TED DIBIASE
The Million Dollar Man is shown in his offices in Atlanta, Georgia. Faarooq stands behind him, arms folded, and staring hatred into the camera.
Ted: HAHAHAHA!! Wild Chylde DiBiase, I've tried to warn you. Like the good father that I am, I pleaded with you... tried to educate you. Teach you wrong from right. And Corey Major... is WRONG! Did you see the lust in his eyes... the desire he had... for another WOMAN!?
Ted: He's POISON... to not only your life... but your CAREER! Most fourth grade girl scouts can out-wrestle Heart Attack, and also crush her in a battle of wits... but you! You were soundly defeated. Had I not already cut you out of the will, I'd consider it an EMBARASSMENT on the DiBiase name.
Ted: At Summerslam, it will be a pleasure watching you fall to the hands of a well MOTIVATED team. Your addition of Jade this past weekend only proves that you are DESPERATE! You could count on one hand the number of victories she's held, and have some fingers left over to count up how many pieces Roxanne's nose was busted into by the Legion of Death.
Ted: Wild Chylde... the prize is far from your reach now. And that's too bad for you. But me? By loosing some pocket change to the Femme Fatales, I can end YOUR career... the Women's Champion's career.... the QUEEN's career... and for Jade and Venus? They're too INEXPERIENCED to take any credit for. We may spare them and allow them to be SERVING WENCHES for one of my many vacation homes around the world.
Ted: Or perhaps with the money I give to the Femmes... THEY could hire them on to be servants! Anything is possible with the kind of resources that Ted DiBiase has. I've spared no expense in exacting my revenge... for the humiliation you and that lowlife scum, Corey Major put me through at King of the Ring.
Ted: Come to think of it... embarassing and humiliated are two words that can describe the WWF. They're own mother station, the USA Network chose to broadcast POODLES rather then wrestling. But I suppose the dogs are better for RATINGS! HAHAHA!!
Ted: That just goes to show the differences between a CLASS ACT like the WCW... and third-rate shows like the WWF. At Summerslam... on YOUR OWN Pay-Per-View... the WWF will LOSE! And the few remaining fans they DID have, will flock to WCW... the VICTORIOUS team.
Ted: And any stragglers, that are a little slow to leave behind the circus-like atmosphere of the WWF can easily be BOUGHT away. You see, the Million Dollar Man isn't interested in 'taking over' the WWF. He isn't interested in 'buying' the WWF. The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase is looking to make BANKRUPT the World Wrestling Federation. But don't take it personal. It's just... BUSINESS!!!
The camera moves back slowly to bring two new figures into view.... Terry Taylor... and the Giant! Taylor and DiBiase throw their heads back in laughter.
Ted: And Hart Foundation... Corey Major. Cute stunt last night. But remember what happened the LAST time Corey Major was in that situation.......
The Giant slowly raises his hand up to show the sign for the choke-slam!
Taylor and DiBiase laugh again as the camera fades out.
Roxanne is standing outside of a dressing room door. She has a microphone and is dressed in her black jacket and blue wrestling gear. The WWF Women's Title gleams out from under her jacket. Her face is still bruised and a few cuts are seen. The camera picks up the brace still on her leg.
Roxanne: I'm about to address a situation that just REALLY ticks me off.
Roxanne pauses, flipping her hair from her face.
Roxanne: No... I'm not talking about Gold-Dust and Susannah Cecily Helmsley. They're antics at Queen of the Ring simply HINDERS their chance at ever becoming World Champion. I look down at the rankings and don't see them very close... and when I look over to my match contracts to defend my title, I quickly forget their names. Gold-Dust, I'll be taking care of YOU at Summerslam. And if not ME... then Venus Victrix.... or Wild Chylde again. Jade... Heart Attack. It seems like an endless list. But it's not. It's just an endless array of BAD ATTITUDE comin' at ya!
Roxanne rolls her sleeves her, and continues...
