THE COUNTDOWN TO WRESTLEMANIA IV
BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE
(Jim Ross climbs up into the ring where the Mega Powers are at.)
Jim Ross: "Here with me now....BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE!(Brutus comes up carrying a pair of hedge clippers) Brutus...You beat JoBo on Raw last week.."(brutus butts in)
Brutus: "Yes I did! and Giant...I don't know who you think that you are but you sure are getting in way over your head brother. First you jump Perfect...Next you jump Sid, costing my best friend THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR the match! And that was the wrong thing to do Brother! And last but not least....You interfere in The Hart Foundations Match!"
Jim Ross: "Brutus who is your next opponent?"
Brutus: "Well we havent heard from the nWo in a while have we?"(crowd cheers)
Jim Ross: "No we sure Havent."
Brutus: "1,2,3 kid! You wanna have a match??? Its up to you Brother!"
Jim Ross: "Well there you have it! Brutus Beefcake has just challenged the 1,2,3 kid to a match! Will he accept? Only time will tell! Now to THIS special segment!"
(Brutus and the Mega Powers leave, slapping hands and signing autographs.)
(The Undertaker stands in a room alone. There is a TV and a VCR with two chairs and not much else. Tyr and Seeress come through the other door.)
Tyr: Undertaker!
Undertaker: I have nothing to discuss with you...you have dissapointed me.
Tyr: What are you talking abo-
Undertaker: You have betrayed me! You said that you loved me...I thought highly of you until I heard you had another...
Tyr: Another what?
Undertaker: May I refresh your memory? ROMEOS APRENTICE!
Tyr: You think I'm cheating on you? Is THAT why you haven't been speaking to me?
Undertaker: Your acting is as poor as your morals...
Tyr: Undertaker, I mean it! I have no id-
Undertaker: I shall not stay here and listen to you.
Tyr: WILL YOU LET ME SPEAK FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!
(The Undertaker rolls his eyes and remains silent.)
Tyr: Romeos Aprentice is my agents boyfriend. He's the agent of another wrestler. I hardly know the guy!
Undertaker: Then you are with the wrestler he manages...
Tyr: NO!
Undertaker: I recieved an urgent note saying I had to come here because it was of great importance...I did not come here to hear you lie to me.
Tyr: Seeress said the same thing to me!
Seeress: I do have something of great importance to the both of you.
Undertaker: Speak, Seeress.
Tyr: Yeah, maybe he'll listen to YOU...
Seeress: Excellency, something terrible has happened. I found the security tape of you in your den on the VWWF chat line...you will find it...most disturbing.
Tyr: W...W...WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!
Undertaker: To prove your guilt to me!
(Tyr turns red in the face. She gets in The Undertaker's face.)
Tyr: LISTEN, YOU! Your the one with all these false accusations, and your calling ME a liar!
(The Undertaker looks at her sternly.)
Undertaker: WE SHALL SEE WHO IS FALSE!
Seeress: Just watch the tape...please...both of you.
(Seeress turns on the VCR and puts in a tape. The security camera shows Tyr on the internet on the VWWF chatline. The door on the outside of the room in the video opens slightly to reveal a gong. A hand beats on the gong and Tyr looks dizzy. Tyr looks like a zombie as her arms are limp at her side. A tall man with long, red hair comes in with an oriental woman with long black hair. They both wear golden suits with dazzeling arrays of red orange and yellows all around them. The man is wearing a bird-like mask over his face as he whispers what Tyr should say on the internet. Tyr obeys obediantly, still in a zombie state.)
Tyr: I don't remember any of this...
Seeress: My guess is you were hypnotised.
(The man in the video turns is back to the camera to reveal a golden firebird on the back of his outfit. Tyr, in real life, gasps and falls to her knees in shock.)
Tyr: N...N...N...NOOOOO!
Undertaker: Who is that, Tyr?
Tyr: It...it can't be!!!
Seeress: It is...It's Phoenix...he's coming back for you, Tyr.
(The Undertaker's eyes darken with rage.)
Undertaker: That is Phoenix? That fiend you spoke of, Tyr?
(Tyr begins to cry as she nods her head.)
Undertaker: I apologize for my misunderstanding...I shall see to it that he is destroyed!
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