chicken wing, bending the arm up toward the head. With her free hand she reaches around and CLAWS Yuri's face! The fans cheer the combination as Yuri flails around, searching for an escape. Using her superior weight, she reaches the ropes, and the ref forces the break.

Jade quickly releases... rushes to the opposite side and uses the ropes for momentum... CROSS BODY BLOCK!!! Jade knocks the sumo down and hooks the leg... ONE... Yuri blasts free.

Jade pulls up Yuri, clearly straining to move her weight around. She throws her to the ropes... and leaps up... FRANKENSTEINER!! SHE HITS IT! THE ARENA POPS!!!!

Pillman: WOW! Even I'M impressed by THAT!

JR: And so are these thousands of fans! Jade is back... and she is on FIRE!

Jade kneels down next to Yuri and pulls her arm up, twisting it. Jade takes her knee and drills it into the back of Yuri's elbow as she wrenches away. Jade twists and puts the pressure in on the elbow....

JR: It's the NEW version of the Dragon's Claw! And she's threatening to SNAP that arm in twain!

Yuri... SUBMITS!!! Jade releases and the fans cheer! Jade stands up over Yuri, and helps her stand again, shaking her hand and bowing to her opponent before raising her hand in victory and smiling out to the fans.

Yuri does not look happy about Jade's assistance, shaking her arm to get the feeling back. Yuri does a short bow, then rolls from the ring and leaves.

Howard Finkel: Your winner... as a result of a SUBMISSION.... JADE!!!

Jade hops down to hug Sensei, who has managed to make her kimono and mask disappear. As they walk out, Jade flirts with the boys at ringside, and blows a kiss to the camera as she walks by, and slaps hands all the way up the aisle.

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