Roxanne: No... that's not it. And it's not what the LOD did to Starr. That makes me ANGRY. But I don't think EITHER side is going at this correctly. I began the healing process on the LOD. At least I tried. My way might not work, but I won't feed their fire. Starr... Sting... good luck. I hope you guys can knock some sense into them. But that's not the way I'm going to work on this one.
Roxanne looks sincerely into the camera.
Roxanne: This goes out to Hawk... and Animal. Guys... you both remember me. We've trained together... fought together.. TEAMED together. I don't know who Beast and Vulture are... but I know Hawk and Animal very well. They helped pick me up when I was down. I want them to know... that I am here. I am STILL their friend. And when they want someone to talk to... they can call me up, and I'll be there. I will NOT give up on Hawk or Animal.
Roxanne: Ever.
Roxanne takes a deep breath, thinking.
Roxanne: No... not even THAT is what ticked me off more then anything. What DID... is right behind this door right now. Beating on me won't make me that angry. The Horsemen have done it... Austin and Pillman have done it... Harlem Heat ALMOST did it... and now the LOD have done it. Oh yes... there were a couple girls in the women's division that threw their weight around also.
Roxanne: So hurt me all you want. But LAY OFF MY FANS... AND MY FRIENDS!!!
Roxanne slams her fist into the door and it swings open with a loud CRASH into the wall on the other side. Sable leaps up from in front of her mirror with a frightned look.
Sable: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
She quickly catches her breath.
Roxanne: Just a test. I wanted to see how you would react when WILD CHYLDE DIBIASE bursts through and busts you up!
Sable: I am not a wrestler. She had better not.
Roxanne: She'd have every RIGHT to! Now, I'm not here to hurt you. I want to TALK TO you... and talk you OUT of this.
Sable: My mind is made up. Just because YOU can't get yourself a man doesn't mean that everyone ELSE has to be single.
Roxanne's eyes squint at her.
Roxanne: Corey Major and Wild Chylde DiBiase are ENGAGED! They're going to be married! They're HAPPY!
Sable: Corey shouldn't be looking at other WOMEN then now should he?
Roxanne: He did his BEST not to look at you. But you practically THREW yourself at him!
Sable: I like Corey.
Roxanne: I like chocolate chip cookies, but I don't DANCE in front of them!
Sable: I could care LESS what you like. I like Corey... and I will GET HIM!
Roxanne: He's going to be MARRIED!
Sable: But he's not yet. And even AFTER he is... if he even goes THROUGH with degrading himself with her... he's open season for someone like me.
Roxanne: You won't be that pretty when Wild Chylde gets through with you. She'll KILL you!
Sable: Then I suppose I'll have to get myself a BODYGUARD then won't I?
Roxanne: What you SHOULD do is march your body out of the WWF and find a new hobby before WILD CHYLDE decides that you should be 'marched out', if you get my meaning.
Sable: Your jealousy of me is PATHETIC!
Roxanne motions to her face, and her injured leg.
Roxanne: Yeah, Sable. I'm REAL jealous. I'm jealous that the injuries that I received aren't going to be as BAD OR AS PAINFUL as the ones YOU'RE going to receive!
Sable: Corey Major will soon know a REAL woman's touch. Heart Attack couldn't handle him. Sunny couldn't GET him. Sabrina only has her MONEY going for her. And Wild Chylde... that little TOM-BOY was just in the right place at the right time. She practically BEGGED him to get engaged with her.
Roxanne only shakes her head.
Roxanne: I want you to remember this when they're putting you under for reconstructive surgery.... a change of pace from your usual PLASTIC surgery.... remember that you WERE warned.
Sable: Get out of my dressing room. I'm preparing a special treat for Corey Major, and seeing YOU just takes all the inspiration out of it.
Roxanne steps out into the hall... and SLAMS the door shut as hard as she can. She glares at the door as the camera fades out.
