WWF Superstars, August 9, 1997

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LADY TYR AND THE UNDERTAKER

Tyr is at The Undertaker's side in the hospital. The Undertaker does NOT looked pleased...

Undertaker: I saw that..."match" at the Queen of the Ring.

Tyr: So I @#$%ed up!

Undertaker: That was the worst exuse for a battle I have seen in my entire existance...and you claim to be the "Lady" Tyr...

Tyr: Look, I fight MY way! I thought if I could make her Po'ed then she'd make mistakes!!!

Undertaker: Tyr...you couldn't even beat Pali Alizar with those tactics...

Tyr: It worked on Mabel!

Undertaker: Fighting woman is different than fighting men...you only taunt when you absolutely know you have a distinct advantage. That is what crushes their souls...

Tyr: Suuuuuuure, Mr. Miagi! Wax on wax off?

Undertaker: Another thing to learn is respect for your peers and superiors...

Tyr: Superior!?!? YOU!?!?! I could beat you in an instant! You still owe me a match, Undertaker. Want to take me up on that now that you don't give a rat's ass about me?

Undertaker: I never said I was your superior...it was you that made me your teacher...even back in those days when you thought you can win my heart by beating me in a match...and I do care for you as I would-

Tyr: "any Creature" Yah yah! So WHAT!?! What is THAT worth? Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside being just a local shmuck! Almost everyone the the damn building erupts when you enter! They're ALL Creatures!

Undertaker: And they are also all YOUR fans as well...

Tyr sits silently for a moment...

Undertaker: I know you are cross because you lost your match... but learning from you mistakes is a part of your existance. It shall be your power, honor, respect and dignity that shall get you to where you need to be... Perhaps where you want to be...

Tyr: Sure as hell didn't get me where I WANT to be...

Undertaker: *sighs* Do NOT start this again...

Tyr: Maybe I should go BACK to being a barbarian!

Undertaker: "Back"? You ARE a barbarian...

Tyr: HA! You haven't seen my worst!

Undertaker: God help us all...

Tyr: You just see, Undertaker... I'm going to make you proud of me! I'm going to beat Mephisto all myself! I'm going to finish this ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Undertaker: I am proud of you...but wait until I heal myself.

Tyr: No way!

Undertaker: Tyr, you are being a fool...

Tyr: FOOL!?!?! Your the one with your ass stuck in bed! I can take care of myself!

Undertaker: *sighs* I am too weary for such idiotic discussions...If that is all you must say, then I bid you farewell...

The Undertaker reclines in the bed and closes his eyes...Tyr gives him a rotton look as a tear rolls down her cheek...

Tyr: W...why don't you love me?

The Undertaker slowly sits up again.

Undertaker: It is not that I will not...it is because I can not...

Tyr: Why?

Undertaker: Tyr...I am inhuman. To love in such a way that you ask is...well...out of my leauge so to speak.

Tyr: You say that because that's what you THINK it should be like...in reality...

The Undertaker and Tyr lock eyes for a moment as The Undertaker shakes his head.

Undertaker: The Darkside is neutral...Hell is evil...Heaven is good. Two from different sides could never coexist...it is nature.

Tyr: That's...what you THINK...

Undertaker: No...it is what both you and I know...

Tyr: Can't...you be turned?

Undertaker: Could Lucifer return to Paradise? Could the Angel of Death be devoured in the pits of Hades? So I shall stay loyal to the Darkside, to the Creatures that need me...

Tyr starts to shed more tears...

Undertaker: I know this week alone has caused you much grief... I am sorry I have done this to you...

Tyr looks at him for a few moments before wrapping her arms around him and breaking down in tears. The Undertaker tries to console her...

Tyr: HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN CALM!?!?! You nearly...nearly DIED!!! I would have been lost without you...

Undertaker: Without death...you see, there can not be life. My death would have been a mere delay. The spirit of The Undertaker is immortal...the rotting flesh you see before you merely harbors the spirit. I would have lived again in another body...but it would have taken years before I could fight again...I have the curse of immortality...

Tyr: I...I love you.....

Undertaker: And...I pity you...